Stonemanwitch
@stonemanwitch.bsky.social
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Part man, part bear, part rock. Writer of spooky things. Maker of bad jokes. Movie buff.
Mom: āI always thought youād make a good pharmacist.ā Me: āI do love active ingredients and making impatient people irate.ā
about 3 hours ago
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According to KDP, someone has been reading Hollow Wraiths on Kindle all month which makes me so happy because no one reads it. Thank you, kind reader, for reading my silly ghost book.
about 5 hours ago
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Iāve seen 4:44 over eight times in the last 48 hours. If these angel goobers or whoeverās doing that could stop with the vague platitudes and help me with money, Iād appreciate it.
1 day ago
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Mom: [on her ipad] *gasp!* oh my god!!! š± Me: what? Mom: Kristy McNichol is 63!! Me: that *is* gasp worthy, yes.
2 days ago
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reposted by
Stonemanwitch
I know this gets old and I apologize, but Iām sharing this once again. Any help is appreciated especially as Iām disabled and Iām trying afford my medicine.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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I wish people believed that cruelty was enough for something to be bad.
2 days ago
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I wonder if my Revolutionary War soldier ancestors ever thought that one day their great grandson (my dad) would marry the great granddaughter (my mom) of Canadian loyalists? Thatās gotta at least annoy them a little bit.
4 days ago
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I know this gets old and I apologize, but Iām sharing this once again. Any help is appreciated especially as Iām disabled and Iām trying afford my medicine.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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The discourse around that gay hockey show has been incredible to witness. Gay men have been pointing out the homophobia in publishing, the romance genre, and āfandomā cultures for years and now itās been galvanized and laid out for all to see.
7 days ago
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My brain: āyou suck, everyone pities you. Nothing you ever do is right.ā Also my brain: āFiona Applebeeās, lol.ā
7 days ago
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āHereās why neurodivergent people are having trouble sleeping this week.ā Iām about to jump out a window. āNeurodivergentā is a political label for EVERY atypical cognitive condition. It is not a diagnosis nor is it a superpower that makes you more empathic, spiritual, or politically aware.
7 days ago
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No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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Smarties taste like Halloween. It doesnāt matter what time of year it is, when I eat them itās Halloween 1997 in my mouth.
9 days ago
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Thor being the god and protector of the common man always makes me emotional. That means heās the god of garbagemen, fry cooks, bus drivers, waitresses, construction workers, preschool teachers, the kid at the drive thru ā I am verklempt. š„¹
9 days ago
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Pandas no longer being endangered makes me happy.
10 days ago
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So stressed and overwhelmed. Momās sick again, canāt afford my other meds, no money for room rent, no supportive family, no matter what I do itās never enough. I just want to curl up and disappear.
10 days ago
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Mom: āwhen I was 12, my cousins came down from Canada and my aunt took us all to Indiana Beach and us kids got in trouble for putting the hotel room desk on the balcony.ā Me: ājust like a Canadian to cause a ruckus. Tsk tsk.ā
11 days ago
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Stonemanwitch
Sharing this again. Momās been sick and weāre still struggling. Trying our best to stay in the hotel until we can get things figured out. Any help is appreciated beyond words.
add a skeleton here at some point
17 days ago
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Spent the last of my cash on my heart meds. Mom is sick again. I feel so overwhelmed. Iām trying to remain positive but I want to hide in a hole somewhere.
11 days ago
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A lot of homophobia is rooted in the feeling some straight people have that they are owed compliance and accommodation from the sex they are attracted to. Itās a weird entitlement and sense of ownership.
13 days ago
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Sciatica pain, poor, homeless-ish, sad, and to add insult to injury, tummy hurt.
14 days ago
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Culturally and psychologically, I find it fascinating that whole political identities and villages can be borne from the internet alone. Terrifying, but fascinating.
14 days ago
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Aldiās chocolate is some of the best in the world. Two bucks a pound and made by obscure German brands that only exist in fairytales.
15 days ago
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I wanna be rich enough that I never have to worry about money again, can help out others when theyāre struggling, and can DoorDash Buffalo Wild Wings.
16 days ago
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One of my hotel neighbors is smoking skunkweed and itās smells godawful. Like wet dog ass. FDR was right to ban it.
17 days ago
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Sharing this again. Momās been sick and weāre still struggling. Trying our best to stay in the hotel until we can get things figured out. Any help is appreciated beyond words.
add a skeleton here at some point
17 days ago
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The only men who ever chat me up are Canadians. Why must they live so far away in a country whose taxes I canāt afford?
18 days ago
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reposted by
Stonemanwitch
I hate doing this online but Iām in a tough position. Me and my mother are both disabled and currently homeless, living out of a cheap hotel until we can get back on our feet. Staying here has eaten up all my savings. If youād like to help, my PayPal is @ josmeeks. Anything is appreciated.
5 months ago
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The unemployment people said they donāt know when or if Mom will get her unemployment again. I am going to become John Dillinger.
19 days ago
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Falling asleep watching Tubi is a dangerous game of roulette. You could wake up to a movie about talking puppies saving Christmas or to the horrid screams of I Spit On Your Grave 8: Genital Revenge.
21 days ago
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They put a pause on momās unemployment to re-review it just because. I am going to punch a wall.
21 days ago
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Iām really into the Gauls right now.
21 days ago
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The response to Will coming out in Stranger Things is so revealing. Everybody wants to masturbate to the sexy hockey boyfriends show and talk like a Black drag queen from 1994, but Gods forbid you show an actual gay experience thatās not about indulging non-gays.
22 days ago
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You are allowed to be an English speaker with an accent. Whether youāre a native speaker or not. Youāre allowed to have a dialect and colloquialisms. Youāre allowed to struggle with pronunciation and syntax. English is an incredibly dynamic language and was built to handle these things.
22 days ago
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Had a dream I DoorDashed McDonaldās breakfast and got mad when I woke up and it wasnāt here.
24 days ago
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Iām so afraid of asking for help. Iām afraid Iāll ask too much from people and itāll push them away.
24 days ago
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Mom is gonna apply to drive the bus for the special needs children in our school district. Sheād be so good at that, plus itād be almost double her old pay. A specialist would be riding with to tend to the kids. Everybody wish real hard so she gets it.
24 days ago
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I hate struggling like this. I hate asking for help all the time. I feel like Iām taking too much from people. Itās gone on too long. I feel stuck no matter what I do.
24 days ago
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I really miss how glamorous the early 90s seemed to me as a kid. It made being an adult look fun. Now everyone around my age in their 30s and 40s wants to stay 17 forever.
27 days ago
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Do people not know that āneurodivergentā isnāt a diagnosis nor a synonym for autism spectrum disorder? Itās a socio-political umbrella term for literal every type of atypical brain and cognitive function; from disabilities and disorders, to literally anything else.
27 days ago
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Whoever has my poppet, if you could please pass it through some wormwood or clove smoke a few dozen times? Iām tired of dealing with the same abusive assholes over and over again.
27 days ago
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Me in the Criterion closet: āwow, okay. So this is Leprechaun 4: In Space. Warwick Davis gives such a great performance when he gets laser blasted and grows giant.ā
28 days ago
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Guy online was showing off his āgay room.ā Just walls of gay art, ToF, retro movie stars, vintage Colt posters, musicians. Gods, I want that, too.
29 days ago
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Growing up on a steady diet of 90s action movies, Full Moon Features, and b grade erotic thrillers I was too young to see is why my brain is the way it is.
30 days ago
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The 1986 TV version of Babes in Toyland is one of my favorite Christmas movies simply because itās feverishly chaotic. Itās got Drew Barrymore, Keanu, a plot about child brides, a song about Cincinnati, and all on a thirty dollar budget in a backlot somewhere in Burbank.
about 1 month ago
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I was given a box of instant pistachio pudding. Itās very pretty but it tastes the way someoneās grandmaās pantry smells.
about 1 month ago
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Youāre telling me a minority demographic of men, marginalized in every culture thatās ever existed, whoāve had every aspect of their personality and sexuality weaponized against them since childhood, would be precious about their representation? You donāt say.
about 1 month ago
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I had a dream I started a Pagan monastery in my childhood backyard dedicated to Cernunnos but I couldnāt decide what color robes to wear. There were four classes of priesthood assigned to the elements and we had lots of stray cats. The news did a story on us.
about 1 month ago
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Sharing this once more. I know itās Christmas and I know most people are struggling. Iām trying to keep mom and I afloat as long as I can.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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š¶it's been a long December and there's reason to believe, Maybe this year will be better than the lastš¶
about 1 month ago
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