Buy my cars.

🎉 Celebrating 6 years on Twitch today! 🎉 SCUM-A-THON TIME IS A GO!

FYI: I judge your entire establishment based on how much paper towel comes out when I wave my hand under the sensor. If you are only giving me just an inch to dry my hands, I don't just hate your bathroom, I hate your business, your core values, and honestly, I just hate you.

There is no point in trying to be cooler than me ever again. @wesjohnson.bsky.social Wes Johnson, the greatest voice actor of all time, has given me the motivational message that I will listen to every day to start my day. THANK YOU, SIR. www.cameo.com/recipient/68...

Don't know what a HyperStonk Auction is? Stop by in an hour and see! www.twitch.tv/hyperstipherx

Noita school with Luthimir in about an hour!! www.twitch.tv/hyperstipherx

Thanks to all that are getting the word out about @glait.bsky.social's Tarot deck! It cleared 20K in less than 24 hours!! Your support means the world to us! I love how the promotional video just goes to show how bonkers everything is these days. 🫠 www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eEW...

@glait.bsky.social's new tarot deck is out and anyone that is willing to check this out and share it, you are helping us out!! It's a dark take on Alice in Wonderland! We appreciate the support! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...

Every stoplight turns red and every car drives like it’s Sunday mass the moment you’ve got takeout in the seat next to you. Good thing eggrolls were invented for car eating.

I'm always blown away by my better half's talent. 👀

🚨 Big News! 🚨 My wife Kat’s Art Patreon is LIVE! She’s been working hard on this, and it’s finally ready. Her Patreon offers behind-the-scenes content, monthly art postcards, exclusive stickers, and even hand-painted original art for top-tier supporters. Check it out! www.patreon.com/katlamsel

Wow, daylight savings time. Super cool! Like my insomnia really needed to be kicked in the nuts.

You know, I almost unleashed a bold remark on random Twitch baloney, but then I realized your support inspires me more than any rant ever could. That being said, consider SMASHING that YouTube Subscribe button to help keep my creative heart alive and beating. www.youtube.com/hyperstipherx

Peep my wife's latest art. If you pull the trigger, use the code FEB25 to get 25% off!

Here's what 50 levels with 4,000 mods in Skyrim will get ya. (With special flute song for @oldmansethus.bsky.social ) youtu.be/OVx-7mF89zI?...

Getting tired of how things are going, so time to solve my problems in the only logical way possible.

This weather is stupid.

Last stream of the year! Will people choose the wheel stuff, or the box? www.twitch.tv/hyperstipherx

Merry Christmas. Here's what my brother did to my mom's cat.

Okay I thought that "YO DAWG YOU GUYS NEED TO CLIP" shit was bad on Twitch, until this came along. So the badges that people have had for literal YEARS in some cases are now just disappearing because you are hoping folks will just give in to the sparkly present badge next to their names? Fuck you.

I'm live and doing music for the first few hours of the stream! Happy holidays y'all! www.twitch.tv/hyperstipherx

I don't care if this makes me a shill, but I had Tapatío Doritos at D&D and man, this might be my favorite flavor. (It's spicy though, be advised)

Hello Twitch? Can you please stop shoving this popup into the faces of the people? That would be super cash money of you.

Apparently if you run into the bedroom and chuck an Oreo at your wife and yell "Birthday Oreo" the dogs get nervous.

I need a better place to doom scroll. Am I in the right place, folks?

I just walked through a spiderweb, but there's no way this thing had any anchor points. Did I just encounter an antigravity spider or something?

Let's get to work.

Expect off kilter ramblings that may portray me as strange | Trying to stay creative | Vulgar, but honest. | I am selfish because I use Twitch as a distraction, but I'm hopeful I draw in people that are doing the same thing. | There's a guitar in my house. youtu.be/-WqAlwlO8pU