Is church just a religious book club?

I'm Hosting a 24 hour stream tomorrow to raise money for my insulin pump! Please stop by and join, if you can't stop by please share around! All support is greatly appreciated, even if you just donate a dollar. See you tomorrow!

More pics from earlier this trip 🤙🏽

Here's some Hawaii pics lol

Found pretty flowers .... Need to ask reddit what they are ....

Imma bout to whore my photography skills for whomever doing whatever. I ain't picky. I'll shoot and edit anything. I'll shoot your OF content. Someone hit me up... Or just hit me.

Calling my mom to humble brag about eating expired meatstick cuz I know if I humble brag to my brother, imma just get scolded. It taste fine as long as you rinse it 😌💅🏽 It's either death via that or a nuke. It'll be fine.

Imagine eating ass and still being a picky eater

a hat hat.

I need an excuse to make someone a bouquet. Any birthdays coming up?

Real question: if I'm an hour ahead of work due to daylight savings, do I smoke after I end or after they end?

When does spring visit Colorado? I wish to dress cute.

Not me cussing out a waterproof blanket ad on my phone..... ....not realizing my zoom meeting with my boss had started.... And I wasn't on mute.... Help.

Pretty sure sanitation and security are my kinks now.

Protip: eat carcinogens so the cancer can kill you before work does.

Outfits are like layout designs....

Made another guide.

Finished a ready-made beanie~

Scheming in motion. My ass is still going to the zoo tho. Don't stop me.

Is it weird to go to the zoo alone? Low-key wanna ... But who will I yap to?

Anyone wanna go vday dindin with me while we people watch couples and make up fake tea about them?

Into the void question: what kind isekai do you hope to wake up in? I'm hoping for some lax homestead shit. World ending? I don't give a damn. I just wanna garden and disassociate.

She's so dumb. I love her. I love meli too but the recent pic I have of meli is of her in my bra.... I don't think the world is ready yet.

Sis is cooking what??

I can't work today. There's a hardware blockage.

How to report my coworker for workplace bullying? She doesn't even do anything productive.

All gender bathroom just means everyone gets to experience how nasty some people are. That ain't a safe space. It's a biohazard.

When you wake up early to go to the gym but you get stuck reading chismis instead 😭

Licking envelopes makes me nervous. I'm just scared of the possibility of a papercut... But I'm also too lazy to get a damp paper towel for just two envelopes...

I somehow have 5 months supply of bc... Someone out there fo sure fo sure doesn't want me pregnant. Mood.

Someone come over and let me do ur nails.

Doc appt today Doc: "any change in partners or new partners?" Me: "I did recently get a new toy but it hasn't come in the mail yet" Doc: "...........well, I don't think that should be anything of concern...."

Some ouid🌿 companies do so well making their products child proof that the packaging is also stoner proof... 🥲

What does it mean when a pube has a split end?

Dulcolax is like the equivalent of clearing your browser history.

Not me spending all night and missing my Duolingo making this care sheet....

Not the USPS man judging me for sending a box of cookies and a crochet shrimpy to Taiwan for way more than what their worth 👀🫠

Downside of moving, I wanna explore but exploring alone is low-key scary

Sometimes I think about dating... Then a couple pops up alone with their lore and I go "ah... right.... nevermind." 🫡

Godzilla is a ✨ sassy, extra bitch ✨

I love my youngest, but I also start almost every morning at an involuntary 5am telling her I don't like her. My youngest is a cat.

You ever just rip a massive fart and check to see if the soundwave woke up your pet?

The more this cat exists, the more things I keep adding to the Amazon cart. She's so cute but goddamn it's basically a shopping spree of things to get her to stop being an asshole. Might just be cheaper to get a new cat via Amazon ... But she's so cute....fuck.

Counting down the days until my credit card cycle restarts so I can responsibly lose more money 💅🏽✨

*sees decreasing bank account* Me: should I get into (insert hobby that costs more money)?

I skipped my morning jog to take a 3lb shit. I have a 5k Saturday... I'll jog tomorrow.