Ensure we start the New Year on a great note with this one WEIRD trick: equitably restructuring our entire society right now.

Genuinely frightening 🤷🏻‍♀️

Is it too soon to be writing Folk Songs? Asking for me.

Just Festive Things 💖

Also the proles have super powers because of a toxic waste spill or something. For added drama.

Rudolph is an Anti Work Anthem if you read between the lines

Instead of trying to scrub your executives' names from the Internet, might I suggest: Being a Better Person

Due to recent events I'm meticulously scrolling through my new drafts folder like "ok which of these are going to put me on a watch list, and which ones legally count as incitement?"

If you need a pick me up, just think about all these executives sitting in their boardrooms, now choking on the taste of their own oft forgotten mortality, wondering if they'll be next.

I hope this event will instigate change, but it doesn't automatically change anything, and that part is a serious bummer.

I am a Benevolent God 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Healthcare is a human right

Impress your loved ones this Holiday Season, by fighting God™ in a Waffle House parking lot

May your Little Treats be Sweeter than The Horrors are Incomprehensible

Don't want see a lady's bulge? Then stop staring at women's crotches!

Facebook just made me delete this post because they flagged it for everything from self harm to solicitation and drugs and would not let me dispute it or request a review. My only choice was to delete it, and I am so sick of that fucking platform. So anyway, here's my cute Cheshire cosplay 💖

"Biological Man" or "Biological Woman." No, I'm just biologically tired. Weary on a cellular level. Assigned Sleepy At Birth 😴

Please correct me if I'm getting this wrong! But this is the gist as I have gathered it from the articles I've read today.

✨ Executive Dysfunction ✨

I'm not making two Blueskys. Deviant Plum content is going on this account too 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

This isn't even my Final Form

Magical Girl Style Transformation, but when the sparkles clear I've just become a Potato.

Remember that the best gift is Time Spent. Therefore we can safely conclude that the most thoughtful gift is: trapping your loved ones in a Time Loop

The Christmas movie we deserve

This is a Good Luck Post No need to reblog or like it or interact with it in any way. Merely gaze upon it and know that Mysterious Forces (me) are wishing you well.

It's December now. Which means I have officially checked out. Please do not expect things from me, possibly ever again, but for sure not in December. Happy End of the Year Rotting, to all who Celebrate 💖

One Milkshake to Bring The Boys, One Cold One to Bind Them, and One Song to Call Them All, Then Back In Town We'll Find Them

Eggnog exists because someone looked at a bowl of custard and thought "Ok, but what if I could just drink that through a straw" I'm not judging. I'm just stating the fact.

The neurodivergent urge to wonder if you are performing Friendliness correctly. If your Friendliness has been appropriately calibrated to the situation at hand.

Character limits are stressful. What do you mean I have to just make my point and be done with it?? We are going on a little adventure here together. You cannot rush these things.

Cheers, to the End of Days Sorry, I meant end of THE day Eh, either way 🤷🏻‍♀️🥂

Devastating that I have to actually post over here in order to gather a following over here. And simply thinking about wanting to post here does nothing?? Honestly unfair that I have to chisel these thoughts out of my own brain. Just come get them yourself. My subconscious is cozy, you'll like it!

New Holiday Well Wishing 💖

Yeah I know I took some creative liberties with the car thing here, that was intentional. And listen "dissolved plants and animals that predate dinosaurs" was just not as pithy 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Conservatives: everything is tyranny, except for actual tyranny, which is fine

"but how is THAT political?" In order: * Climate change * Political allegories * Cost of living (at minimum, the rest varies based on individual) * Cost of living (at minimum, the rest varies based on individual) * Workers' Rights * Healthcare * Infrastructure

Incipient Holidays, Everyone!

We are literally wired to care about each other. This society is an aberration.

I keep forgetting to actually post over here. I'll just be meandering through life, muttering nonsense, pursued by my many neglected social media accounts, until the sun explodes.

Ok bluesky let's see how my Classic™ style memes do over here.