The date on all of this yogurt is tomorrow. It is my duty as a Yogurt Male to ensure none of this goes to waste .

>star spangled scoops >look inside >france

Hopefully if I hit a wall hard enough I get brain damage

will ts (this) work

homeboy is playing limbus company homegirl is playing an arthur edutainment game it feels like when someone tries to talk to you within 2 minutes of waking up

bro let's go hang out in the forest this weekend

Oh that's a gif of a whale exploding

Who tf makes a path to nowhere

saving my project for the 200th time just in case when i create a clone it crashes the editor, disables the color green, sends porn to everyone i know and installs rensenware

I flip things in the air and catch it sometimes I just had the crispiest god damn water bottle catch of my entire life pointing straight up made a smack noise when i grabbed it It's impossible to recreate

Grandma I need to sell your television to buy more worms

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The first 3 jokes will be born and promptly run into the ground within the next week

Scabs and pieces of skin torn off of finger

I just got glared at through a vc without a camera

Anyone else just get a strong compulsion to slam your head into a wall as hard as physically possible sometimes

mac chees

if i don't do something now i will die with nothing to show for my life

my buster gear? cyber fleet. my boiled klaken? voiled kraken. my over drive? full burner.

(plane chimes) hey uhhhh this is your captain speaking if anyone knows how to fly a 737 please come to the cockpit chatgpt isn't responding and i need all the help i can get

mauow

i am birthday t0day

firefox taking 4gb close 1 (one) youtube tab down to 1gb

shit is takin too long man What is the next step of the operation Give me some god damn instructions

3 cheese 9 meat 2 garlic Cook for 5 minutes

MY INTERNET POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when a drawing of a dude is too wide so i have to bisect him and pull the halves closer together

sigh

let ads directly talk shit about their competition again

raise yo hand if you love the smell of car exhaust

drawing of me rn

the GLABAGUNGODRAWS situation is BONKERS......

why are sapient aliens always humanoid? because this body plan has got us where we are today It's probably like carcinization

I'm actually starting to think some of you are just racist and just replace the hard r or whatever with "clanker"

I keep feeling fake bugs land on me and leave just as soon as they came

chewing on wooden sticks and whatnot

You need to explain what the fuck I'm supposed to do and then explain why you haven't done it

what You want to feel today we got . Slight, superficial happiness Seething Explosive rage What? Vainglory Profound hollowness beyond any expression or negative emotion Staring at a wall Playing with legos Upset about inactivity Heartbeat Headache Urge to die Cabin fever Decay

I think now would be a good time to start practicing disgusting gurgling noises and screeches

We probably can't attach Z or zeta to anything to make it cool anymore because it's associated with too much now. At least we still have V

Good song Hitoshi