Youth Pastors this sunday: "This week, you probably heard about the CEO whose extramarital affair was exposed after being caught on the kiss-cam. But can you think of anyone else who was betrayed by a kiss? Open up your bibles with me to...."

The Word of The Lord.

It used to be that when I found out someone was a Christian, I assumed the best about them. Now when I hear someone is a Christian, red flags go up and all I think of is MAGA. I hate it.

Evangelicals on Sunday: "Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world. Red, yellow, black, white, they are precious in his sight." Evangelicals during the week: Cheering on the mass deportation and ripping apart of immigrant families.

Fam, we're over halfway to our goal of $10k! I am beyond grateful and humbled by how far we've come. We've been browsing Facebook Marketplace, Craigslist, and some local dealers for vehicles within our price range that would fit our family's needs. (1/2)

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I've never found an intermittent setting for my windshield wipers that's been truly satisfying.

Elephant calves are the second largest babies in existence, right behind straight, white, cis men who think they're being oppressed.

"In Scripture, and in life, the road to deliverance nearly always takes a detour. Rarely do the people of God reach any kind of promised land without a journey or two through the wilderness." --Rachel Held Evans, "Inspired: Slaying Giants, Walking on Water, and Loving the Bible Again"

Conservatives on charity & philanthropy: "Amen! Yes! 👏👏👏" Conservatives on dismantling the systems that make charity & philanthropy even necessary: "NO THATS MARXIST!"

Why is it "maybe your kid gets only 2 dolls instead of 30" and not "maybe this billionaire owns only 2 homes instead of 30?"

It's sad to think that some Christians will come across the life-giving therapeutic ideas of self-care and self-love and think "ABSOLUTELY NOT, BECAUSE BIBLE."

Once you understand most Evangelicals were taught that Catholics aren't true Christians, their indifference over Trump's mockery of the Papacy isn't surprising at all.

White MAGA Republican Jesus needs to be crucified and never resurrected.

It will never not shock me to see the same church people and youth leaders who instilled in me the values I hold dear today now call those same values "weak," "woke," and "marxist."

Want to encourage people to have babies? Maybe start with: -universal healthcare, -paid parental leave, -affordable housing & childcare, -livable wages, -free meals at school. -gun reform so kids are safe at school.

Gabriel: Lord, America is cracking down on anti-Christian bias. God: oh good; so they are making sure everyone is caring for the poor, the sick, and the foreigner? Gabriel: No, not like that... God:

I would love to win this giveaway of one of @maklelan.bsky.social's books! I don't have the extra money right now to order myself a copy but would still really love to read it.

‘Lord, when did we ever see you in prison and not help you?’ he will answer, ‘I tell you the truth, when you refused to help the least of these my brothers and sisters, you were refusing to help me.' (Matt 25:44-45)

There's no plausible deniability anymore; we live in a fascist, authoritarian state. Tr*mp is openly flouting a supreme court order to bring back an innocent man they mistakenly deported and is also floating the idea of deporting U.S. citizens. If you — (1/2)

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This past week, my therapist said my issues with self-worth and shame are likely due to childhood trauma so...yeah. I've been thinking about that a lot ever since.

Evangelicals "THE BIBLE IS CLEAR!" Actual Bible scholars: "This Hebrew word can mean like 10 different things in English."

"Christian Nationalism is just a derogatory term used by progressives to denigrate any Christians who vote their principles!" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

As a Christian, my faith is rooted in Jesus Christ, not the Bible. I can't believe this is controversial for some people.

I work for the Dept of Veterans Affairs, and I absolutely love my job. Being able to give back by taking care of my fellow veterans is incredibly rewarding. My coworkers are literally like family to me. I hate so much that this regime doesn't support us and is trying to disrupt everything.

My favorite of the beatitudes is "Blessed are the wealthy, for they have clearly worked harder than everyone else."

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If your God would supernaturally intervene to save Trump, but not the innocent children of, say, Uvalde or Sandy Hook, I want nothing to do with that God.

I saw a post a while ago, which basically said that even though Eeyore is always gloomy & depressed, his friends always include him in their adventures. They never demand he change or pretend to be happy; they love him as he is. I love this, & i think about it every time I watch Pooh with my kids.

My favorite story of Jesus is when he tells his hungry followers they need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and not rely on handouts.

Jesus: "For the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve and to give his life a ransom for many." Christian Nationalists: "Christianity must be privileged and exalted above all other beliefs systems!"

"For I was a stranger, and you — called me dehumanizing names and deported me to a detention facility."

Im a 'love thy neighbor' kind of Christian, not a 'deport thy neighbor' kind.

Yes, I unapologetically tell my boys that Trump is a wicked and evil man who hurts people, and I don't feel the slightest shame in doing so. When they are old men looking back and reading about these dark times, I hope they remember we didn't give in; that we stood firm against hate.

Someone I know once said Dave Ramsey doesn't help poor people escape poverty, he helps those who are already financially stable manage their money better, and that's the truest thing I've heard in a while.

Pastor: re-posts Trump spreading lies, dehumanizing immigrants, and slashing programs to help the poor. Audience: 🦗 🦗 🦗 🦗 🦗 Pastor: shares a post that has the word "damn" Audience: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Still thinking about that time about a month ago when a family member said I'm not qualified to bring up concerns about John MacArthur because I promote sin.

My favorite story of Jesus is when he tells his disciples they will be known for having the right theology.

If you're more offended by a preacher using profanity than you are about millions of Christians supporting a wicked, immoral despot for president, you have profoundly misunderstood Jesus.

When Christian apologists encourage you to ask questions, it's not cuz they want U to have an open mind and own your faith. They want U to ask questions cuz they think they have all the answers. But if U don't like their answers, then suddenly you're "backsliding" or being rebellious.

While Trump cuts & defunds programs that millions of Americans need to live, he turns the White House lawn into a Tesla dealership to stand in solidarity with his billionaire b̶o̶s̶s̶ buddy. Amazingly, people still think these men are on their side and fighting for them. #delusional

If you send your kids off to war, you'd better be prepared to take care of them when their service is up. I don't know how VA secretary Collins can claim they're going to take better care of Veterans while getting rid of 83,000 VA employees.

It's okay to let experiences shape your theology. I became affirming in large part because I met LGBTQ+ Christians who had a strong and vibrant faith.

What are some Evangelical buzzwords and phrases that you can't stand? I'll start: - "The Bible is Clear..." - "Biblical worldview" - "Its not me you disagree with, it's God!"

Trump and his cronies lie through their teeth literally ALL the time. If you care about truth, you would not support this man. FaCts DoNt CaRe AbOuT YouR FeeLiNgS, right??

Evangelicals to queer people: "Its not that I don't love you, I just think you shouldn't be allowed to date, be intimate, or get married, I don't think you should be represented in books, TV shows or movies, and I don't think there should be queer-themed apparel or pride month."

Beware of any Christian movement that focuses almost exclusively on God's wrath and sovereignty while downplaying or even disparging God's love, mercy, compassion, and empathy.

Despite making up only about 58% of the general population, White people constituted approximately 86% to 90% of Fortune 500 company CEOs. Latino/Hispanic CEOs? ~3% Black CEOs? ~1% This is why we need DEI measures.