a gay bar called cock & tails

i found a use

forcing myself to do schoolwork by uninstalling every game on my pc and only reinstalling them while actively doing schoolwork

look at this weird cat

the so called indomitable human spirit when i get a tummyache:

if the right want to take away my rights so bad why don’t they *let* me be a woman- like I’m so much easier to discriminate against as a woman then a straight white male

need a movie about a guy who’s depressed, alone, and trash at everything- and right before killing himself he just all ins on red and wins like 12 times in a row and goes on to be the next hokage or something

a tale of two kitties

happy birthday to me:)

If you see this, post your favorite pokemon! blob

big tissue plants the allergy trees every spring so you have to blow your nose more

literally muted the word "pokemon" just to avoid spoilers for ZA

i want to hold piddle on the couch while we watch hallmark movies next to the fireplace

the more i listen to bbno$ the more i realize that he actually is a good artist but is just autistic asf online

reinstalled overwatch and i can definitively say the game has not changed from a 5/10 for the past 7 years

"I will not change because you are wrong, no matter how loud you are." -random hecarim in my URF game

what the hell is this thing

gonna start collecting miniature beds and keep them all in one room i call "the bedsroom"

if you clownin on the minecraft movie rn your life is sad

FREE HIM!!!

I've attempted the "Hey look over there!" maneuver 4 times now and not once has it worked. I feel so scammed.

if someone scooped the microplastics outta me id take over the world in like a week

i am silliness in its most evil form

just found out there's a transmasc kid at my school named "Leif Erikson" but everyone just calls him "Vik" or "Viking"

the moon is flat but my ass is not

my friend asked me if a gay trans person would be called a traggot and i still haven't recovered

pirating movies is the worst thing to happen to my study habits since tf2

evil checkers- its exactly like normal checkers, except every piece has an mischievous face on it

what if plastic being such a common pqrt of human civilization caused our hair to become more plastic-like as we evolve beside it until the point that the plastic in our blood becomes full on part of our composition

so what rednote has taught me is that china and france are inverses china: great people, bad govt france: great govt, french people

this image removed the last of my suicidal thoughts. Im not even joking.

i found out how to caption images

It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.

my ego has a gravitational pull

how come every story with a werewolf makes them be this ferocious rabid half-wolf? like i know theres folklore behind it or something but why not make them a golden retriever? like imagine how funny it would be for this super dramatic reveal where your girlfriend just turns into a precious lil puppy

kinda want to make a groot one trick account on marvel rivals and communicate entirely by saying "I am Groot"

just gonna ramble about a silly theory i believe when the universe was created, the explosion it caused sent out particles of all kinds in every direction. the moment the explosion happened, everything in the universe originated from that one explosion, therefore by knowing the exact (1/5)

as fascinating and wonderful as time travel may be, it will forever stay in the realm of theory and fiction. the universe is an unforgiving wish granter that never repeats. we are not an algorithm, and we cannot rewind ourselves for second chances. once something occurrs it never will again. (1/2)

people wont call u a preferred name but will call twitter "X"

can we get a new household pest with a fun minigame ants are getting old

so when it hits 3000 we get a new calendar system right

one of those animals that can regenerate from being seperated into like 10 pieces should randomy grow an 11th head on one of the new parts. like 11 pieces is 11 heads, 9 is 9 heads, but 10 is 11 for some reason. its never consistent which piece either, just a random piece. always 11. never 12 or 9.

can of baked beans call that ammunition #chess

the orange juice just hit the pintagon

im convinced that rich people only have brains because they bought them off someone who cant afford to feed their pet snail jerry

only song on all 5 of my wrappeds is hotel california by the eagles GO BIRDS!

dragonfruit tastes like the lacroix of fruit

it wants blood

no way