Listening to whorecore max volume elbow deep in jni/c++ plumbing goop we are so back

Applied cryptography hard pivot

way too early to be reading highly escaped bash crimes

I turned it off, would rather have the 8gb of space back on my phone

Apple Intelligence’s commitment to writing incomprehensible summaries is unparalleled

Writing rust for work now and wow the compiler is so good wow

Im actually in Lisbon rn tho

I loooove living in Switzerland yayy

The longer I live here the worse my english becomes, I'm getting legitimately confused between using 'for' or 'of' in this documentation I'm writing

In German the movie is called Kevin Alone at Home

Currently having Christmas Eve with my family, my husband, and a guy I was talking to on the apps 11 years ago at the same time as Dani. We never met irl until he moved to Switzerland a year ago and now he’s one of my closest friends. Small world lol

Turning this off didn’t even work

midwife? she sure is!

If a computer ever speaks to me it will be destroyed

Since some update whenever my watch detects I’m walking and prompts me to start a walking workout, I get an audio announcement over my headphones and I can’t turn it off. So so so annoying

well.

Did princess vitarah delete herself from the internet like Ayesha

Back at itttt

At work when I say lgtm I clearly mean Let’s go to Malaga

Had an intense bout of wanting to try medium format film again but I think I got over dropping stupid money on a camera

no painkillers for almost 24 hours I'm god's strongest warrior

anyways I'm on medical leave until december because they pulled that plate out of my leg and I'm bored enough already to check this site again

so are people actually using this now

🥩

Whoa are people actually posting here

"Your presubmit request affects 110200 targets, which exceeds the maximum [40000]" oh ok I thought google's computer was big...

Jennifer Lawrence what do you mean gif @ pytype check failures

Does…kotlin just return whatever the last line of a function is..?

A size large shirt in Switzerland is either so tight I can barely pull it over my shoulders or it’s a tent and there’s no in between

(Me trying to address your concerns) Please pay me $126 million

3-4 days of partying/staying up till 3 in the past week caught up with me and I feel like shit

I really need to go to Madeira

I wish I could be muscular without having a fat head

How long before the Alps will desoggify given 4 days of constant rain

Naively reimplemented something in c++ from python and…device execution is 40% faster yolo

Help I'm the DMA guy now

vacation over 😪 and zurich is fucking hot all week cool

Hello where is my tax return it’s been weeks :c

I’m in love with every Italian Swiss boy

None of my twunks are available to go hiking tomorrow..

First 90kg bench since I broke my leg feels good

Still don’t understand how people are so hot here…

Logging on

Love playing tensorflow golf with my teammates (coming up with extremely fucked one-liners that surprisingly work)

I’ve had deja vu by Olivia rodrigo on repeat for like 10 hours

Fml

while working on the on-device code today I saw an optimization to skip some computation if the results would not be used. I then wrote a test that should fail as a side effect of doing unused computation, but it wasn't failing...

I've managed to not upgrade my laptop for almost 3 years do you know how unusual that is for me