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Dad said he was pissed that I had missed my curfew by ten minutes, but I think he just wanted a reason to get into my pants. He's been watching me like a hawk for months, waiting to take my hole. Didn't he know I'd have given it to him at any time?

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I told Dad I was considering getting into sports because it builds character. He said he knew a better way. Each afternoon, he had one of his buddies or some stranger drop by to fuck me. "How does this build character?" "It doesn't. I just needed to earn a little extra cash."

Being a good dad is strenuous work.

There's something about a father who isn't worried about crossing a line.

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After Dad got my sister pregnant again, he decided it wasn’t worth the risk anymore. Now I get him all to myself!

I initially hated that Mom left Dad for a guy who was only ten years older than me. However, I warmed up to him once we discovered that we had the same interests.

“So fucking glad we’re finally doing this! Aren’t you, son?!?” “Ungh… uh-huh…” At best I was mildly curious about sex with guys. There was no saying “no” to Dad when he had his mind set on something. And he had his mind set on popping my cherry!

“Isn’t this better than going out with Heather?” Dad said as he rode my ass for the second time that night. “Mmm… much better!” The truth was that Heather didn’t exist. I made her up to make Dad jealous and it worked!

My brother and I could fuck without a single interruption from our wives. If they thought we were watching football, they left us alone for hours.

“You don’t mind riding my dick, son?” “Ungh… fuck no…” “What if your mother finds out?” “Ungh… she’ll have to deal with it…” “I knew I raised you right.”

I felt uncomfortable discussing the birds and the bees with my son, but I was happy to provide a demonstration.

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After watching the game, I asked my brothers if they wanted to binge White Lotus. I knew it would be just enough inspiration to get what I was really after.

“Suck it, son… you love worshipping that cock, don’t you?” The truth was, Caleb had no memory of sucking me off. He had a penchant for getting drunk with his college buddies and passing out on the couch. I considered this my opportunity to be close to him!

"My Grandpa is so envious of our lives here in Cum Canyon, aren't you, Gramps? He says that things were not as open and fun when he was my age. It's okay, though. He's been watching me and Dad fuck since he arrived last week. You like that, don't you, Gramps?"

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When I tried to fuck my wife on the morning of my birthday, she said, "Maybe tonight." My son, on the other hand, couldn't wait to give his daddy some much-needed lovin' on my special day.

I could tell from the smile on his face that Josh had finally gotten fucked by his dad. It was all he ever talked about, but he hasn't mentioned it once today. I knew his secret, though. Getting fucked by Josh's dad put a smile on your face that stays with you for a solid week!

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"Josh, have you introduced yourself to the new couple who just moved in?" "I tried to strike up a conversation with the wife, but she blew me off." "I wonder how the husband is?" "Oh, he's much friendlier."

I was still in a daze. When I promised my brother I wouldn't fuck his sons, I meant it. But the second I got a look at them as they stepped off the bus, I knew I couldn't keep my word. I plumb lost track of the number of loads I sprayed inside them over the past seven days.

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I could tell Dad was getting horny as I told him about my crush at school. He said the thought of me being intimate with other guys got him hot as hell. That doesn't bother me. If I can't get fucked by my crush, I still have Dad's cock to bounce on!

"Come on, son… suck Daddy's cock." "Dad… this isn't that sort of theater." "Son… it's Cum Canyon. Every theater is *that sort of theater*."

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My wife told me I wasn't allowed to stay home for the baby shower, so I drove over to my parents house to spend time with my little brother.

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"How did I do, Dad? I felt so nervous." "I couldn't tell. Was it your first time being fucked in public?" "Yeah… duh. Do you think everyone knew that we're related?" "Why do you think we sold out all three shows?"

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"Where do you think you're going?" my wife said after she told me she had a headache. "Where do you think?" I said, storming toward my son's bedroom. "I took Viagra because I thought we were gonna fuck. Someone in this house is gonna need to get me off!"

"What do you know? Just another racist cop who couldn't wait to pull us over?" "Wh-what are you g-gonna do t-to m-me…?" "Let's put it this way… you'll be sleeping on your side for the next week."

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I left my boyfriend in the cabin where I was sure he would charm the pants off my parents. I went for a walk with my older brother, and he did a little charming of his own.

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"We have to make sure your mother doesn't find out what we did." "Are you worried she'll leave, Dad?" "No, it's her heart. I don't think she could take the shock."

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My wife's obstetrician couldn't take his eyes off me during the delivery of our son. As soon as my boy was born, he led me out of the delivery to "go over new dad stuff." He fucked me so hard I thought he was trying to get *me* pregnant!

"You're really okay with this, son?" "Of course, why wouldn't I be?" "Well, I'm your father for one thing." "This is Cum Canyon, Dad. Half my buddies are in relationships with their dads."

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Dad came out to me a month after I came out to my parents. "Does Mom know?" I asked. "I think she suspects I'm into younger guys," he replied, rubbing my thigh. "You've grown into such a handsome young man." "Dad… I… I… should lock the door."