HoodieSticks
@hoodiesticks.bsky.social
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If you can tell me a deez nuts joke I haven't heard before, you've got my follow
If you read this text first, congratulations on being normal!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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If you read this text first, you've spent too much time online. Maybe touch some grass.
about 2 months ago
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I always thought it was kinda unsatisfying that Dorothy's companions lacked a brain (a body part), a heart (a body part), and courage (an abstract concept). Balls. The lion lacked balls. Because he's a cat who was neutered. Gdi
4 months ago
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Apparently there's a dangerous new trend where teens will reject the weakness of their flesh and embrace the certainty of steel. Parents, beware.
4 months ago
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Saw someone set their pronouns to "his majesty", and ... it works?!? I didn't realize until now that "his majesty" is actually a pronoun. Not only that, but it works as both a subject and an object. You only need the one pronoun. Efficient.
5 months ago
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Politics aside, HHS has a weird name. "Department of Health" is fine, but "Human Services"? That just sounds creepy. It sounds like a cover for some crazy mad scientist's unethical experiments. "Nothing suspicious here, just performing some 'Human Services' on this patient" Nah bro, RUN
6 months ago
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Can you really call it a DnD session if you don't get distracted halfway through talking about Ahab x Whale enemies-to-lovers fanfic?
6 months ago
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Hands down the funniest thing about Blue Prince is that people can play it for hundreds of hours and not realize what the title means, but the second they watch a YouTuber/streamer say the name out loud they *immediately* get it
7 months ago
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Dog people: "Cats are assholes (derogatory)" Cat people: "Cats are assholes (affectionate)"
8 months ago
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"Her face was inscrutable" yeah, maybe to you. I can scrute it no problem.
8 months ago
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Man don't you just love paying the bank a monthly subscription to your own freaking money
10 months ago
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One cool thing you realize when watching streamers play Balatro is that nobody understands logarithmic scales.
10 months ago
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I joined this site not really knowing what kind of content would be on it. Turns out the main type of content in my feed is stream announcements for livestreams I've already missed.
11 months ago
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Dear Bluesky, Please stop showing me my own posts/replies in my "Following" feed. It may shock you to hear this, but I've actually already seen them.
11 months ago
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Google: *uses some of the most advanced data tracking techniques ever developed to record data about every single aspect of my online life so they can deliver precision-targeted ads to me* Also Google: "lol u can afford a pickup truck, right?"
12 months ago
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Can someone explain to me why every time I drop my phone (android), it opens the camera app while falling? What is my phone trying to tell me???
about 1 year ago
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My sister: "Bet you can't name the seven dwarves" Me without missing a beat: "Doc, Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezy, Breezy, Beautiful, Covergirl"
about 1 year ago
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Years of playing Operation as a kid have all led up to this very moment... *delicately extracts the bagel from the toaster with surgical precision*
about 1 year ago
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I miss Reddit's reply structure already. I keep trying to collapse reply threads only to be disappointed that that isn't a thing here.
about 1 year ago
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The follower count is basically the only thing I'm using to figure out if an account is real, so I'm putting a lot of trust in the mob mentality. Y'all better not let me down.
about 1 year ago
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So what exactly do people post about on the Twitter-like sites? I'm new to screaming into the void, I don't know how it works.
about 1 year ago
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