Groomeraters yesterday so horsie poop rolling today! 😆 mama not too happy with me 😬

Licked mama in the face at 4am, she didn’ts seem to ‘preciate it, nots sure why 🤷🏻‍♀️

Um… might have been caught red-pawed self serving from mys kibble bag, not sure I’s can wriggle out of this one 😬

I needs a pawyer! Mama ambushed me with a baff and I hadn’t been bog snorkelling or swamp diving just minding mine own business! She said I smelt ‘doggy’ well duh 🙄

Appawrently I has something on my schnozz, donts know how that got there 🤷🏻‍♀️

Anypaw want to play chase the squizzer with me?? Mama said it shouldn’ts be outside, wat is she talking bout??

Pals, I has the sads, it’s the end of the hols and Hubro is bandoning me to go learning or somefing

Bobs! Fanks for my smart new collar and harness, off to try it now, I promise I won’t get poo on it TODAY but no promises after that!! 😆 Fanks for the Easter treats 😋 xxx

Pals, I has excelled myself today! Mama’s friends were talking about what a good dog I am and then this happened… 🙊

Pals! Does you like my sock snake?? Hubro mades me it from his old socks!!

Pals! I had to go see the vettyhairylady! Just for jabs, they all loved me, I got fusses and treats and best of all I can has more noms! All my floof is hiding I’m actually skinny!!

Send halp pals! Mama’s torturing me!

Had some funs in the snow today 😆

Hubro has invented a new thing: ‘Moll Toll’, every hoo that passes me must pay the ‘Moll Toll’ 😆 strokes, pats, snugs, treats all accepted! I loves it! 😆

Zorsted!! This Christmas lark really takes it out of a doggo!!

Rolled in somefing stinky, wallowed in a muddy puddle and ate somefing off the pavement, nailed it this morning!! 😆😆

Pals! I got groomerated yesterday! Desperate to find something smelly to roll in, wish me luck!!

Refused to walks this morning, gots told off! Mama even tolds the delivery man I’d been norty! But snuggled on big bed now 😆😇

Appawrently there’s some muddy paw prints on mama’s duvet 🤷🏻‍♀️ I doesn’t know who could have put them there 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

I doesn’t like Thursdays, mama abandons me to go workings and dad man is no good, he doesn’t stand and watch me eat so I has only just finished my brekkie!!

Throwback Thursday to when I was still a smol pupster!

Wow, met lots of my old fur pals already, feeling happier 😊

I’ve come over the BlueSky and I wants to find as many frens from The Other Place as I cans! Please help! 🙏🏻