You gotta respect Toei for saying "Hmm... what about a purple ninja?" for all three of their toku franchises. If it ain't broke...

Some friends and I did a Hear Me Out cake. I will not be answering any questions at this time.

Can't believe it's been a year since true art came about.

This edible ain’t shit! 15 minutes later:

Tonight's Top Story: Guy finally releases a new episode of his show. More at 11.

I never watched Kyle XY, but the fact that the protagonist didn’t have a bellybutton became a Core Memory for some reason.

She Stevie on my Wonder ‘til I Ray on her Charles.

happy halloween

Here Come the Mummies tore it up again at the Musikfest Café!

Had to do a last minute buzz in for #LumiDressUp ! Hope this is what you’ve bee(n) looking for @gamegarage.bsky.social

That Nintendo Direct yesterday was crazy! They already dropped the box art for the new FE game!!

Happy Kaixa Day to those who celebrate. Hope you find the woman who could be your mom or whatever.

Celery is like if Grass was pregnant with Water’s baby.

MHA, but instead of “Quirks”, they’re called “Kinks”

Just release the newest episode of my now 5 year long show!

Of course I didn't model my new DnD mini after Kamen Rider Shinobi! Why would you even suggest that?

What Ben 10 alien name best describes your sex life?

*squints* What the hell is a Salsa Frontier?

Want to learn something about sharks? No? A-are you sure?

Vampires and Italians must be eternal rivals, huh?

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I’m still saying that a Muppets Princess Bride would be amazing and I can’t believe Disney hasn’t done it yet.

When you think about it, The Wizard of Oz is just american isekai.

Thunderbolt Fantasy is an awesome show, I just wish some company would sell a version of the talking Ojama guitar/sword because it is the most crazy cool thing I’ve ever seen.

When you’re DMing and forget to bring a screen, you improvise.

It’s 2025!!!!!

I finally answered the age old question: "What if hedgehog meet karate bug men?"

My favorite version of “Santa Baby” is Michael Bublé’s, where he tries to make asking an older gentleman for lavish gifts the most hetero thing possible.

If you like Animals, Jokes, or Puppets, you’ll tolerate my educational comedy series!!

Girl, I don't care about your sign or your Hogwarts house, tell me what Super Mario 64 sound effect you are 😍 😍 😍

Telling a pet owner you like their dog's coat is a win-win. It makes them sound like responsible owners and me sound like I know anything about dogs.

I'd love a Mario Maker-like game for the Party series where you can create your own boards and events. A... Mario Party Planner if you will.

Super Sentai Roll Call's be like:

Me when I've been chosen

Hitting yourself with your own Green Shell humbles a man.

Seize the day and shoot your shot, call it Carpe DM.

Air Fryers are the Easy Bake Oven for 20 somethings.

Naming characters is such a crapshoot. I’m either scrambling letters of a latin word for a profound meaning or going “He’s a shrimp so call him Shrimpo.”

I’m the human polar ice cap: White and getting hotter every day.

happy halloween

Being a child is scarfing down an Andes mint after your dinner at Olive Garden. Being an adult is buying and devouring your own bag of Andes mints, thus ruining your stomach, blood sugar, and your upcoming dinner at Olive Garden.

My neck, my back, my pussy AND my crack? In this economy!?!?!

Here Come the Mummies absolutely crushed it last night at the Musikfest Cafe!!

Happy Titanium Ranger Day!! #powerrangers

Hope nobody minds I just recycle my old tweets here.