Fat Satan has the power!!!

Fat Satan: Tylenol gives kids autism and I hate raping autistic children... I mean.... don't take antifaminophen!

Buying you and your brother would be a very bad investment. The cost in cocaine alone would break most people.

Now get your Russian Overlords to release the Hooker Pee Tapes.

Spirit Halloween has all their Laura Loomer costumes on sale...

President Chlorox isn't your best choice for medical advice.

A government shutdown is a failure in the American people to understand there are consequences to electing performance idiots to Congress and the White House.

See what happens when you order your ICE agents on Temu?

If you are in an area serviced by Sinclair or Nextstar, don't watch Jimmy Kimmel on regular TV. Watch it on YouTube. Don't give those MAGAts a penny for their bullshit.

I really can't wait for the day that the truth becomes more valuable than the lies being told are.

Notice how Yam Tits has never denied sleeping with Satan?

Sinclair TACOs.

American (and Abu Dhabi) first!!! www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

People in Congress don't do anything without somehow getting paid for it. Whether it's favors, donations to campaigns, or outright bribes, Congress is driven by Quid Pro Quo. The question is: Who is paying Temu Moses?

We all know it's TACO time. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

"Buy my bibles! Has anyone seen Melania? Are Jasmine and Davy Crocket related? Someone get Putin on the phone! ANTFIA broke the escalator. Buy my Watches! Windmalls cause cancer! ACEEETAMIFOMENOPHAN!!!!!"

Mango Mussolini is ignoring that 70% of the heavy truck market is produced in the US. He's trying to solve a problem that doesn't exist with a different problem that does exist.

Nothing is going to spur economic growth more than taxing durable goods at 30-50% rates.

Now do Trump!

How many pairs of pants does she lose to fire on a weekly basis?

Congratulations Newt.... You proved on the internet for all to see that you are an idiot.

If James Comey was indicted for lying to Congress, Kash Patel, RFK Jr, Pam Bondi, Tulsa Gabbard, and every other cabinet member should be arrested.

Have you noticed that every time someone goes on a mass shooting spree the words "purchased legally" are always used to say how they got the weapon?

Does anyone remember Night of the Long Knives?

He prefers his bribes in Trumpcoin now.

For a party filled with Alpha Males, the GOP sure seems to have a plurality of snowflakes.

If the government shuts down October 1st, federal law enforcement will have to continue working without pay. A government shutdown is essentially defunding ICE. SHUT IT DOWN!!!

ICE throws people to the ground, maces them, smashes their heads against the pavement, and shoves them into vehicles with brutality. Isn't anyone fighting back against those tactics just practicing self-defense?

Telsa FSD is trying to kill the people in and out of the car. It is Skynet.

Just leaving this here....

Typical Mango Mussolini.... Can't get a deal done, so he has to threaten the innocent people who have no say in making a deal. This is Trump's Shutdown. www.forbes.com/sites/siladi...

Mango Mussolini is afraid of antifaminophen.

Mango Mussolini has called for an investigation into the ketchup bottles that keep spraying ketchup on the walls.

Notice how the MAGAts haven't offered any thought and prayers for the detainees?

Just proof that $20 billion in tech investments means nothing if your ideas are stupid and your tech is horrible.

Once you realize that this is about punishing women for being women, you know what Fat Satan's administration is all about. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Perfection.

Don't forget that ICE's Achilles heel is sandwich meat, so it's not surprising they were assaulted by bullets not shot at them.

The more I look at this picture the more I wonder..... since when did pens start being able to write on brass like this?

FYI the rapture happened and non of the Christo-fascists were raptured. Don't let them say it didn't happen.

If I say "Fat Satan" what percentage of people instantly know who I'm talking about?

Dear Puppy Killer, Either the shooter had the worst aim in the history of mass shootings, or this wasn't directed at ICE. Go back to your puppy snuff porn.

Why would the gunman leave a full clip outside of the weapon he used? This message seems way too conveniently placed. Did they literally find this stripper clip lying on the ground?

Remember.... ICE tactical vests are susceptible to mayonnaise infiltration, and ICE agents are allergic to salami.

President Yam Tits is business friendly.... Until he's not. I bet he tries saying this isn't a tax.. This is DEFINITELY a tax. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Hey Dickshit McCouchfucker.... only detainees died.... this was not an attack on law enforcement. Quit trying to make your Brown Shirts the victims.

This is going to end badly.... abcnews.go.com/amp/US/multi...

About as presidential as raping children for decades...... ....which he has done... ...release the Epstein Files now!

Nothing shows you how little MAGAts thought of Charlie Kirk more than them selling merchandise at his funeral.