beeline towards the van came to a halt just out of earshot from where she stood. tongue swiped between lips, hands shaken out in preparation. “ okay jj be cool just—” rehearsed aloud to himself. “hey kie. no. too casual. how about —-kie you know i’ve waited my whole life for you to.. no.

her subtle invitation was met with a much more blatant reaction from himself, unable to conceal the cogs turning in the back of his mind as he dramatically craned neck back and forth between her and the twinkie twice over. “ oh you mean , like right now? ”

jj was never capable of subtly. it was in his nature to go all or nothing, walking the fickle tightrope of wrecklessness with his ‘nothing to lose attitude’. except for when it came to kie, when it came to her he had 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 to lose.

“ half a million dollars. in cash. ” quick retort delivered with a confidence that could have implicated serious intent if it was anybody other than jj. the next statement wouldn’t come as boldly, gaze unknowingly adverting

“ oh save me kie ” high pitched mockery repeated, back of hand draping over forehead to mimic the cliché trope -— “ a super hot baddie was going to take me home. ” as much grievance was given, he much preferred to spend the night with his friends anyway, stranger had only been sought out after

heat encompassed frame shouldering through crowd of mingling peers, only when they came out the other side to the less populated ocean front did he release his grasp “ yea they’re like those fancy tank tops, the ones you guys keep unbottoned to show off lacy bras. i pay attention. ”

i said you look lost

the annual kegger was the one night out of the year jj deemed mingling with the kooks to be acceptable. one night spent in their company and by morning both parties would go their separate ways just as he preferred it-— the imaginary line that separated the two worlds on one island would do the rest

(stealing the mic) THIIIIS IS JJ MAYBANK YOUR HOST FOR SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE WEEE GOTTA SHOW IN STORE FOR YOU. SKITS FEATURING JOHN B ROUTLEDGE AND KIE ON THE UKE SO STOP ON BY.

‘ ❛𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝑰 𝒂𝒎.❜ canon/au portrayal of dean winchester based in the supernatural verse. son. brother. hunter. all seasons. seeking mains+storylines. ships with chem. literate/descriptive. crossovers welcome. rt’s appreciated.

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looking lost, can u help you 🤨

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