Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

@tdgorrell.bsky.social I'm sure you've seen this already but I will include 3 alert emojis nonetheless :) 🚨🚨🚨

Injured Player Gives Thumbs-Down While Being Carted Off Field

It’s nice rooting for the Pittsburgh Pirates. I don’t get this excess stress of the MLB playoffs in my life.

This is a shock, Jane Goodall (1934-2025) has died. One of my dad’s cousins knew her & would regularly give me updates on her adventures & chimps. She was a great force for good & part of my childhood. 91 is a good age, but it’s personal when your heroes die. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a hanam

Just out of One Battle After Another on the big screen and I’m levitating. It’s an electric, righteous, fiery, and darkly funny mediation on contemporary America. It’s one we’re gonna argue about. It’s Incredible. See this one as BIG as you can.

RIP Claudia Cardinale, the biggest badass in a movie that stars Charles Bronson

in this house we quote "I'm not talking about making a living. I'm talking about living" and I will miss this man terribly. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/m...

Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani

Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children — theonion.com/pirates-unde...

I truly thought this man was going to live forever, somehow. RIP, Ozzy, you were metal incarnate for me. news.sky.com/story/ozzy-o...

Devasted about the Malcolm-Jamal Warner news. Awful.

You have got to be f***ing kidding me. Oh man....

FIGHT THE UMPIRE

I appreciate the optimism of this parking validation machine

Godspeed Matt Cameron!Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog, Pearl Jam. He's the best.

@tdgorrell.bsky.social End of an era! Matt's the best.

it's so Concacaf to not have goal line technology for the Gold Cup final

This list changes every 5 minutes. But I gotta send one!

nobody in attendance for a tank show in Washington? Is this a military parade or the last 4 months of the Wizards’ season????

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers theonion.com/marines...

rest in peace, Harris Yulin. one of those legendary character actors.

i picked the wrong day to quit huffing Rhydo

today

A salute to the late, great George Wendt, who brilliantly dunked lob after comic lob thrown at him by the writers of Cheers: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

Well, hell. RIP to perhaps the greatest one-liner delivery machine in TV history.

2025 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 19. 🐎

THE MIAMI REDHAWKS ARE YOUR DODGEBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!! WHAT A COMEBACK & OT WIN!!

Go ahead and get it out of your system.

AUBURN-FLORIDA IS EXTREMELY GOOD IMMEDIATELY

"Beware the Ides of March!"

@tdgorrell.bsky.social Hell yes! Looking sharp. No wonder they made the tournament today. 😄

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Man.

RIP Gene Hackman, 1930-2025

Welp, excited to become Canada’s 11th province.

McCartney should perform the entire second side of Abbey Road and extend this broadcast another half hour

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

Just incredible solidarity on the Ol' Bluesky timeline right now. It's good to know there are still things in this world that can unite us 😄😄 #WOLARS

michael oliver got me like

Well, America, we had a good run. I mean, mostly. Okay, not entirely. *flips through a history book* You know what, forget I said anything.

@thetremorssaga.bsky.social Wait - There's a BlueSky account dedicated to Tremors???? Sign me up!!! 😀😀

Buffalo rules they’ve got weather they only have in Warhammer novels