chinese ow players get 10 mythic skins and we might get an epic loot box and a recolour

my brain is swarming with microplastics!

i just think her story would be elevated if she came out as trans

UGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

their outfits are so similar and i feel like it’s somewhat intentional but i cant put my finger on why

post ozempic meghan trainor looks like a robot

she’s gen alpha btw. six seven or something

i think i’m too self centred and i don’t like it but like whatevs

my sinuses feel like they’re about to give birth

we are back with a day 2 tomodachi life update because i want to document it the first new arrivals of the day were wuyang and james! i don’t like how well the muscle suit works on wuyang

I need a male friend who’s gonna play video games with his wiener out

thinking about how this is real and official and her boobs are out in other pictures

WELL!

i have a word for you people that i can’t say on the internet

its absolutely ridiculous how overlooked wonder woman is

irritated as fuck

just made lifeweaver and alucard bond over being naturally platinum blonde

blonde! skinny! rich! bitch!

i zoned out in 2020 and lowkey never zoned back in

tomodachi life residents thread because i’ve been playing it all day :3 first resident was wanda maximoff!

guysssss

I FUMBLED A GOTH GUY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i think it’s interesting how folklore always has some kind of feminine entity that lures away men and kills them… guess what the men are doing

i think comet might be colourblind

don’t do this

oomf of an oomf annoys tf out of me but i’ll be nice about it

i’m too competitive to be the type of person to go “it’s just quick play it’s okay!” like i wanna winnnnn

PRETTY UGLY FT JT NO WAYYYY

love gaga and doechii and i understand it’s for a movie but that song and the mv is slay-boots-yas-queen gay slop in the same way that meghan trainor mother song was

this recolour takes me out bc it just looks like paro dice visiting the prettypinkpenthouse @parodice.bsky.social @prettypinkpawmi.bsky.social

my life feels like a reboot of shameless

watching damsel play tomodachi life and my mii is bonding with big ang over cigarettes.. talk about living the dream

how much greed can one man have to bag THEE hot girl and think “this isn’t enough” CASTRATION!

name a game you’ve completed more than 6 times :3

interesting phenomenon of 2020-level-woke white americans hating the british for being colonisers… let’s look in the mirror.?

we got tgirl maid elsa bloodstone before a black widow legendary skin

for some reason i only realised just now that la toya jackson and janet jackson are related

i feel alone and unsafe and unstable and constantly pissed off and i’m dealing with that by pretending it isn’t happening

broadband provider charging me three times in a week.. okay because i had a little too much spare change this month

i don’t believe men can be loyal because what do you mean you had megan thee stallion and still needed someone else on the side

i wanna play pokemmo but i’m far too slow to figure that out

i stopped shoplifting and i’m kinda proud of that because it was lowkey highkey becoming addictive and i’d just take shit for the sake of taking it

coke tastes like it’s got straight diesel in there and diet coke tastes like it’s watered down pepsi max truther 4life

IM GONNA FUCKING SOBBB SHES ALL GROWN UPPP

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i really just get in peoples dms and spew some bullshit sometimes

tw*tter is talking about wuyang being queerbait and i really don’t know where or how we got to that conclusion the guy is just awkward

i’m assembling a team (when i get the game)