My current air fryer has a "seafood" button that sets it to 375°F (190°C), 10 minute cycle with preheat and turn notice at the halfway point. This is so close to most things I chuck in there, pretty sure it's supposed to be the "See? Food!" button.

While I was in the shower my brain decided it was a good idea to rehearse an entire conversation with an imagined reply guy rando, and so I finished my shower feeling as awful as if I actually had. Why, brain, whyyyyyy

The disturbingly funny horse-person memes by @joabaldwin, front and centaur!

*discovers an argument where two posters are having a lengthy argument with each other about social media protocols* *considers posting "....JUST KISS ALREADY!"* *posts this instead*

If you're going to start dating, you probably should be aware of some of the hazards of love like - the taiga twisting strange - the fawn beginning to change - the prettiest whistles not wrestling the thistles undone

Looked for a digital download of a couple songs the other day, couldnt find any lossless for sale. So I actually ordered two CDs and a optical disc drive, coz that still works.

There's a principle that when you're watching anime, all your troubles and worries go away. This is known as Hatsune matata

I have felt lately like Im bad at thinking, but then I realized that a not insignificant part of how I used to think was writing that stuff down. It's not that I think worse, it's that Ive traded the sketchpad/notebook for a cellphone and have been trying to carry more stuff, important or not […]

According to most recipe sites, adding 75g of milk powder to 240g of water yields 240g of milk. This is a net loss of 75g mass, which should result in an energy output of approximately 2000 GWh, enough to power a large town for a considerable amount of time. So either the recipe sites are wrong […]

Guys what does it mean when the monkey's paw just flips you the bird??

None of my art is patreon exclusive because I need the biggest audience I can get reminding me my art is, and by extension I am, good.

Somewhere in the world, a couple that has decided to procreate, has started things of with someone saying "Let's get this bred", probably.

"But time will not permit. All is uneven, And everything is left at six and seven." – William Shakespeare, Richard II #sixseven

Not that I was ever going to support AI anything, but looking at the prices of computer components right now as a result of the stupid datacenter boom, I am even less likely to be tolerant of other people using it for *unimportant* things. A 4TB nvme SSD shouldnt cost me nearly $400, when it […]

What if the optimal mental state isn't "as alert as you can manage" like a perpetual panic/anxiety state, but rather "slightly sleepy" so you can get shower insights all the time?

This week's project has been: bread. Not like instagram worthy tiktok sourdough rolls. Just. Making grocery store bread products at home. I have a bread machine, pullman loaf pan, slicer. Im making sandwich bread, hotdog buns, pizza crust. Might try tortillas idk. No pasta for a while that […]

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Man, I need to draw more. Not more Works of Art. Just, I don't art because there's too much to draw, and if I just drawlogged all the stuff in my head I might be able to unjam and not feel like I have to choose from a million equal uninteresting options x.x

Our eladrin (feywild elf) noble bard had to leave the game because life wasn't leaving room for it for the forseeable future. So a portal to the feywild opened in the middle of a fight, and a capricious archfey appeared and whisked her away to her fey domain […] [Original post on dragon.style]

To the pending commissioner art pieces: im better settled in my new place, desperately working myself out of the art-rut by doodling some poses to get my creative energy/mojo flowing~ i will send the completed art pieces to each person. Once they are all completed, i will upload them online!

[Long post about making bread. Like, actual bread.] So I'm reading about a method used to make softer and longer lasting homemade bread, from Japan, calld tangzhong. And it involves taking a little liquid and flour from the bread recipe, and boiling it into gel, and mixing that back in […]

Oh, the tablet requested for a gift has an upgrade option of "lockscreen ad removal" -.- If it was for me, that concept would be an instant disqualifier but...

It appears that all male orange cats, regardless of official name, wind up with the nickname "Orange boy" in roughly the same intonation that Rolf said "Ed boy"

I'm trying Fedilab on my phone, the pronouns support is pretty neat. If people have a profile field named "Pronouns" it automatically displays its contents in the timeline next to the display name. So you always have the reminder right there.

I typed "Hippie nude deer!" into Google and the second result was a 1/1/11 livejournal post from @the_gneech and I was like "Hey wait, *dicaprio point* I know that guy!"

[Ya know what I really find difficult to get done in a given day?] anything.

Part 1/3 In April, I made a comic, looking back at the last 8 years since moving to, and finding my place in Canada. I had a lot of folks say it inspired them to want to move themselves. I decided to make a follow up comic with some handy tips on how to make moving to a new town/country easier.

It feels like there's something on the tech/knowledge horizon of - standardizing access to data, since we had been using language but llms are destroying that, and apps are trying to constrain it. Like, how Fediverse content feels like it would live better with the presentation app separate […]

Wonder what it's like to remember life experiences in something other than "vibe memory". I could never be a witness at a trial. "Are you sure that's what you saw?" - sir, I have never been sure about anything I've experienced, and I'm not about to magically start now.

Spent entirely too much time in VR sculpting (Adobe Medium) today, but this is the result of exporting the result and futzing with the textures a bit in Blender.

Okay, turns out eggnog makes amazing French toast batter. Particularly if you like it sweeter and a little less eggy. Not surprising, they're both basically eggs, cream, milk, sugar, spices. Stores are literally selling drinkable French toast batter in the dairy section this time of year. 😋 […]

Seller: "This empty capsule holds 150-300 mg!" okay, let me check the manufacturer's page for the actual length/width/height Manufacturer: "This empty capsule is as tall as a blueberry!" ....I didn't know these were made by Smurfs

Dear laptop makers. Please put a USB-C port on both sides. Sometimes the outlet is over here, and sometime's it's over there.

My computer rebooted, said I needed to accept some new Microsoft integration, didn't tell me what, offered Office365 again (and wouldn't move on til I said "I agree" on the notice that they would let me use it for free, which didn't install anything). And now has gone back to "everytime you put […]

I do like the bsky/fedi integration of the bridge, but sometimes I feel like trying to interact with unbridged users is making my followers' timelines look like I just joined an IRC channel using Microsoft Comic Chat. ... # Appears as ARMANDO

@ezeeshady.bsky.social Bnuuy! Love the art, may I follow? (Since I'm on Mastodon, I'd need you to opt into the bridge by following @ap.brid.gy - it doesn't connect without permission)

Found without source, but f'ing relatable. -.-

I just need to allow myself to do slightly shitty topology. I am making 3D characters with a reasonable understanding of topology flow, I don't have to redo it until it's perfect, I can just continue on to the next step T_T #3D #blender #retopology

So I have a gram scale that can read differences of up to .001 grams (milligrams). It's intended for checking the stylus weight of a needle, tho I'm using it to split one of my meds. Getting something more sensitive from amazon is nearly impossible, and I don't understand why. Can't these […]

It's weird to me when I notice how physically-based my art styles tend to be. Like, even if something's super toony, it will never occur to me to leave a marking in-place on a character as, say, the opening for a mouth moves across it. Because I just understand all characters as physical things […]

When I was in college, I went to Half Price Books (a big used-media chain) on the regular, because that was what I could afford. So one day, I bought the soundtrack/album CD for "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy". for like a couple dollars. Not particularly obscure, right? There are at least two […]

someone had to do it

[musing on common reactions to mh-] It's a meme, at this point, that when you're depressed, people who don't understand will say "Well just stop being depressed!" But I wonder if part of that is actually perceptive, like it's actually "Please stop *embodying* depression, a large part of the […]

Hey wait, I know those guys! #dnd5e #ttrpg #dndcartoon #creativetoots #wip #kobold

The board I got from my dad's garage is an inch too short for what I need T_T

Could the speed of the planet's rotation be adjusted by physically aligning all the rotary phase converters attached to power grids throughout the world?

Okay, so Bridgy treats bsky links as quotes automatically. That tracks with how I see them translated on this side. I suspect if I was able to generate an actpub entry that was link type instead of post type with just the link, it would count it as a retweet, but I don't think Tusky or the […]

Check it out, official #carolinafurfare post of my work for the convention!

What is "colored sketch" in terms of commissions? I search that anywhere and I just see....full quality drawings with flat color and sometimes even shading. So what's the point of the designation?

Some concept sketches for capstone art/epilogue, commissioned by the DM for the high level Planescape game I'm in. The fighter is essentially becoming a DC vigilante hero, the enterprising kobold cleric is working for the draconic goddess of hoards - building […] [Original post on dragon.style]