What we should be discussing right now is that the Joker’s fantasy football team is losing

Joker Review from Roger Ebert: The Joker’s colorful hijinks will keep young minds occupied throughout its scant runtime, but those seeking more intellectual fare may want to look elsewhere

“Lets put a mole on that face” - Joker to Cindy Crawford

I ’m gonna say a short prayer, then I’m calling the police to turn myself in. That’s something the Joker would never say.

What does Batman do for the mentally ill homeless girl eating waves in the park? Nothing. What does the Joker do? Takes her in. Employs her. Giveves her purpose and clarity to take revenge on the society that wronged her by being a human bomb at Barbara Gordon’s wedding

Tangled Up I’m Blue da ba dee ( ‘mashup)’)

Christmas. A time to buy. A time for traditions. Buy the newest traditions today or else

The Illuminati have been getting really nasty lately. The patterns of Andriod’s and apple phone camera lenses placement on phones spell out a code. All you have to do is spell it out

I amfinally going to sue Chuck E. Cheese. The idea of using a grinning rat to sell childrens pizzas was my idea first and foremost

I’m sorry I hooked mayonnaise into your 3D printer. Not. Hee ha ha ha hee hee ha hhhaaa

I’ll do anything to escape .

You can’t catch the Joker by yourself.

I remember one night i was at the laugh factory telling a really amazing joke from The audience. Giving the comedian a challenge

I’m always joking around or poking fun at somebody. But l I am also responsible for the economic success of my henchmen and their families

In the mid90s the Joker was pushing the boundaries of crime

Here’s the meme grave yard with all the dead memes. The Babby. Gay Bears. Blackface man. Fat guy stuck in Internet .

These tiny cubes will become fresh food

Oh my it’s Neil Simon. The most prolific writer in Broadway history. Your plays are junk. Shockingly bad. I was shocked. This script really stunk. This one stinks. It has no funny moments .

Donate to my charity Pianos for Cops. We raise money to buy brand new grand pianos and drop them onn police officers

The dreams have started to manifest 'flashbacks'. There are blots of time where I'm distinctly the one experiencing events, and suddenly the scene changes, someone else is recounting what happened, and I'm not in the dream anymore.

Honey I’m home, what four dinner?? Joker’s Ribs! Joker Brands presents Joker brand tube steaks and now ribs with sickening flavor

Creamy, organic, homemade Joker’s Oat MILK: rolled oats (1 cup) , water (3 cups), and lecithin powder to keep the milk from separating. I also added a tablespoon of maple syrup, 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract, and a pinch of salt for flavor. These ingredients are optional.

Shall I teach you the secret of humorous crime,? Do you want to come with me? Lowkey annihilate Batman or Robin along the way? Swag Swag I’m the Jokerzz

Want some blind man’s borscht ? I learned how to make it in Russia in Prison

The Joker is becoming a meatball connoisseur! I wonder how Pepino’s back home will tack up the genuine Italian ones he getting on this adventure in Italy!

JokerBall is so deadly ,.they’re never going to get any stars in that sport no matter how poppular it gets, because the players all keep dying and killing each other. This ain’t no quidditch

I have stolen all the Ingrediants for a sumptuous buffet

Banes brain is the same size as his cock. Little bitty teeny-tiny teeny-weeny teensy-weensy itsy-bitsy dinky piddling piffling small minute minature diminutive and wee

“my tears stains the Joker,” - man begging for mercy “My acid flower ssquirt you.” - Joker

Last night The Joker was at a trendy night club for a really hip young crowd, blowing everyone away with his dance moves

This is my love pork to anerica

Everything is better with a skinless man Inside

Joke’s Giving

Joker’s political cartoon : a money breathing megaphone labeled POLOTICS

Step aside,i am about to bit into into a big juicy water bear that I made 80000% larger with growth serum

Keanu reeves is a dwarf on Sunday and normal on Turssday. That’s the magic of Hollywood

I cannot solve the mystery of what is fake and what is real . Can you?

No one in the world knows me better than the other man who is competing to be the best crazy man in town

ET phone Willy Nelson

Hello fookums

I’m kurumping

Are you ready for me to put you in a triggering environment(

There handy been any ape news lately

Wanna see a magical trixk? I can turn a grape into a raisin

Ah Ha. Here’s the problem . Too many Jokers.

Rat Poop: There’s only one

Im a genius. I’m insane. And I’m riffing on a level that is fricking sublime

Oh I wish I could live in a lovely ice castle like superman

The all nude strap-on Swedish swim team died in a plane crash in 1996 but it wasn’t my fault 8:00 pm I was busy

I’ve got a secret fucked up past, just like everybody else