Fascism wouldnt be what it is today without the dem party

I'm there, doing that whether we all do it or not

Congratulations Mr President, you've won the prestigious Noballs Piss Prize

#GVerse That cat saw its nine lives flash before its eyes

Corporate Dems like kamala are meant to buy the capitalist class time while they build an impenetrable authoritarian state out of the bones of a dead democracy. Check out the recent "fully fund ice gestapo" vote if you dont believe me

Congrats youre maga now

Stan Wawrinka, emotional cobra

If youre still listening to these silly penises then youre not smart enough to drive a car

Trump: i'm pizza hut hitler and i'm killing everyone Dems: Now's our chance to run skidmark steve, liberal trillionaire

Feels so good fast forwarding past $3million commercials

Leave it to conservatives to make an imaginary paradise a place you'd choose hell over

When i hear the word holocaust, the first thing i think of is Gaza so the least i could do is not vote for newsome or harris or any other pro-israel money candidates who dont feel the same

Who TF is john bitch

Brave Minnesota VS pizza hut hitler and the breadstick boys

I think i'm ready to start a secret family with you

Theres been an explosion of people with the last name Bobo in sports, i cant explain it

WHY is it that EVERY TIME i pull my DICK out theres a COLD DRAFT in the room that makes it look SMALL!?

I would jump in a frozen river to retrieve a flaming bag of shit and piss before i ever even stopped what i was doing to help a maga chud in any way, even if i were watching cbs evening news with Tony Dickpills

Literally giddy at the idea that in a few short years i'll be able to picnic with my family in front of a giant prison overflowing with tortured ICE and maga trash. The wife and i toasting to the audible pleas for mercy

This is why i dont vote for people like kamala harris or chuck schumer

I would like to congratulate JD Vanse for winning the Hillbilly Spelling Bee

Calling all brave american patriots! I need a strong white man who loves God and Country to fuck my wife

Sir, changing your diaper has been an honor, sir

Things could be worse, my wife and three kids just moved into my brand new chevy silverado dinali silvester stalone edition

If you really want to make an impression, hit him with the trump style blowjob

I know deep down that theres only one thing that could ever heal our deep national divide and thats bringing our communities together, hand in hand, to wipe maga off the face of earth for good by any means necessary

I hope the hungriest mob that anyones ever seen rises up and makes hamburgers and lasagne out of all that ICE meat thats running around before it goes bad!

The democrat party is a pro boxer that makes billions of dollars taking dives in their biggest fights

Exerpt When i lifted the large wet rock i was startled by what i saw. A small clutch of humanoid grubs blindly searching for food and wiggling greasily in the damp and farty mud. Oh my, i thought, i found a maga brood. I quickly lit them on fire and went about my day, happy that i could help

The year is 2045 in what used to be the USA. The number one christmas gift is tickets to a show called 'man beaten to death' where showgoers can watch as a man is beaten to death

Whenever i pass gas around other people, before they recoil in horror from the crippling stench i say 'look, someone from the new york times just pulled up'

If she changed her name to kamala hairyass, backed m4a, and opposed genocide then you can bet your biscuit i'm voting for her

Hear me out...a chainsaw with a lab grown human pussy attached

Omg how fukn sweet would it be if steven miller were diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer

January Fuck, 2000 and Suck

Imagine reading those disgusting trumpstein files and then walking outside with a big red maga hat on

In the US its called the cost of survival and not the cost of living because no living is actually being done, you see

When metalica comes on at the gas pump

Boomer band 3rd eye blind playing their only hit at the orange bowl halftime show is how you know we're all in hell

'Kamala lost because everyones a sexist rapist racist POS' is the best way to reach people and garner support for another billion dollar kamala run for president

Live hard crap hard

Taking my cues from the zeitgeist, i'm opening a gun and knife store called Frodo's Weapons Shop

If you all the sudden feel like youve spent your life being a cringe doofus then congrats youve completed youth and have reached your middle years

Dune Terry: White Trash Messiah

Bro what if i told you that things havent even begun to get stupid yet

Shittown University's new headcoach is Tuck Boogersmoke, special teams guru

A thousand nights lying awake contemplating the sheer amount of pussy teenwolf ran thru

Lets get divorced for christmas

Find out how many people care about you and see who reads this then copy and pastes it along with picturez of your actual penis

I'm so thankful that the obama's are rich