My office is detached from my house, on the far end of our backyard. It's currently pouring rain. I did not wear a raincoat when I came out here. Or proper shoes. Or bring an umbrella. Does this mean I have to stay in here and actually work until it stops raining?

I remember when having a "date night" didn't require frantically arranging a sitter (with a grandma on standby in case of cancellation) and a reservation no later than 5:30pm because we have to be home by bath time. Parenthood is so ... romantic. 😂😭

HOORAY, it's KEEPER DAY--so let's celebrate with a giveaway! THREE lucky winners will win TWO sets of all the KEEPER books (one for them and one to share with a friend) plus some awesome swaggish goodies. To enter, fill out the form here: bit.ly/Keeper-Day-Sweepstakes Rules here: bit.ly/4jl3xpu

TEXAS!!! I can't wait to see you on March 1st at @nttbfest.bsky.social! For details on the festival, see their website: northtexasteenbookfestival.com

*realizes I should actually post something over here so my feed doesn't look so sad and empty* *tries to think of something witty to say* *has nothing except stories about blowout diapers and toddler vomit* *gives you this instead* ...you're welcome?

Okay, I guess I'm here now, too. Not sure how to get verified on here yet, but this is me.