Older and Slyer
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Need a good 'dad', but want a bad one? Uncle Wolfy's got both covered. Now c'mere~
Not sure exactly when I turned into a biter, but⦠Iām so glad I have a local or two that can take it.
1 day ago
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Another
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, another day I need to crank one out at my desk.
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6 days ago
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Naughty girl I know showed off lingerie with *boots*, of all things. Well, if boots are it... then let's get knockin'.
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about 1 year ago
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What might be my one porn hot take: 99% of the time, the tits are too big.
8 days ago
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When you know someoneās away, the temptation to stop by their house and borrow their dungeon sometimes looms large.
9 days ago
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āPent upā isnāt a thing for me. The longer I go without, the more desire fades. So if you want the good stuff, help Wolfy practice every day. Nobody ever regrets it.
12 days ago
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That shirt is not a list of things to appreciate.
16 days ago
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Me: āHaving kids is prohibitively expensive and dangerous.ā Also me: āIām gonna fuck my Wolfā¢ļø brand Womb Wash right into you.ā
16 days ago
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Apparently someone pulled my dick out to show people last night while I was asleep. Figures- the only action I got, I donāt remember.
18 days ago
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That feeling when you accidentally nap and then itās 3am. Still, a thoroughly lovely evening.
19 days ago
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When they forget how big your dick is so you end up getting head instead of tailā¦
22 days ago
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Best part of con hookup chats is that just by idling, you can learn A: who you shouldnāt fuck, and B: who shouldnāt be allowed to fuck at all. Lurking might not get you laid, but itāll keep you safer.
5 months ago
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I spend the effort to be a kind, considerate bedmate. But occasionally I just need something suitable to cum inside. Be that thing for me.
26 days ago
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The tighter my grip on their throat, the tighter their grip on my knot.
27 days ago
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"Oops. Heh."
#FCF
throwback from some years back.
over 1 year ago
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āTrick or treat, I'll lick your feet, and then be something good to eat š©µā -The cutest, horniest little piece of prey I know.
28 days ago
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Iāll breed the front, You cum in the rear. We do both, together? We make their year.
28 days ago
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Particularly drool-worthy when a big, beefy, biteable, breedable bottom has a dick even bigger than mine. Rrrruff.
29 days ago
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Hard to express just how much I appreciate getting messages like that. The faith, the trust, and the genuine affection do my heart good. ā¦Of course, the chance to get laid doesnāt hurt either.
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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Being the considerate lay is strange sometimes. Kink miscellany aside- if Iām the only one that cares enough to get you off when weāre fucking⦠should you really be fucking anyone else?
8 months ago
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Itād be better with somebody to fuck bent over my desk, but jerking off at work never gets old.
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about 1 month ago
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You look pretty good all the way down thereā¦
5 months ago
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Itās cute when they end up tasting like my paws and my pits by the time I kiss them goodbye.
about 1 month ago
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Bone so nice youāll see it twice
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7 months ago
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Workout time, kid. If youāre not warmed up⦠itās gonna be a rough one.
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5 months ago
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Lot of people get laid despite inside-and-out ugliness. Pay closer attention. Donāt fuck people that donāt deserve to be happy.
about 2 months ago
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When someone covered in my tooth marks brings up the notion of a bite tattooā¦
about 2 months ago
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Not sure thereās ever a day where a quiet cuddle wouldnāt do me some good.
about 2 months ago
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Itās too damn hot out for October. Been running around so much Iād give a musk lover a boner from ten feet away.
about 2 months ago
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Dreadful when work blows up and youāve got to bail on a possible nooner.
about 2 months ago
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Everybody else is thinking about blfc, Iām thinking about whoās staying behind and likely to be horny.
about 2 months ago
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After a couple hot, sticky hours at work⦠I changed my mind. Who wants to get under this desk and polish the sweat off for Wolfy?
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about 2 months ago
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I thought about getting new pics today, but his mouth was just too nice and I didnāt bother pulling out the camera.
about 2 months ago
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Done a whole lot of pulling from the archives lately. Nothing new I can safely put up. Anything you all might want to see?
about 2 months ago
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He wants my load inside him while heās out at dinner with his boyfriend. Heās a good kid.
about 2 months ago
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Look. You're already under my desk. The hell else you gonna do?
over 1 year ago
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Now listen, I actually did want to go off and have a swim... But if you just wanna fuck in the locker room... my dip can wait.
over 1 year ago
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Fucking someone elseās wife is a glorious experience. Donāt abuse the privilege- just the pussy.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Sometimes the materialās what gets things going. Warm, soft, fluffy blanket? Mmm~
2 months ago
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I always make sure to leave my local sock thief a āfreshā pair before I leave town.
2 months ago
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Didnāt realize Folsom was this weekend. Maybe next year, I guess.
2 months ago
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When I pop my tip through the second ring, most bottoms just turn to jello and start babbling for my load. Itās adorable.
2 months ago
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When it comes to personal interaction, consent isnāt actually a thing you gain, or that you ask for. Itās the default.
2 months ago
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Got my booster and my flu shot yesterday, my arms arenāt up to this
#fcf
. Help out Uncle Wolfy, hmm?
2 months ago
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Got my booster and my flu shot yesterday, my arms arenāt up to this
#fcf
. Help out Uncle Wolfy, hmm?
2 months ago
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Feels strange how strongly my scent sometimes shifts in character throughout the day.
2 months ago
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The current ruinous trend towards excess face and body hair really needs to stop.
3 months ago
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Got to have a talk with that boy. Should know better than to stand me up.
3 months ago
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In the cold of the morning, the late night horny hookup never feels quite right.
3 months ago
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Gotta stop ending up at parties where the ones worth fucking go after the ones who arenāt.
3 months ago
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