Stop smoking in front of them then.

Shikamaru don't let kids have cigarettes challenge (impossible).

I knew he was a simp. Thank you for the proof.

WHY???

┈━═☆❣️𝒲ₐᵗ𝒔𝗈ᵑ❣️☆═━┈ PLEASE DO I NEVER GET TO WIN THESE FIGHTS LMFAO

┈━═☆❣️𝒲ₐᵗ𝒔𝗈ᵑ❣️☆═━┈ I can never win please just kick his ass for once holmes never lets me have this

GET BACK HERE BIRD BOY.

YOU CAN'T HANG UP ON ME I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE???

YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN PERSON.

I never said you did dumbass???

' Talk to your bodyguard then damn. '

Sorry not sorry.

' Talk to your man. '

Scribbling on some paper. Coming up with new weapon designs! She may not notice anyone sneaking up on her.

' Those weapons do look very powerful. . . I wish I could create weaponry like that. Well, I guess I'll just have to work on my materials a bit more! '

Her eyes widened as the staff was snapped with ease. ' Well. . . you're really a strong one, huh? ' She laughed awkwardly, hand placed against her own cheek. That didn't last long. ' No need to apologise. Just means the weapons need to be better! '

The concept is interesting. She's going to be drawing up blueprints now, don't mind her lost in her own world.

Maybe Tenten could learn how to make these weapons. . . That would be interesting.

' Hmm. . . ' She tapped her chin, then held out the staff towards the other with a sweet smile. ' Consider this a freebie. You're helping me experiment with their strength, and I've got plenty more! '

Hey! She'll take insults against herself, but her weapons are her pride and joy!

' Well, I'd say pretty sturdy! I developed most of them myself. ' As she spoke she held the staff between both of her hands, attempting to bend it to no avail. ' Although I have much sturdier weapons in my arsenal. . . '

┈━═☆❣️𝒲ₐᵗ𝒔𝗈ᵑ❣️☆═━┈ We do a little thievery.

— 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 — Following the war, Tenten had done well for herself, she had continued her training, opened her own weapons shop, she was truly thriving. Or, she should be, right? She had everything she could possibly need, friends, a stable life, everything. . . except, well, him. The war had—

. . . Should I really be seen talking to you then?

Go see what Sai's working on, I guess?

Stop drawing him in compromising positions with other men! Did that work?

. . . Asshole. . . fine, she will ask.

Tell them that, she's not the one doing it!

Just saying, you should see the sheer amount that's out there.

He'd have to ask her himself, she's just explaining things, she doesn't know why.

' Well the concept is different but. . . Pretty much. Here, let me show you. ' Tenten quickly retrieved a scroll from her pack, pulling it open and spinning it around her form as she placed it rolled out on the ground, a long staff appearing out of smoke which she quickly equipped. ' See! That's—

' Oh wow. . . ' Tenten took a moment, tilting her head to examine the weapon from different angles. ' Such fine work. . . You see, I'm quite the weapons user myself. One might even say it's my passion, so I'm quite impressed by how this looks. '

𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝑾𝑬𝑨𝑷𝑶𝑵, 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 '𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑬.

#ANIMERP #MVRP Lets begin class shall we?

' No idea what that means, but if it's something you can relate it to, then sure! '

Yeah well, plenty of people have drawn you testing it.

No, she merely asked me because she didn't want to bother you. I'm just telling her in layman's terms.

. . . It's gay fanart or fanfiction, man.

Why do you have it out for my skills? I'm perfectly capable of performing jutsu, I just opted to perfect my weaponry.

No. Believe me. You definitely are.

Master of sealing and summoning jutsu over here, but sure.

Someone else tell Itachi what yaoi is please I'm scared.

N— No. It's more like uh. . . art? Or stories? How should this be explained. . ?

' Jutsus are like. . . powers, I guess? You can use them to spit fire, make clones, there's a lot of different kinds it would take me days to explain them all. '

You're in a lot of it. Or so I hear.

' Huh? ' She was a bit taken aback by the question, but then let out a chuckle. ' Of course I do, every ninja knows about chakra and jutsus. Chakra is the life energy that flows through us, and if you focus it you can perform all different kinds of jutsu! '