Gay culture is when a friend comes over and says “oh I didn’t realize you were married to $name. We chat on Sniffies.”

Thanks Apple Intelligence

If you told me six months ago that I would be throwing a BANGER party with one of my childhood inspirations, I wouldn’t believe you.

brb picking up a Japanese c-list celebrity at the airport with a DJ who was a founding member of the Internet™

I need more of you “strict bottoms” to put in the work and take some fucking cialis for the sake of community service.

The only man in line at steamworks not on Sniffies’s rn

Two deck mixing is not enough I have adhd and need 1-2 backups in case i am fully blending two other songs together and oops there’s 30 seconds left on both.

Playing 残酷な天使のテーゼ in a sex dungeon is still the funniest things I’ve ever done as a DJ.

Thinking about how the guy at guitar center the other day referred to me as “him” and then corrected himself as “they” when talking to another associate about the trade in value of my DJ controller.

My best friend in Japan, my vacation boyfriend, @oorui.bsky.social tragically passed away. I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye. I am sharing this photo that I’ve posted here before. This is the funniest NSFW photo I’ve taken. I can still hear him say “deka! Kowai!!” As we took the photo.

Oh no I’m the oldest and gayest in line for the river north club open decks

I paid $50 for this Japanese 70-80s music dinner thing so I’m going to go but man oh man is listening to Japanese music with Japanese people going to be so difficult to do without crying in public alone.

My best friend in Japan, my vacation boyfriend, @oorui.bsky.social tragically passed away. I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye. I am sharing this photo that I’ve posted here before. This is the funniest NSFW photo I’ve taken. I can still hear him say “deka! Kowai!!” As we took the photo.

The next cumunion is after mercury retrograde ends Just saying.

The single stall restrooms here are labeled “everyone” and “all of us.” And the all of us one made me think it had a urinal too because of like, all encompassing bathroom. I was wrong.

Sitting alone at the gay beach. Contemplating if I should introduce someone who subscribed to my DJ YouTube.

Hollywood beach will be a 70% nude in 2 years time. I said the same thing about thongs here 2 years ago and the trend is getting more naked.

A man gave me a track ID that he gatekeeps because he’s sexually attracted to me.

Dear diary I kissed 6 or 7 boys today send tweet.

A daddy at the beach said “are you the guy who did the crazy projector visuals at funkstick???”

Thong Thursday

1. What? 2. This person is selling a ddj-1000 which is basically the same thing as a ddj-flx10?

Anyway tonight’s episode is going to be fire and it starts in 35 minutes. Geto Mark is a Chicago booty house legend and we are gunna get down to some house, J-Electro, and other booty bouncing gems. www.youtube.com/live/lKr_gI3...

My guest on YouTube tonight DJ’d with daft punk in 1992 and that’s crazy to me.

Boomer book force feeds me DJ slop now and I will not fall for this rage bait.

Getting a hot tub was one of the sluttiest things I could have ever purchased.

I’m going to get banned from marketplace

I am not fucking around, Facebook.

How was your boots party?

$1300 for a mint condition DDJ-FLX10 is a firm price and it includes a deck saver please be for fucking real Facebook marketplace.

DJ :”what’s your crate digging method?” Me : “well it started by finding the full singles to licensed music from retro dance dance revolution.” DJ : “that’s actually brilliant.”

Having a “woke up on the wrong side of the bed” ass day.

Rim chairs are incredibly fun and all but the post nut clarity really makes you confront that it’s straight up a toilet seat and that’s very unsexy.

Keeping a mesh thong on during sex is great, actually.

Every time someone offers me cocaine and I refuse, they always say “good cocaine is really stupid.” And then I’m like “yeah” and they never like that.

Thong Thursday

What is it about Bluesky that Astronomer ColdplayGate isn’t an all day meme here?

Re-Upping this awesome shirt with public media being in the news, they will donate 10% of the proceeds to PBS.

How the FUCK did I not drop Synchronized Love by Joe Rinoe at the club on Sunday???

Come over

I can’t believe I made over 100 people take the cocks out of their mouths to belt out Simple & Clean louder than the sound system in The Hole while I did a vocal swap mix between it and the Japanese version, 光。 I couldn’t have asked for a better club premier. . Thank you @funkstick.bsky.social

Love a mesh thong

Last night was magical. I couldn’t ask for a better venue or party to play my first club DJ gig at. Like when I DJ’d a DDR tournament in March, I’ve learned that I can turn a fucking party out with my rare selection and taste. To be able to do it for hundreds of people in a sex club? Even better.

wow lucky me a friend brought a wishfully ready bottom over to use my hot tub after the function.

Oh I’m sorry I cannot use my own word for my own people??

Hey Chicago If you’re queer and sex positive, come to jackhammer on Sunday. @funkstick.bsky.social is a queer, gender, body, and race inclusive disco with all vinyl disco upstairs and yours truly DJing in the play area. This is my first club gig and it will be 4 hours of Tokyo nightlife music.

I can’t wait to have an orgy with my hangers.

I’ve been playing Date Everything and sharing the highlights with friends.

Happy pride parade day I have a husband who’s sick with my horrible head cold I’m just getting over and also a drag queen has been asleep in my guest room for like 14 hours.

I thought I knew luxury by having my own hot tub. And then I experienced : butt plug hot tub.