Two sentence horror: I went to sleep on my bed. My bed full of knives.

Pen pineapple apple PORN!

I think it’s messed up Anna from Frozen ends up with that manwhore Kristoff instead of the character she truly has the most chemistry with — Olaf. #DateTheSnowman #DateAndFuckTheSnowman

How often are you actively picking up Bsky? Do you use it with Twitter as well?

we all exist due to hype moments and aura

The main reason i open this app is to see if toby fox is saying something new about deltarune

Money is the only thing that matters in this world. It buys happiness. And it grows on trees

I know what you’re thinking……no seriously i KNOW what you’re THINKING

haha that’s great now can we talk about something i care about like architecture

i truly believe the game of basketball would be ruined if they introduced a 50 point line

i love video game controllers. I like to press buttons, joysticks, triggers, etc.

sometimes there wasn’t even any cool math. Sometimes it was all games

Okay fine i admit it. I love to run and jump and play.

i have to lose my way soon. It's an essential part of the hero's journey

REDsky

“do you mind?” yes. i Mind

has anyone checked on Schrödinger's cat

of course the tiktok ban and the gavin situation are happening at the same time. But they don’t want us talking about that do they?

my taste buds are my judicial branch. They decide whether the food is good or bad, judiciously

I wouldn’t give a mouse a cookie. Because once you give, all they know how to do is take. When I was a kid I had to walk through 3 feet of snow up a hill to get to school

When I die all my memories will be transferred to this book and the first person to read it will cease to exist as I inhabit their body

*looking at one-armed man* Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone

Asking the psychiatrist for “the whole menu”

Let’s see how the gays feel when i start eating them. Yes I mean cooking them up and eating them

The NBA should allow spells

I wouldn’t want to stay in a hostel i’d rather stay in a friendly

I can’t be “astounded by the girth” of anything. Because of gay. Because of penis

Wikipedia isn’t even good. I could do better

Wow! You are talented. But Grok could make this too

But legitimately I think it is strange how we’ve just been told our entire lives that the earth is a sphere yet the only evidence is the photographs

I like this meme. It is as if the dog is a weapon.

pack your bags. We’re going Grinch hunting

If you have a tattoo then i assume you kill people. That’s just the way it is, i don’t make the rules

Do not refer to me as “dawg” I am a dark wolf

“Nothing could ever ruin this day” he thought. Then the Nazis showed up.

Water is so gross i literally gag when i try to drink it. I can only drink Prime or melted feastables

“Please use tone indicators” bitch wtf you think the emojis are for 🧌

a panda could never learn kung fu. Doesn’t make any sense

i can’t contain it any more. I’m going to go google boobs on the family computer

Split my HOUSE into pieces This is my 200TH FLOOR

oh what i would do to be digitally recreated using the power of uncanny valley cgi upon my death

Just found about “wiping” and I gotta say: Genuinely changed my life

therapy is for pussies. Drink Gatorade

did you need something?

Here’s a little something i made a while back. This one’s for the artists coming over to Bluesky! #art #illustration #commissions

no pie left

to all my new Bluers, be sure to reblue all my blues. THANKS!

And they just have these OUT ON THE STREET? LMAOOOO

The funny thing is cars run on fuel but carson run on legs 😂 welcome to bluesky motherfuckers!

I miss you guys.