oh to be back home, lying on the couch, doing sick drum fills on my tummy

cruel of discord to stop loading on my phone on an office day

ok but some days i DO want to jump into both pant legs at once

kinda morning where every 40 seconds i get up from my home office & walk into another room because i can't find any dopamine in there

humans are funny... gave my big toe a nails-on-chalkboard feeling against a metal cap of a stair step & i couldn't feel like a person again until i clipped that nail

imo the secret to doin squats is holding super marios crouch in my mind

is 'nietzschejou' anything

did you know? im stalwart

man i wish i had room in my heart for podcasts. used to be a fiend but something truly broke in me in early covid times

without downloading new pics, radicalize your parents

idk what it is about this website that makes me so reluctant to make any effortful joke post. but sometimes it's ok to just have a life update zone where you tell your buddies you flossed your teeth really good

saw 'harold & maude' tonight with a friend to celebrate her cat's life & passing... beautiful movie. time for a cry

i hope i never become too jaded for a little joyful gleeful at the snow season.

"i'm a genius! oh no!" as a singular horrified line of thought

GROCERY STORE CASHIER: Have a nice night! ME: You too! ME, TO MYSELF, 30 SECONDS LATER: god i fucked that interaction up bad. i shouldn't be allowed outside. they should keep me stuffed in a museum

putting my hand in the cash register. for no reason

wishing big for all nyc buddies tomorrow

i wonder how i would've felt if, after seeing my first 'let's play' video, i had known it would be the thing i would spend the next 20 years falling asleep to

if there is a panacea for my soul, preparing a taco table for buddy horror movie night cuts close to it

adrift & low on hit points tonight... i got potatoes n garlic in the oven at least. time to collapse i think

my scary event for the day, unfortunately, was breaking a full half-gallon milk jug against my counter

really wish i could bottle the 'high 40Fs is t-shirt & shorts weather' demon in me & save it for april

note to self: more sauce for the sagna next time... this one'll be bone dry

(ted hartrup voice) UNATCO?

theres no older type of post than 'going to the store want anything' but the thing is that it really is a lot of fun to feign nearness with faraway friends

feeling active & stonger lately... it's fun

cut the Levi's into jorts that's what Bilbo Baggins sports

bed gotta be one of my top 20 places

(been staring at screens all day with no food or water) damn what a uniquely mysterious headache

caught myself revenge lategaming and made myself do a buncha exercise to get tired... that'll learn me

ok boss you got it

lately finding myself thinking a relationship would be fun, for maybe the first time since i was 18ish. no idea how or where to begin these days (or if i will) but its a thought im havin. funny changes in friendo world

Once she danced: She could dance yet, Though she's no more of this life See that grave's ghostly sheen? Dig up the Dancing Queen

how are we all doing today

FUNKY WINKERBEAN IN NAME ONLY, FOR HE IS NEITHER

caught myself shower-singin at 10:45... sorry downstairs landlady

watching "Hellzapoppin". feel like someone was trapped back in the 1940s and had to recreate tiktok humor the only way the era could support

they're calling him 'the wakaba utena of people'

how much does cilantro literally just taste like soap if you have the gene? is 'soap' a loose-but-acceptable descriptor, or does it feel like you're chugging some dr bronners

the perfect counter to 'in bed by 9', 'nasty unsettling dream before 1'. true combo. my old nemesis

i need a new headset for my job... anybody have recs for somethin durable & over-ear?

ahoge hoodie

joel roninson

caught up on the dishes, lads

learning about mary worth

happy shave-body sunday to those who observe

moved a big bookcase up my front stairs solo... i think i'd be an ok sisyphus

i saw the tv glow (2024)

trying to stay lactose tolerant the way some people go to the gym