Attention all UNISG: This man has been spotted in the northern zone. He has quite the bounty on his head, and we need cash since we're still recovering from the government shutdown. If you find him, hunt him down.

Friendly reminder to not get close to any flashing lights you see. They are hallucinations caused by psy emissions and you will die.

This is Maj. Hernandez, we do NOT condone the actions that one of our Pripyat squads took against our allied mercenary friends. Those involved have been reprimanded, and we have set up a payment of one Geissele Super Duty and 300 Rubles in a stash near the ferris wheel to try and improve relations.

Saw some Mercs by the kindergarten. Wiped them all out with a single burst of the bravo. Great job Yoseph, they didn't even know what hit them! 😂😂😂