no... gh... it's a full moon... i'm... i'm turning... STRAIGHT!!

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im not responsible for the actions of twitter era emperor dont associate mew ith that guy

// STOPPPPP NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS ABOUT

where did you get that picture of me

ITS FUCKING R A W .

nat the beast who needs fattening.

nat the furbaby named snowball

// i meant his cat but also like. looks at the kids he's mentored close enough

// happy father's day to emperor kinda

there are tears in my eyes . why ？oh 、i don't know 、i don't even understand myself .

// ... did disguised rider and emp have a full team i forgor-

// oh yeah i found this thing earlier

nat yaoiful this is yaoiLESS

// good yaoiful morning to you too nat!

// emperor being called ''memory jar'' is really funny and vaguely mystical

// me and a friend were playing block tales and because i didnt make theo OR moss on time and i didnt wanna use Mori or Noah i just decided to go with my version of Henry Stickmin say hi to him his name is Thief

// u guys fuck with henry stickmin fanart

// i think splatverse went back to twitter

// YEAH EXACTLY LIKE WTF COULD BE HAPPENING IN COROIKA OF ALL THINGS

// I DONT KNOW. IM GENUINELY OBSESSED WITH THIS. WE HAVE SEEN CHARACTERS HAVE VAGUELY HEARTFELT CONVERSATIONS BEFORE BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT?

// this is the only thing im gonna post from the account me thinks BUT IM SO FASCINATED BY IT. WHY ARE GOGGLES AND MARU TALKING.

// oh new coroika images

I'm sitting in the bathroom 、I'm crying citrus tears. Everything I usеd to love 、decayed ovеr the years.

It's three AM and he is outside eating ice cream.

/ ? can they be mature

// i actually havent gotten around to playing a lot erm once i eat and shower probably

[NC] THANK YOU

// ? now im curious but i wont make you tell me what

// this reminds me of how on twt irl accounts just interact with the parodies and its really funny

/ /???? THATS KINDA REAL

That reminds me someone on tumblr called Joy a twink and i got so pissed off i deleted the comment and ranted about it for like 2 minutes

[NC] no i am a twink hes denying my power

[NC] ? idiot

[NC] '' EeeYIKES!! How am I supposed to Enperry these Splat Dualies if the Kits are Splatoon 3 Drizzle Season 2023 ?! '' 200p Splashdown:

// still kind of obsessed wit hthe ''3 am conversation'' series is hould do more of them

[NC] i am the powerful twink.

FACE FIRST ON THE FLOOR. IN A PUDDLE OF HIS OWN INK. HE IS FINE.

[NC] fym incorrect buzzer noise rewing that shit

[NC] A powerful twink

[NC] ? what the fuck does that mean

NYOOOM NYOOOM NYOOM- STOP AURAFARMING BY ROLLING WITH THE DUALIES

SLAMS A DOOR OPEN?? '' NEW WEAPONS-- '' TRIPS AND FALLS FACE FIRST ON THE GROUND.

// I FUCKING FOUND IT THIS IS WHY HIS PARALLEL CANON WOULD BE SQUIBBY

// sorry i just had a sudden thought back to the side order arc (which isnt canon to my portrayal of emperor anymore i dont think) and how he had to fight a version fo agent 8 as a sort of manifestation of his guilt. and i think the same would happen. but with squibby.

// slides in without moving at all taps microphone Emperor's Parallel Canon (if it were based on a part of Emperor's mind instead of generically on Agent 4) would be Squibby Slides out

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