Interviewer put me on the spot and made me improvise a customer support phone call and I absolutely flubbed it. I could just not have a job forever, that’s cool too I guess

I wish I was some cute little free-use bottom but god gave me the most temperamental, sensitive gut biome alive :(

Would you help scratch the dog? He don't got scabies

Job interview tomorrow and it seriously might just be handling toxic waste lmfao

iOS 26 gave my 5 1/2 year old phone the processing power of a 90 year old grandpa

I just want to be a cute dog boy

hehe… coroller …

Touching my creenis

I am becoming so chopped that my Barq pics are nearing catfish-level

Running up a $700 water bill just sitting on my bf’s bidet scrolling Instagram for 45 minutes

Thanks for everything Utah. That was a hell of a 4 year stay. I’ll miss all of you

Would anyone like to buy my Chinese moped in Salt Lake City. It’s slow as dogshit but it’s so fun

Another fun Saturday of drifting in the AE86. Not quite sure what the future for this car holds. I’d feel bad not drifting it, but I feel like it has a hard time keeping up with more modern standards of drifting

Fursuits from like ten+ years ago are so hot in a way that I cannot explain fully

I hate when people text “I need to talk to you about something…” and refuse to tell you until it’s face to face or you call them. Just save me the anxiety. You can get your point across texting, don’t fuck up my day >:U

Unemployment was fun but now we’re in the grief phase

So bored I’m jus dry humping my bed

I’m drafting my gut biome into its own little war on terror by drinking six PBRs immediately after having stomach flu all week 🫡🎆

Why am I the most hormonal 22 year old white boy ever

Went to New York. Very cool place. Smells very bad sometimes.

He is my spirit animal… chill and maybe a little bit stupid

All I had for dinner was a cannoli. I feel like I could live in New York forever

TSA confiscated my massive tub of Vaseline so I’m getting hammered at the California pizza kitchen bar in retaliation

If I don’t get this second round interview I’m gonna light myself on fire I stg

Shaved all my upper thigh hair off to reach new heights of leg exfoliation

Drove past a group of tradesmen audibly playing the Undertale soundtrack on the way to my very easy five hour barista shift

Whatever

Rice and grilled chicken with some onions mushrooms and zucchini

lunchtime browsing today: sometimes I’m looking around and I just think to myself “hey this kinda looks like @mwoodski.bsky.social’s style” auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/v...

Car fact #41: did you know autocross is very hard and I am not good at it

I want to be a canine

Gud car.

Whenever I get high I like to think about the $300 optional shag carpet option for the Nissan Cube that doesn’t have an official stated purpose from Nissan. It makes me laugh so much

The 247K mile 2006 Prius with a missing catalytic converter and dying hybrid battery constantly starting/stopping behind you in the KFC drive-thru:

Unmarked Chinese soup bag found in my car. What could it mean.

Do you hypothetically get to skip college finals if you have a tapeworm

He's been transformed into a feral wolf and now has to go to his accounting job

Ate a “jumbo” gas station hot dog in the middle of the Nevada desert and I haven’t felt hungry in 24 hours

When the Las Vegas Furcon was so good that your lust for life is lowkey gone when you get home

Getting sunburnt at LVFC. YAY!

Corollas all day, and then unwinding by watching Corollas on a Corolla. Hell yeah babey.

Wonderful weekend filled with handsome wolves, trivial car repair, and $24 Chinese bootleg street fighter cialis. 🐺’s: @archiephodog.bsky.social & Ratchet

It’s pretty rare I pull over to take pics of a car nowadays, but these just do something for meeeeee 🥰

6 beers no dinner has me wanting to pee in weird places

Who up airfrying they chicken leg

Having an intimate Friday night in with my air fryer

The Felidae #fantasy