I teach my son to never let anyone break your spirit, always speak your truth, even in the face of backlash, and you will be rewarded. I teach him this by showing him Phil Mickelson's tweets during Ryder Cup week and telling him, "I hated this man before it was cool." We are stronger as a family now

Just learned that Trump saved the Ryder Cup, I think? Forget the rapture, I really don't think you all (four people who read golf posts on Bluesky) understand how badly the future of human existence depends on the Euros winning.

Life is endlessly confusing. For instance, Andrew Schulz. Is he supposed to be, like, a funny person?

Ya know what? It has been a shit week so I am officially declaring tonight the beginning of Ryder Cup week. There is one Donald I care about this week and we call him “Cap’n”

While Billionaires-Are-Awful-Unless-They’re-Paying-Me-Directly freedom fighter Bill Burr is planning his trip to Saudi, I continue to be impressed that @marcmaron.bsky.social is using his position to speak out. Not all rich comedians need to be bad and hopefully more will fill the #truthtellers void

Somewhere sits Bill Simmons, enraged by what they’ve done to Cousin Jimmy, plotting his vengeance. But first, Pearl Jam

I think one of the biggest losers in the fascist takeover of America is Louis CK. If only he had (a) not been a rapist at all or (b) hid his raping for a few more years, he could have been either the leftist Joe Rogan or the rapier but funnier actual Joe Rogan. The only rich white perv to not profit

We can blame the Saudis for a lot of things, but on this mid-September weekend, the worst thing I can think of is how much they’ve made East Coast Dads completely irrelevant to boxing’s interests. And for that I can’t forgive them.

This site stanning Tucker kraft makes me question the sports juiciness of it all

Oh come the fuck on. This can’t be real

Al trying to reminisce with Kirk about the moon landing, which occurred the year Kirk was born. This is why we sports

Peter Jennings remaining a piece of shit. Kids, don’t let your nepo babies grow up on a diet of their own farts

A unified US Ryder Cup team is making me regret my Euro ticket

My only comment on this situation is that we should probably fade Scott Piercy and Taylor Moore at the Procore

Euro RC Team fans stand up

Best ball bros should have believed them when the Eagles had Jahan Dotson over AJB on their unofficial depth chart. Ah well, we’ll get em next year.

Pretty tired of this site being humorless. No leftist cucks get the knees slapping quite like my guy Jake

Jaydon Blue has no chance of leapfrogging Miles Sanders. Dead dead

They don't want you to know that the Boston Common Ballfrogs have signed Megan Khang as ambassador because they are scared. They are scared and they hide behind a dishonest algorithm. But Ballfrog fans are used to the adversity, thrive in it. #BallfrogStrong

Belichick saw Brady’s failure with Autograph. Jordon played him her favorite childhood album. Bill, now a lifelong Taking Back Sunday fan due to this, decided if Tom goes down they go down together. And people say Bluesky is dead. You won’t see quality like this anywhere else.

I spent most of the day offline to return to a feed of people cheerleading the, ya know, whole thing, and mark cuban reposting people praising his company. I’m processing all this while just wanting to read posts about NFLs week 1 DFS. This place is a conundrum

Nobody wants to say it but I'm a risk taker: the Ballfrogs are the preeminent gentlemen in all of Sport. Keegan with the ultimate selfless decision, selecting Collin and thereby handing Rory the rare visiting-team Ryder Cup. #BostonStrong

No human has ever been in a worse predicament. On the one hand, hometown (the entire northeast) hero and noted Ballfrog Keegan Bradley could name himself to the Ryder Cup team. On the other, the president thinks he should. brb going to order 4x more Euro team merch and put on my Euro footie pajamas

The anti-WWE brigade, with whom I typically associate, is in absolute shambles this bright summer morning open.spotify.com/track/54KTIa...

Trump Doral returning to the PGA Tour *and* getting a signature event. Love how much my favorite sport hates me.

Seems that the greatest announcement in sports history hasn’t reached the sky yet. TGL returns three days after Christmas and it’s like none of you even care. I won’t let it temper my excitement but I expect all new avis by New Years Eve

There are takes abound that Bryson, the one guy who had to wear his LIV gear in an Adam Sandler film, should play a PGA Tour event b/c Keegan thinks it’ll help the Ryder Cup team. My political take is keep hammering the Euros at +160 and Keegan is embarrassing his hometown of Boston, Massachusetts

embarrassed by all you low-minders asking for maps with state's named. The big brains are asking grok for maps with each state's capital named

Scott Barrett posted his not-free, highly researched guide on the everything app and in response you've got degens begging grok to summarize it in the hopes it'll help him win his $25 home league. Let the record show that I am 100% against that, unless someone does it to the fascist Ship It crew.

Would be a great story if Rickie won after Pryce, Mitts, and Zero hustled Raylan Givens to get him a sponsor's exemption into the 3M. (If this makes sense to you then you watch too much TV and/or golf.)

Skinns slander on the ISN youtubes this week. Can't believe @cparish.bsky.social works at an institution that would openly propagandize fascism like that. @mikeginmd.bsky.social, it is like we never even knew him.

There’s just no way that the deadspin/gawker/uproxx crew could have seen this Tunison heel turn getting this extreme. I’d say it’s a grift but the dude is probably donating organs just to pay his prepaid phones so it’s definitely not working

You’ll be shocked to hear that I was the only one wearing a Ballfrogs hat at the Kidz Bop show today. Oh, no, you don’t need to tell me. I know I’ve already locked up both father and TGL fan of the year, but I appreciate your flattery.

Pssh, all you gamine truthers out there have clearly never exchanged heavily-coded, hand-illustrated, love letters with the world’s most famous pedophile. Get back to me when you can decipher the oft recited phrase between us bros, “a pal is a wonderful thing.” Losers

Drafted Ty Shough to counterbalance my Saquon pick. Because woke.

lol ok

Boxing had one great trilogy in the last twenty years and has never been able to recreate it. The second result was wrong but if called right these two would have an all-time two-fight rivalry. Instead, the sport will yet again disappoint

If we’re five years away from golf bluesky, how many decades from boxing bluesky are we? This fight feels RIPE for critique

Workshopping a take about billionaires that involves a 2008 Jim Carrey/Zooey Deschanel vehicle. Will report back if I can land the plane before all the billionaires leave on their private spaceships to uninhabitable planets like the geniuses they are

Happy Independence Day! Just reflecting like a good American

Okay so now can we quit the TACO shit? It was never funny or clever or cute and really just served as a double dog dare to a government full of people who will do anything to make the cool kids laugh.

Bluesky is way too much of an echo chamber. I'd much rather spend my Juneteenth on Twitter, hearing diverse perspectives about how today is the racist, DEI holiday celebrating the day that slaves were freed by Republicans from pedo Democrats and Jews. Ya know, deep thinking like that.

Really stinks that this site still doesn’t have the majors juice because there are many Wyndham Clark jokes to make and they’d be wasted to the ether. Signed, A shitposter blocked by Phil Mickelson #2402

Guess the days of Mark Cuban feigning the good billionaire act are officially dead dead. What gives, @mcuban.bsky.social?

For those doing US Open research, found this little known fact about an 18-year old Japan Tour golfer from the 2016 event:

Newsom saying all the right things but delivering it like he’s trying to win a Tony

It’s possible to be happy for Marchy and also question the purpose of human existence if he’s going to win a Cup with this group of scummies

I know we are all saying it is kayfabe, and I think that’s right, but let’s just imagine for a second an “I did it for the Rock” Rikishi reveal about Butler, PA…

Really regretting last month’s haircut after five mins in the NCAA lacrosse championship parking lot. All these lax bros staring daggers at me like a cop (as if this crowd doesn’t all back the blue)

Thinking of investing in a desktop zen garden. You know, to fix all of this