Erm the Cops just did an illegal u turn in front of me

Here is a verified gofundme for his family: gofund.me/bf251d4ee

I did not forget about this by the way. I will build an accurate one in the image of a Chicagoan. I will not let them slander Ova East as Staten Island when everyone knows the Far Northwest Side is Staten Island. Ova East is Coney Island if it was inexplicably decapitated from Brooklyn

How did this become my hardest hitting post while i was asleep 😭 (i have a lot more posts btw 👀)

With the way the @chicagoreader.com best of came out this year you woulda thought they were only based in Edgewater

Pause. #chicago

Thank you Jesus. Found in Dunning funnily enough, right outside of Portage Park at that #chicago

Bro what 😭 this Southside af Found in Pullman #chicago

Update. They have built a THIRD. The hubris of man is unparalleled

ey yo. Found in Archer Heights #chicago

If you're a transplant who makes fun of other new ppl for not knowing the city, you don't gotta do that corny loser shit anymore btw #chicago #nyc #honestlyeverywhere

I've taken Ginger from Brooklyn captive #chicago

WHO TURNED OFF THE LAKE

Shout out The Wieners Circle #chicago

Bruh these didn't work in New York what makes you think they'll work in The Chi #chicago

Someone jumped on the tracks at the Red Line going north. A butterfly, or perhaps moth, appeared and flew around in the car. #chicago

Found in Greater Grand Crossing #chicago

Found in Pilsen #chicago

On da Red Line. dealer bursts thru the emergency doors saying 'saw saw saw' and stops in his tracks and gets quiet when he sees 2 CTA workers 😭😭😭 #chicago

Bitches scared of O block...wait til they find out there's an entire AVENUE of O here #chicago

Hoes be like 'I'm glad transplants are moving to places besides Lincoln Park and Lakeview!' and the place be Andersonville #chicago

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Place gives intense Theyfab vibes btw. Their baking is incredible though

Jewel-Osco loves Larping as Local soooo bad like they not owned by Albertson's #chicago

Northsiders be competitively using CTA on transit app as if southsider kids ain't got at least a decade on em just from commuting to school #chicago

The Red Line Maintenance This Month and its Consequences Have Been a Disaster for the Human Race #chicago

Remember the beautiful life of Riley O’Neil. #Chicago

Hate when Chicago becomes Florida for two weeks

You take ONE weekend to try and do some minor train maintenance and it fucks up the whole city when is the CTA gonna be normal again

Cubs fans be addicted to Zyns #chicago

Little ass kid and his sis at Bessemer Park chasing and whipping each other with this BIG ASS BELT for fun 💀 Ova East different for real shout out South Chicago

My two cents on The Chicago Bears threatening to move to Indiana if Illinois doesn't give them eleventy-zillion taxpayer dollars to build a new stadium: F 'em. If they want a new stadium so bad, they can pay for it themselves. Illinois taxpayers have better things to spend their money on.

Indiana may not be Chicago but as soon as you see Indiana ave you know you in Real Chicago shout out #bronzeville #chicago

I almost got red misted by this cocksucker running a red line off Millennium Station WHAT THE FUCK ‼️‼️‼️ like i was two seconds away from death i was wearing a hi-vis too wouldve bought my mom a home on God #chicago #fuckingdisintegration #ihatecars #hashtag

Rolled the most unfortunate possible number at the woke café #chicago

Man they covered up the historic North & Clybourn title tiles but there's STILL no elevator #chicago

BREAKING NEWS: THIS WHITE MAN IN RIVER NORTH REALLY NAMED HIS DOG BETTY WHITE 😭😭😭😭 #Chicago

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If i don't die like this I'm appearing behind you Uncle Grandpa style until I do

You already know i hadta honor da Rogers Park cum bike for #pridemonth. Depending on your creed its also the crack bike. #chicago

It's called the Brown Line bc it reflects that wavelength #chicago

This cracker is literally just racist btw (and not from Chicago)

My pfp is a Pigeon eating a chicken wing right outside Harold Washington btw

Portland: Conflict Resolution (communication) Chicago: Conflict Resolution (the strap)

Wrigleyville, or as I like to call it, Goystown #chicago

Hope whoever put this up getting ate out rn or something or other. Found in Uptown by Lawrence Red Line #chicago

I just saw this white person get chased by this black lady little ass Yorkie in Rogers Park and lowkey that was healing #chicago

Generational fucking graffiti pull i got in Marquette Park #chicago

I sentence everyone scared of the green line 5 minutes with a white family on the 9

Made this account just to say im on the Ashland bus rn just wanted to say i fucking hate the Lincoln Park Chamber of Commerce so much. We coulda had rapid bus transit nah they needed every car to see their dumb little shops