one news: ”haere mai 2026”

This is great stuff from da results faking pedophiles

There’s still time for luxxo to turn this around and become electable, but it’s not gonna be easy.

Dr asking how the weight loss is going

Some of those who work forces like the porn that’s with horses.

tax off

Me. Applying for the role of a cockney hooker:

Waiting for the release of the Hotter & Wetter - Unrated Cut of Prime Minister before I watch it.

Yoda voice:

For sale: $90k mayor Rolex. Never worn.

Nobody ray chung tonight

Da brain when u 11 beers and a soju deep:

New plan Aotearoa

Here have this

Tanya when she found out the royal enquiry didn’t have the remit to hang Jacindo

Banned from twitter for demanding the execution of 3 world leaders. Will not rawdog work.

lol they got da tick here?

Cooking wine and sugar free v. 3/5

-lights up a cig- -pays $2 for a coke- -thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-

Youse will like this, I had glimmer trying to pwn me

Oh hey. Sup?

“Let them eat marmite sangas”

Bish’s best lil treats 3 options: Pics Peanut Butter choc chip cookie slice ANZAC slice 🫡 Super fudgey whittakers dark choc brownie About 1kg (brownie a bit lighter). $25 delivered (RD extra) DMs open

When your 3 sojus deep and need to move quick before u pass out:

Does anyone wanna buy a caravan?

Me 3 sojus deep trying to woo da missus:

Man goons for power

Oh. Hey. Beers?

Finally someone made frunkly.bunk but without all the damn nazis

The Bish is back. Got 215g of fat Jalapeños. $20 delivered (RD extra). FIFS DMs open.

We need to get rid of the stupid law that lets cops harass a poor 12yo and confiscate da bag he worked hard to earn.

“You will be visited by three spirits” The three spirits.

Hotter & wetter

I COME FROM A LAND

Oh yeah here

U can take da patch but u can’t take da brotherhood

When da ssris are hitting but you determined

This many beers in

Welcome to the resistance brother. ✊

New CCCFA regs look hectic af

When u already cranked it earlier

I’mma need your help to do the funniest fucking thing. chng.it/zJsMDYjgNF

Did they really have to do them like this?

Mark Mitchell adds all blacks to the gang list.