if joker was a cat I know his ass would be eating mice and getting sick and making u pay for an expensive vet visit 🔥🔥

I have absolutely no juice in me to draw or write today but it’s 2/2. divorce :(. to celebrate im laying in bed in true akira fashion 🔥

I’m going to inject joker with fart spray

just want to document that I was hunting for a shiny toedscool last night probably over odds and the thing that got it to come out was classical music and pretending to not want it. named it yusuke

if joker was my son I would feed him only plain boiled chicken and if he complained I would spray him with fart spray #FuckJokerButNotLikeThatTho #swoobatismyfavoritebatpokemon

when I get fried I like to publish my thoughts about joker so im moving the tradition to this app here u go joker playing a with ball oh no he’s going to fall! he falls on his knee and starts to cry I push him over.. yep, I’m sly a small crowd forms around point &laugh at the guy on the ground!

every day I feed him chocolate bars and let him chew on wires

thought about this this morning. joker cat paw paw time

pray for me I need to make a doctors appointment for next week and hopefully I will be prescribed stimulants I WANT TO INDULGE IN SHUAKE PLEASE!!!! my poor unfinished fic has been sitting there for months and I think about it so much …

muscle man: you know who ELSE likes wet food? MY MOM the humble hi five ghost:

rainbow cabbit gummy worm from yesterday. he’s scratching at my door as I write this actually

akechi is so pretty he’s so beautiful wifehusband lesbiannnnnuhhhhh sorry im fried and I keep thinking about how much I love him

every time I start thinking about shuake I start rolling around on the floor like a dog they make me feel insane. What is wrong with them

more cabbit worm

making friends in fan spaces lowkey is impossible. im too awkward bruh everyone around my age has like established little friends already ITS CRAZY

thinking about the proof of justice ova and frowning. they really had akira take a day off and go around tokyo just to yearn and grieve until he bursts into tears. i usually like thinking about putting him in a sock and slamming him against the wall but this makes me too sad... it’s ok little guy

writing fics highkey feels like this

here’s some more baby worm not in cabbit form. he likes being carried around in a little bag. brainless

hello gang I should make a post w some interests cuz I want some moots… -persona (mostly 5) *current fixation* -pokemon -cats -bunnies -pikmin -msm -binding of isaac -yakuza (I’m playing 0 and love it so far) -kpop (itzy, aespa…) -dr (v3 mostly) <3<3<3<3

how do I find stupid gay shuake fans on this app. where are you

my delightful cabbit