Fred Flintstone is also within all of us and sometimes has blonde hair like Sabrina carpenter

They say they changed the names of the participants but I know that guy, he’s basically my boy at this point @thesloppyboys.bsky.social

Chauncey really did this gif for real

If the doughboys can put an inordinate amount of energy and effort into performing a medley of hot dog parody songs, the least I can do is put an inordinate amount of effort into animating nick wiger singing about suckin on a dog like you’re suckin on a titty @doughboys.bsky.social

I love basketball

Blast off 🚀

imagine if they put this much money and resources into building a platform for actual artists

damn they are booking these events way in advance

Sorry to report income inequality has corrupted the TouchTunes at the local dive bar

NBA teams should have never been susceptible to corporate blanding. Basketball is a fun game with team names such as “timberwolves” and “raptors” and logos should reflect that

For every insane headline I read about some jabroni mourning their AI spouse because of a chatGPT update, I have to read 20 pages of a book about cowboys. This is the only antidote

nice

It should be illegal to show me the same commercial two times in a row

I hate when people say a man-made thing is inevitable. If somebody can evite that shit, it’s evitable!

STOP PLAYING WITH ME

We need a wrestling commentator with a thick Chicago accent

just a design about no basketball team in particular

i'm not someone who thinks all team success or failure should be attributed to a coach and i actually think billy donovan is a good (not great) coach. but this just further shows the bulls lack of direction and how they value agreeability above all else in their organization

man malcolm jamal warner was so charming and funny every time he was on screen 😔

Me every time I put wrestling on

which is the more embarrassing bulls photo?

Inauspicious start to Noa Essengue’s nba career getting completely destroyed by a man named Furphy

i just don't see how there's any meaningful knowledge to gain from summer league basketball

i need the new city edition jerseys to leak for a dopamine boost

Hearing bill simmons and Zach Lowe call out the Bulls this week has been awesome. It makes me want to hear/make a slow burn-style multi part investigative deep dive podcast into the bulls unique and intentional brand of perpetual mediocrity

I know the Bulls are salivating at the chance to once again be eliminated by the Miami Heat in a tournament setting

The Bulls not immediately re-signing Giddey when free agency opened may seem like a sign that they're squeezing him because they have all the leverage (smart), but actually they just needed time to plan the parade to celebrate overpaying him $35mil/year to lead them to the 9th seed every year (dumb)

David Blatt should’ve been called for a technical foul for calling a timeout when the cavs didn’t have any left in game 4 of the 2015 bulls-cavs playoffs series. Bulls would’ve gone up 3-1 in the series 🤷‍♂️

What are the Chicago Bulls doing #sports #kofie #kofiewhy

First NBA player to miss a game with tuberculosis

The bulls second round draft pick looks like he’s about to give me a sales pitch on a brand new miracle brain tonic he’s selling out of the back of his horse and carriage in the year 1892

Another new one for the Mavericks drafting Cooper Flagg

*adam silver using google ai overview to find out why achilles tears happen* "Achilles tendon tears are most often caused by sitting on the toilet for too long. Players such as Kevin Durant, Jayson Tatum, and Tyrese Haliburton tore their achilles tendons by sitting on the toilet too long."

It sucks so bad when the worst part of your favourite sports team is the owner. If it’s the coach or the GM they’ll get fired eventually. If the players are bad, they’ll draft younger and better ones. If it’s the owner, sorry! You’re fucked forever and there’s nothing you can do about it.

JB Pritzker buy the Bulls challenge

So excited to have cash considerations on the team, this team knows what the fans want 🤝

New one for the Mavericks

I guess this confirms Brian scalabrine and/or Tyrus Thomas aren’t getting their jerseys retired 😮‍💨

Bulls fans are so deep in sports fandom hell, please pray for us

Rewatching succession and oligarchy has gotten so much worse in the past five years that some of these depictions seem quaint now. For example shiv just said to Connor “not many campaign posters use mugshots” lol

A few years ago I had the epiphany that I’m an adult and there’s nothing stopping me from eating an entire container of berries at once and it was a huge game changer for me

Can anyone decode the meaning of the headband celebration for me?

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Pat McAfee, you are NOT invited to suck on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze

I’m assuming this haliburton celebration is an escalation of the big balls celebration where the implication is that his nutsack has grown so large that he needs to hoist it on his back and balance one gigantic testicle on each shoulder

Pay your own way (will ferrell version)