Me showing up to get my headshots taken wearing yoga clothes and a blazer. 💀

Amazon selling cars now?

I’m here to bring calmness and laughter to everyone’s lives.

I’m at the point in my life where I’m about to stop going to medical facilities that require patients to pay for parking.

I saw a Waymo van in the wild today. I’m scared for humanity.

I’m 30+ years old. I do not enjoy being in loud, hot, or crowded environments.

I’ve been on Instagram down-voting all the dumb ass comments. People are truly idiotic. Bring back common sense!

My design partner just taught me how to use illustrator for times I need urgent campaign assets. I’m officially a full-stack marketer. Stock going up.

Feeling overly thankful today.

Omg. I have less than 6 months left. 😩

The chaos in a Chick Fil A parking lot when everyone’s trying to order breakfast by 10:30am..:

My credit card bill was so high this month, I gotta sit down for the rest of the year. Do not invite me to do anything other than going for a walk.

As soon as I open my notes and start documenting my thoughts on a person or situation just know we have a problem.

Apple Music has the worst shuffle of all time.

Imagine all of the problems that could be solved with clear and respectful communication.

Me to ChatGPT: Hi Chat. ChatGPT to me: Hi love. 💀

What pre-workout are yall using? I’m starting to feel like I need a little bit of crack to keep going. Lol

I think it’s deceiving when celebrities/influencers receive dermatological and cosmetic treatment for years then launch a skincare business.

The fastest way to tick me off is to give me an automated robot when I call to speak to a human being. Ai is not the solution to everything. I’m tired of having to repeat my question 5x and scream “customer service representative!”

I could never turn my back on Waffle House.

I’m selling 1 ticket to Beyoncé Cowboy Carter Tour in Atlanta for $500. Section 123, Row 19. 🤠

It was just snowing in Atlanta last week and my neighbors were laying out at the pool today. #climatecrisis

I’d vote for the Black lady in Pakistan for president of the US before I ever vote for our current administration. Lol

I wonder how all the “I’m not voting for the lesser of two evils” people feel now.

Ima be so salty if I lost my Elisa Johnson glasses after the day I had yesterday. Please let them pop up!

I’m sick and tired of seeing Kanye’s naked wife. Please remove me from the group chat.

I am never in a hurry to file my taxes. The IRS hates single people and they’ve shown me for 10+ years.

I have somewhere between 3-6 months to be able to fit into my vintage Levi’s again for the Cowboy Carter tour!

Someone on my street is BLASTING James Brown - Say It Loud. I’m Black and I’m Proud. 😂

Marvin Sapp gon have me in my living room crying.

Sterling K. Brown is such a beautiful man.

The worst part about being sick is living alone and having to deal with food delivery. Me: (Clear instructions to deliver order to my apartment door. Tips well.) Deliverer: (Leaves order at leasing office. Does not contact me. Forgets half of my items.)

The revolution will not be televised.

I wish Netflix would remove the movies and shows I’ve already watched.

I’m so tired of living through BREAKING NEWS every day, every hour.

As soon as I finish swim and tennis classes, I’m enrolling in piano class.

Sometimes I wanna cry because Luther Vandross died not knowing how much I love him.

Peace, love, and fly shit over here.

Don’t come over my house tryna use my expensive body wash and lotion. Bring that dial you use!!

Wanting to stay informed but not overwhelmed <

He said f the US Constitution.

Cities are snowing that never snowed before.

MAGIC CITY MONDAYS

He was trying to be a class act in a den of lions. It was damned if he did, damned if he didn't. Im sure Michelle is giving him a mouthful and that side eye :) He has to go home, lol.

Chile, the way I just threw these lashes on, it’s over for me if the wind blow too hard.

I hate that Black people are always expected to remain graceful in the most disrespectful situations.

Obama should’ve worn the TAN SUIT to the inauguration. Shake things up for real. Lol

Thoroughly moisturized and bundled up in this terrifyingly cold weather.