My massage guy is coming over for a 90 minute massage today and I’m so damn excited. 💆🏼‍♂️

My text thread with @ptklein.com for nearly a year has essentially been only copy pasta messages and some of them are just LOL

Picking out my Rapture outfit really feeling like the first day of school again 🥰

Thirst Trap, Rapture™️ edition.

Actively cackling out loud that at this exact moment people are actively preparing for The Rapture and it’s literally just going to be another Tuesday of bullshit. 🤣

gm, I’ll take an iced black cold brew. Thanks!

Should I go to bed, Now??

Guess I’ll take an edible, chat.

Getting drunk on the Acela watching the Housewives of you need me.

Mom 💜

Proof of life, New York edition.

Get to see my MOM today!! 🥳

@sentimentbot.bsky.social do me do me on this Friday !!

Fall tones, in September? 😱

Sup, NY?

Cheeky lil navy suite for some cutesy work meetings in NYC

New York bloomfies - I am coming for you! Who can I smooch??

Everything around us is simultaneously micro and macro authoritarian, intentionally so, making it almost digestible when it reaches full scale.

WHAT is it with straight men you DONT know talking to you in public restrooms This man jsut said “oh it’s gonna get bad in here in a minute” Bro wtf shut up.

THIS is America. THIS is activism. THIS is what makes me vote blue.

This, with the widows open with the sound of rain on the city streets >>>>>

My colleague said I looked cute today so I am sharing with internet folk to validate the claim.

Hate to go to New York for work this week… for work completely outside my scope BUT I do get to see my mom Saturday so I guess that’s a silver lining.

Two sleepy boys

It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!

I can’t believe I agreed to go to a concert that starts at midnight. I am so regretful at this moment in time.

The world is crazy place. But for the first time in years I am just feeling so good - when I start to reflect I’m just so happy. I love who I am as a person. I have the best dog ever. I love my hobbies. My friends are amazing. I have an amazing boyfriend.

I’m getting a haircut today!!! That’s my win of the day.

And all that being said. STOP doomscrolling and look at my cute dog BASKING in the sun looking so incredibly handsome.

News alerts are being turned RIGHT off again. Preserving what is left of my mental health. I just wanna scroll dog pics and hot men. That’s it.

This is honestly my mood as of late.

So I will say this atrocity is bad, political violence is not good. But - the overwhelming response by the country has shown me that the MAGA movement has really seeped into a larger mass of the general public than I realized. And THAT is the real scary part to me.

Sometimes I forget how being platonically horny is such an inherently gay thing until I see my straights talk & use social media.

*America

I present you -the Dirty Beetey Petey Martini!!!

Anyway, it’s the guns.

Everyone out here getting Gaga and Ariana tickets and I’m just out here waiting for Lana to go back on tour in the US ;’(

61 degrees, overcast, very light drizzle. I’m in *heaven* 😍

Imma go catch some Z’s - night homies

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 It 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Well, at least in 2029 there’s an opportunity for one of the greatest American Renaissance periods, right? … right? RIGHT?

I have become fully addicted to drinking sparking water in cans. I’m sorry.

I’m a happy boy

Hate that I gotta sit here and smell this until it’s ready at 7pm!

Update: The apartment smells divine.

BREAKING NEWS: Sunday Sauce in the MAKING.

GM - I’m listening to ABBA, drinking iced coffee and cleaning the apartment. Hbu?

It’s gonna be a lovely Saturday! Cheeky lil 3 some with my boyfriend then sushi dinner date. 🥰

To be a dog in the sun.

Goood morning to you, too!