BREAKING: Trump sprays “Trump cologne” on ex-al-Qaeda leader in Oval Office then jealously asks how many wives he has! Join us in a collective “uh, EXCUSE ME?” Donald Trump brought the new leader of Syria, Ahmed al-Sharaa, into the Oval Office, where he sprayed him his Trump-branded cologne

BREAKING: Trump‘s MAGA Senate just quietly gutted food safety laws after massive donations from corporate lobbyists. While Americans were distracted by the latest shutdown drama, Trump’s allies in Congress pulled off one of the most shameless backroom deals in recent memory.

BREAKING: Drug dealer pardoned by Trump gets arrested again for molesting his nanny and assaulting a toddler! Jonathan Braun, 41, of Long Island, was granted a pardon by Trump at the end of his first term.

BREAKING: OUTRAGE — Black Veterans dishonored as U.S. sneakily removes memorial to Black WWII heroes after Heritage Foundation complaint. Yes, you read that right. The U.S. government just removed a memorial honoring African-American soldiers who helped liberate Europe from Nazi occupation —

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth stabs a female Navy officer in the back and derails her promotion to become the first woman to oversee the Navy SEALs — just because she's a woman. This drunken sexual predator is destroying the careers of actual American heroes left and right

BREAKING: Senate Republicans just got busted giving themselves a $500,000 handout with an amendment that lets them SUE the government for investigating them for January 6th!

BREAKING: Convicted seditionist Stewart Rhodes offers to relaunch the Oath Keepers to serve as Trump’s personal fascist army. In case anyone thought the insurrectionists had learned their lesson, think again. Stewart Rhodes —

BREAKING: Trump’s ICE goons PEPPER-SPRAYED A BABY! Rafael Veraza was driving to Sam’s Club with his family when he ran into an immigration kidnapping raid led by Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino. When they realized what was happening, they turned around and started to drive away.

BREAKING: Trump mass-pardons EVERYONE involved in the 2020 election steal plot in shocking miscarriage of justice! The president has pardoned 77 of his loyal minions who were involved in the very clumsy but very dangerous effort to overturn the 2020 election and deny President Biden his victory,

BREAKING: WTF? Trump demands states UNDO the SNAP benefits paid out so far, literally taking money out of the pockets of hungry families! In a shocking new directive from Trump’s USDA, the regime now says that the food stamps dispensed for November were “unauthorized.”

BREAKING: The Trump regime has removed a memorial honoring fallen Black soldiers who helped liberate Europe in WWII! As part of their relentless war on Black history and purging all evidence of any accomplishment by anyone who wasn’t a white man,

BEEAKING: Grandma of American baby kidnapped by ICE reveals awful details of how her granddaughter was mistreated in federal custody by Trump’s goons! In an incident that gained national attention, ICE agents conducted mass arrests in a Home Depot parking lot in Los Angeles

BREAKING: THE GRIFT NEVER ENDS! Trump is now selling his “Trump Wines” on US military bases! In a truly unreal statement, Kristi Noem’s right-hand liar Tricia McLaughlin announced that “The brave men and women of the USCG are pleased to be able to buy Trump wine and cider tax free.

Trump and his fellow unindicted Epstein co-conspirators get to enjoy a seafood buffet and ice sculptures at Mar-a-Lago after successfully getting the Supreme Court to block SNAP funds for hungry American kids. They could care less about us