les diaboliques: pretty good!

losing a beloved uncle way sooner than i anticipated. hold your loved ones close & talk to em too much

struggling to square 'tummies are cute' with the fact that im working to shed my own. is this dialectics

there is no simpler ape joy than tossing an object in the air & catching it

you ask one little question about your character design & everyone gets all warm & kind on you. what the hell. i'll cry

i feel like i have a pretty loose sense of self compared to a lot of people i know. or at least im not always aware of the impression i leave others with

i'll be gone before discord makes me do it. existing online is building sandcastles & profit motive is the tide

im so depraved & going to hell for reading these fics... also i got really scared when the train came at the movie screen

its a mere Freezing out... i can comfortably take night walks again... hell of lujah

finishing up a guided tour of the zatoichi films today. they kind of blended together after the first one (and maybe Zatoichi Challenged) but i had an especially good time with the one-armed swordsman crossover film... you got wuxia in my chambara

im a little jealous of people with the knowhow & skillset to ad-lib a fried rice or stir fry... i should focus on learning wok sometime

if i could bottle the feeling of 'nailing the purple connection first' id be unstoppable

skin is too big... hows a little moisturizer supposed to keep up

warm & fulla love today. joyful for all the people in my life & grateful to be a part of theirs

women really are my favorite guy

man that default "GoFundMe tip" value is criminal

using a genie wish on swapping the mario 64 file select song with the waterworld snes map song

i had no IDEA the sheriff was married...

baked a loaf of bread for the first time in a year or two & i forgot how fast it disappears with a little butter... meals are the privilege of the living

what's the best kind of video to exercise to, and why is it 70s wuxia films

i dont have a history of confusing the two terms, but whenever i hear 'public domain' used in a sentence, some inner part of me does silently check if it would be funny to replace it with 'free use'. anyways happy birthday miss marple

(sees a pretty lady) oh my little straight heart

wait, is 'it could happen today' just about trump dying? disappointing. we gotta set our sights higher

sometimes i check this website and there is such an inscrutable energy on the feed i need to google 'ok who died'

a rotation of squats/pushups/crunches is the perfect set of exercises for a homebody with no equipment & squeaky floors

👉👈 ...so is there a Mister Adventure?

cant stop thinking today about how the spider-man 2 pizza song starts off with a cheeky shave & a haircut for maximum neapolitan disrespect

i've been trying to ask you, snake. do you think people can maintain platonic eye contact, even on the battlefield?

there's a little cayenne in the hot chocolate powder. tell your friends

did a big oven clean this weekend & i keep popping it open or turning on the light to appreciate my handiwork. just in case you were curious how cool i am

damn water aerobics is fun. what else have the Aunts of the world been hiding from me

Bang The Drum All Day except the lyrics cut out after 'i don't want to work' & the song continues wordlessly

just had a scary driving moment... please do not be driving around at night in the rain with only 1 headlight

love for your neighors, protection for complete strangers at risk, and to everyone a very 'un-check Autoplay videos and GIFs'

drop that park sleep that me floor on the car dream about phone

i truly want the United States gone and for nothing like it to ever exist again

(40 years late) hey Thief is a damn good movie

i have some modest resolutions of the year (get better about dental care adhd, reconnect with my creative desires, touch a boob, find a fun & sustainable cardio regimen). but i think a big one is to trust my close friends enough to be a little more of a freak in good company

quiet family holiday finished... my heart is somehow fuller than my belly, but im glad to be home & back at it

baked camembert with fruits & nuts. okay?

when the family hangs out with the friends & everyone's very friendly & nice to each other!!

i may be tragically beyond my 𝐵𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝐵🌸𝓎 era. but, if i play my cards right, i may be entering a hypothetical stage of life im tentatively calling 'guymilf threepwood'

i use a lot of ellipses in writing but i promise i don't use 'em half as much vocally. just so we're clear

wake up dead man was pretty good... fun & twisty & with just enough theme meat on its bones

completely treated out. cookies we got: -chewy ginger molasses -nutmeg & pecan meltaways -oatmeal lattice -bourbon balls -a fruity shortbread we've started calling 'humbugs' -idk probably more

i hope i have the fortune & good grace to be chuckling about hogmail dot clom decades from now

the one christmas tradition i can do without is the annual wincing my way through hanging childhood ornaments

man i have gotta stop reading comments on popular posts. bewildering how people behave on this website

im firmly in holidaytimes & feeling exceedingly Jolly... wishing everyone a quiet warm time