The generals are calling Trump and Hegseth them "Fat Man" and "Little Boy" because of how badly they bombed 🤡🤡🤡🤡

A 5-time draft dodger lecturing 800+ top generals on how to defend the country is priceless 🤣😂

In 1928 the Republicans won the majority in the house and Senate, majority of state governors and the presidency. In 1929 we had the great depression. Here we go again

I wonder who KKKristi KKKosplay KKKunt Noem and Trump felt more threatened by at the Portland ICE facility, the guy in the chicken suit blowing bubbles or the guy playing a kazoo and handing out free hotdogs?

Carnage in war ravaged Portland

The biggest lie ever told to the American people...TWICE "I Donald John Trump do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God."

“You and me are gonna cure autism, Bobby”

The fact that “hemorrhoids” aren't called “assteroids” is a major missed opportunity for science, health, and the English language

I like presidents who aren't thin skinned crybaby bitches

Only the strong survive, and those with more money than morals and brains

Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin

NEVER FORGET

Yeah I'd like to say how sorry I am bigoted misogynistic racist Charlie Kirk was shot, but I'm not a fukking liar.

Fun fact: most fun facts are not fun