The state of dunking in the nba is dire

New piece for Prime for the NBA Cup semifinals tonight

The bulls getting domantas sabonis would be so stupid but he’s exactly the type of player AK goes for and the kings are the only team the FO thinks they can trade with and not get screwed so it’s 100% gonna happen

Still weird seeing Luka doncic in a lakers jersey

got recommended this 6 year old video about the bulls and honestly this title could be from any of the past 10 seasons

Slop, gromit, slop

As with every season, the question for the bulls is how embarrassing do things have to get for them to make any kind of change

A signature Patrick Williams missed dunk is the perfect way to cap off this incredibly embarrassing bulls losing streak

Josh giddeys game is so ugly I cannot stand watching this man play

The OKC thunder should’ve changed their logo during their tanking years. Now they’re going to become a dynasty with their bad logo and they won’t be able to change it

I think about the uncle buck giant pancake a lot

Reading this post from the seat featured in it and looking directly at the bartender pictured

American thanksgiving: mom just found out all her dinner plates contain high levels of lead, now scrambling to find new plates

Here’s my oral history of CREED, the movie not the band. With help from Ryan Coogler, Michael B. Jordan, Tessa Thompson, and many more. www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/m...

New piece for The Ringer to accompany The Oral History of Creed by @alansiegella.bsky.social

Finding out melatonin has long term adverse health effects is a great excuse for me to go to the bar and enjoy three beers so that I’m tired enough to fall asleep without melatonin. I certainly will not regret drinking three beers

Tiago splitter is the name of an assassin not an nba coach

I’m trying to be more zen about the bulls this season but I must note how they are taking mediocrity to new extremes by opening the season 6-1 and then immediately losing 5 in a row. They might end up at 41-41 by alternating between 5-game winning and losing streaks

I started a substack and I wrote this thing about hating generative AI. Also drew a portrait of Vince Gilligan to go along with it open.substack.com/pub/walkertk...

if the bucks have a disappointing season, a basketball substack writer can have this headline for free: Creaming Into The Void

I am NOT missing my chance to stock up on cream city merch this time around

Things were going a little too well for bulls fans this season, we needed to be humbled like this

Thank god for “The Diff” on the cavs broadcast scorebug. I never learned addition or subtraction so this is perfect for me

Fred Flintstone is also within all of us and sometimes has blonde hair like Sabrina carpenter

They say they changed the names of the participants but I know that guy, he’s basically my boy at this point @thesloppyboys.bsky.social

Chauncey really did this gif for real

If the doughboys can put an inordinate amount of energy and effort into performing a medley of hot dog parody songs, the least I can do is put an inordinate amount of effort into animating nick wiger singing about suckin on a dog like you’re suckin on a titty @doughboys.bsky.social

I love basketball

Blast off 🚀

imagine if they put this much money and resources into building a platform for actual artists

damn they are booking these events way in advance

Sorry to report income inequality has corrupted the TouchTunes at the local dive bar

NBA teams should have never been susceptible to corporate blanding. Basketball is a fun game with team names such as “timberwolves” and “raptors” and logos should reflect that

For every insane headline I read about some jabroni mourning their AI spouse because of a chatGPT update, I have to read 20 pages of a book about cowboys. This is the only antidote

nice

It should be illegal to show me the same commercial two times in a row

I hate when people say a man-made thing is inevitable. If somebody can evite that shit, it’s evitable!

STOP PLAYING WITH ME

We need a wrestling commentator with a thick Chicago accent

just a design about no basketball team in particular

i'm not someone who thinks all team success or failure should be attributed to a coach and i actually think billy donovan is a good (not great) coach. but this just further shows the bulls lack of direction and how they value agreeability above all else in their organization

man malcolm jamal warner was so charming and funny every time he was on screen 😔

Me every time I put wrestling on

which is the more embarrassing bulls photo?

Inauspicious start to Noa Essengue’s nba career getting completely destroyed by a man named Furphy

i just don't see how there's any meaningful knowledge to gain from summer league basketball

i need the new city edition jerseys to leak for a dopamine boost