EAT 🐴 SLEEP 🐴 NEIGH 🐴 REPEAT #homestuck

you just know Horuss is going to be giggling over the feeling of Kurloz's teeth on him horloz for pride #homestuck #home5tuck

rosemary for pride #homestuck #home5tuck

overly fond of you #homestuck #home5tuck

when I'm watching a video about horses and they mention the coffin bone

shout out to that weird af horloz porn I saw on here that one time

yuri win dammeu #homestuck #home5tuck

I forgot to post on here again, here's more horloz #homestuck #home5tuck

day 110 of forgetting about bluesky uh so anyway, beach family bonding family au thing #homestuck #home5tuck

uhhhhh forgot this place existed again, here's maid horuss #homestuck #home5tuck

horloz grub because I keep seeing newborn foals on tiktok and also it's cute as hell that they stick out their tongue when wanting milk

yeah #homestuck #home5tuck

hey bluesky peeps first art of 2025, featuring kurloz cheeks tags: #homestuck #home5tuck

are people even active on here anymore?

angry baby

Kurloz manages to convince Horuss to let him uh practice archery

kurloz rubbing his stitched lips against someone affectionately, it feels weird

idk how links work here, but pick a number 1-100

there's no way that Horuss's boots don't clack against the floor like hooves

ugly horloz baby that hisses and growls a lot (idk might revisit this later in a better fleshed out way) in a hideous onesie because it's winter and I felt like it their little "silly filly" with rage issues

putting music that suggests mental illness and delusions in ship playlists is so fun guys like yeah they're in love and that's cool uhhhh psychotic episode beam

I didn't have the energy to actually draw it

imagine if you will.... horuss

if you think about it, Horuss probably does restoration projects

*thinks about how Horuss is implied to be a stuttering mess from being easily anxious and sighs dreamily*

I can make this horloz

being a kurloz cosplayer was funny because everyone was like wow cool kurloz cosplay and then when I stood up and turned around they were like DAMN- BULBOUS MAKARA CHEEKS

one-sided horloz wrestling where Kurloz is putting Horuss in holds while Horuss is just chilling and letting it happen, this is enriching for both of them

kurloz telling horuss about the whole "what happens when a horse has a leg injury" thing out of his own morbid fascination, resulting in horuss not talking to him for a whole week

horuss letting out an annoyed snort and (lightly) stamping his foot down like a horse when irritated

kurcroruss dysfunctional polyamory where people point out Kurloz's lack of a tongue and Cronus comes in like 😏 and this immediately starts a fight between them, with them throwing fists and all, Horuss is watching at all go down (he's miserable)

cronus seems like such a "expects tongue" kissing guy lmao

inappropriate joke/ kurloz choking horuss in annoyance (turned erotic)

inappropriate joke/ ik kurloz would be grinding against horuss crazy

kurloz

inappropriate joke/ uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh kurloz to horuss

kurloz

Horuss is so cute I want to lock him up forever

having Horuss locked in my basement would be like Horuss: 8=D < This place is nice... Um. Can I leave now? me: no Horuss: (;≧Д≦) < F*DDLEST*%.

actually, I am going to start posting some of my older twitter prompts and jokes on here because I feel like it when? idk, here and there, maybe insufferably

do you think Horuss would let me tie him up if I asked nicely?

imagine if you will meuloz baby

kurloz biting people when his stitches are out

inappropriate joke/ people spreading hate about horuss while I'm spreading his cheeks

brb, impregnating Horuss

I need kurloz and horuss to kill each other

Kurloz would probably get weird with Horuss's mind, freakayyyyy

watching another "lore historian" pride themself off of "actually reading Homestuck" and "being a big fan of the alpha trolls" show failure in paying attention when it came to the mentions of their sign language (mimes), so they claim that only Meulin and Kurloz know it

darkleer booty cheeks

just found out that "coffin bone" was the legitimate ship name for horloz and it's the bone in a horse I need a minute