$FI is imploding as they posted a terrible outlook. But nothing is enough to make stocks go red.

Why does the stock keep rising despite sales slump? Because the market is stupid.

Government shutdown, more job cuts. You know what that means: It's bullish!!

Tesla will be studied for decades to come. A company with less than 1b in quarterly earnings that are rapidly declining having a market cap of over 1.5T and adding one of their biggest competitors in market cap on promises of a 1T dollar pay package. Reality distortion.

Whatever it is, let's just add a whole Mercedes in market cap to Tesla now daily. What are fundamentals

Tesla now up 20b in market cap on less than 1b in net income ex regulatory credits. That would be a massive move given the relationsz it's insanity at 1.5T market cap. One day the US market will stop being a meme. Today is not that day

A 1.5T company making less than 1b a quarter if you exclude environmental credits. Lmfao

Incredible VW had 80b in revenues and 3b in EBT. Tesla has 28b in revenues and 1.9B in EBT. Yet VW has 55b market cap and Tesla is close to 1.5T.

Tesla earnings tomorrow. So how many % will they pump on their earnings numbers (given the forward demand pull due to EV expiring)? 10%? A whole BYD in market cap seems conservative given the current market delusion.

A 2% change is now 30b in market cap for Tesla. So the whole of Stellantis. Which obviously makes sense, seeing that STLA sells more cars in the EU alone in half a year than Tesla does for the full year.

This is bullish. Self dealings are always welcome in the current market

Government shutdown is ongoing, but nothing matters in this market. Everything is bullish

This is like everything else bullish. Joby...

Tesla higher now than the price on Thursday. I mean they launched the Cybertruck in Qatar. That is what 30b in market cap right there?

HK tech stocks falling (even those that make 0 revenue in the US), but the US bubble stocks are up again on Trump saying everything is fine. This US market runs on fairy dust.

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It's a madmen at the helm of the US, and stocks are up 11% YTD there, with many bubble stocks being inflated super high

This will probably be bullish come market open

Tesla rose 75b on the announcement of a new cheaper model - which turns out is just a Model 3/Y stripped down. Down 45b yesterday - pump is still working. It goes more up than it goes down

Up 75b today (so that alone is bigger than VW, Renault, Mercedes and BMW in market cap. -on news that they bring out a new car model. There is no word for the dillusion that is the Tesla stock

Rumours of a new car model also sending the stock up a whole VW. Can you imagine, the car company that is valued higher as all competitors combined will release new model (maybe)? When has a car company ever released something as revolutionary as another car model?

Tesla stock up on the new FSD v14 being released today. Because surely after promising that the car will drive alone from LA to NY "next year" since 2016, this one is the one. (yes - maybe - probably not)

7% sales increases seem sus even if we take into account the pull forward due to expiring EV tax credit. Stock up a whole VW again - upon delivering less cars in a quarter than Renault. Congrats

Government shutdown, more authoritarian rhetoric and rising inflation. That can only mean one thing: BUUUULLISH

Renault delivered around 500k vehicles in Q2. Market cap 12b USD Tesla is expected to deliver 480k vehicles in Q3. Market cap 1.5T - adding 400b in market cap in the last month. How much % will it add today?

Tesla now over 1.5T market cap. After all, why shouldn't it add a whole Ford in market cap, when they report increased deliveries.

No down day ever. Trump declaring war on US citizens is bullish

Another day and as usual Tesla stock is up. New angle is that they will beat earnings due to the EV tax credit running out this week and increased demand. Really you think the 400b market cap gain didn't have that priced in?

This is bullish Tesla ofc

Bullish for Carvana $CVNA, because when you make up your numbers - real numbers don't matter

After a brief pause, the pump is back on.

US president can now fire FTC commissioners and the market thinks this is bullish

Trump basically cutting ties with Brazil. Obviously this is bullish

Insanity. Another VW in market cap. A company that has no income without carbon credits at 1.4T market cap

Another day where Tesla goes up. Reality doesn't apply to the US market. What will bring it down?

Never. 280b market cap gained in 5 days.

Inflation rising, fed cutting. Gonna be a wild ride

Remember when there was an investigation with no results on what Glas means that Elon was referring to in some internal reports in Tesla? They could have used every brand in the world.

Well Tesla is under investigation, but at least they pumped 230b in 3 days.

Tesla will never have a down day again

Nvm it isn't 160b in 3 days, it is 250b. Just market bubble things

Tesla shares jumping 160b in 3 days. Up YTD now. Over 200 PE, and nothing but broken promises

Tesla another 6% pre market. What is going on. Over 160b in 3 days.

Tesla up a whole BYD in 3 days.

Tesla up a whole VW in market cap. At this point why not.

Just another day where Tesla adds a Hyundai in market cap.

Always hilarious, when there are hardly any news about the US stock market rally. The Chinese market could more than double and still have a lower valuation than the US one.

Amazon launches a self driving competitor, Alibaba unveils humanoid robot. Bullish Tesla it is