We don’t have unhinged* degenerate gamblers on this site, @kristofferreitan *our degenerate gamblers are pretty hinged

Holy shit we have one! Congrats to the official PGA Tour golfer of bluesky, Kristoffer Reitan!

Coaching flag football was so fun and rewarding...until I coached against a 2x Super Bowl champion LB who decided today was a great day to ruin some poor kids' lives, running up the score by only running plays to one 9 y/o superstar athlete. That's why we call him Knob Stinkovich.

Gotten some crummy calls as of late but none more awkward than the “your dog’s ashes are ready for pickup and also we’re issuing you a refund because your dog didn’t live long enough to get the testing we ordered” voicemail. Little do they know that refund is going straight to Rory +810 at the PGA

Not gonna get the extra time. Today is going to be a tough one. I don’t believe in prayer so I’ll just ask you all to pet your dogs and cats a little more today in honor of Maybelline. She was the gentlest soul and deserved many more years of peace and comfort. Give that to yours when you can.

Like, wtf? Don’t these people know my dog is dying? Have some heart!

Somehow I have curated a bluesky feed that I *think* wants all my favorite professional sports teams to perish into the abyss. It’s both validating and heartbreaking

Just found out that our 4 year old sweet Maybelline is actually 10 and is having heart failure. She came from a Podengo farm that abuses dogs and discards them when they lose their purpose (i.e., no longer rabbit killers). Hope she’s got another several months of fight in her. She deserves better.

I’ve never felt more agnostic about a team I love than this year’s Bruins team. They never felt truly competitive, constantly let winnable games slip away, and just have no offensive firepower. Sad but appropriate end to the season.

Top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only. The Wire Sopranos Breaking Bad Deadwood Mad Men Justified Better Call Saul Friday Night Lights Leftovers Succession Bojack Rectify Nathan for You Arrested Development Chappelle’s Show (sorry) HM: Party Down, Lost, Fresh Prince, Community, Top Boy, 30 Rock

In a surprise to no one, Eamon does a great job filling in the blanks of all my pinpoint reporting and scathing barbs via bluesky posts. He’s just good at this.

Holy shit that’s the HALFTIME score? I just assumed the Knicks game was almost over

Nico Ech contending on a Trump course should have been way more obvious

The world feels like it is burning....burning RUBBER. (Just spitballing a catchphrase for the Motor City Golf Club to celebrate its logo release).

“LIV Golf is now leveraging this momentum to engage in constructive, forward-looking discussions with prospective global investors and partners who share its vision for an inclusive and modernized game.” They’ve pivoting to screen golf. www.livgolf.com/news/liv-gol...

Nobody is talking about how Justine Reed is the biggest winner of the LIV debacle. Hope she see this

I, along with all of my brothers and sisters the world over, will be breathlessly watching and waiting…to see what’s next for Talor Gooch

The world is truly healing.

I will only support a Democratic nominee for president if they pledge to create a new, more supreme court (call it a Supremacist Court) that only hears appeals of Supreme Court decisions. Republicans can keep their court but we get the better one.

You can hear the collective media boner get ultra hard every time Republicans say "assassination attempt," as they imagine opening their future invitation to the ballroom WHCA Dinner, name misspelled on the envelope, gold glitter falling into their laps, Trump Whiskey bottle at their side.

NFL best ball contests drop today, which means that I can end my four-month act of pretending that I won't flush my money down the -EV drain this year

As a 🌹fan, I do not like this one bit. I can't remember a time that a world class golfer got *better* playing clubs made by a new manufacturer. www.golfdigest.com/post/justin-...

Dipping in and out of Fast Times for the last hour. Mostly I’m thankful this didn’t come out today because it spared us from every right wing Joe Rogan fanboy having a Mike Damone avatar on Twitter

Is Matt sabotaging Alex? Are we witnessing a family feud? I’m uncomfortable

“Like a glove for Ventura” is such a good call and Trevor Immelman absolutely no-sold it

Ugh why did they have to turn Zurich into an exciting finish. I want to make fun of it! Let me have that!

I’m gonna be so relieved when this game is over. The lack of offensive firepower was always going to be a problem but I didn’t think it would be embarrassing

Rinse, repeat. “Liberal” journalists are constantly in search of validation on this site and instead of practicing any self awareness they pout and complain about the “platform” or whatever. They seek out the well-meaning criticism here solely to measure it against the bad faith criticism on Twitter

Look I get that nobody is going to weep for Red Sox fans and, frankly, I wouldn’t ask you to. But I grew up with Sox fandom being a whole personality for an entire region and it feels deeply hurtful to watch how much this front office actively hates its team and its fans. Feels very early 00s Bruins

Showing my 2nd-3rd grade flag football team the video of the gunman getting upfield on one cut before the game tomorrow to teach them to not dance behind the line of scrimmage.

Jeanine Pirro is as drunk as Kash Patel is high

Ngl the dude has wheels. If Mike Vrabel wants to atone for his behavior he should get Bob Kraft to at least bring him in for a workout

A motherfucking Matt motherfucking Dillon shoutout by the president in the year 2026!

A tray? That sounds like a bullet?

Clearly this just shows that Bryson will do *anything* to get out of his LIV contract

“I study assassinations.”

Ka$h is so keyed up right now

Anyone who has ever worked at a large law firm recognizes Todd Blanche, a guy who can speak well and forcefully when he’s given the words to say and is an absolute puddle when he has to pivot

Holy shit, this was just an ad for the ballroom

This motherfucker is super drooly tonight. Spittle galore. And oh my, the sweat

“Journalistic Hero” Brian Stelter! I’m telling you guys, this is the funniest show on TV

Everyone is calling him that. “The Legend” Wolf Blitzer. A hero.

Jake Tapper rolling up to the CNN studio tomorrow to steal Wolf’s thunder

What. The. Fuck. Are. We. Doing?

Putting on my detective hat for a moment, but where was Erika Kirk during the shooting? (Of her husband. Not tonight.)

Someone tell my wife and kids I died valiantly (trying to get in a camera shot of a gunman at a dinner to celebrate a tyrant who hates me but also to honor Erika Kirk)

I was there when Hulk slammed Andre

You guys, I think the WHCD is my new TGL. Might have to live post this thing every year if this is the production they put on

The number of reporters who were “just a few feet away” will rival only the number of people who were at the Aaron Boone game

You do not need to correct “tweet” for “Truth social.” Pathetic bootlicking in the face of “danger”