No kings except the King of Town.

CAW: it's like Saw, but the "villain" is just a murder of crows stealing shiny things.

Six or more words? Cursive - Excerpts From Various Notes Strewn Around the Bedroom of April Connolly, Feb. 24, 1997

If we were living in a simulation someone would have figured out an item dupe glitch by now.

Cat.

Wooder ice

Gorgeous day for the Royal Enfield One Ride!

Cat.

Got a little treat in my roll of quarters.

Yeah, here you go, Google. GIGO.

Installed new shift boot for console deleted NA Miata. Time to see if the new boot, which is 1.8" longer than the original, stays under the carpet while I row through the gears.

Post your dream ride

Cat.

On the 27th of July... ...1882 Sir Geoffrey de Havilland was born (Founder) ...1917 John Cunningham was born (Chief Test Pilot) ...1949 Comet's first prototype flew (G-5-1) ...1950 Comet's second prototype flew (G-5-2) What a day in aviation history. All linked together indeed.

I haven't had a full riding season since I got her in 2017, but every year she runs better. Adjusted the electronic ignition, did an oil change, new plug, and a leaner main, and she hit 90 Royal Enfield mph effortlessly (dunno what that is in real mph.) Hot AF today. I feel like a hot pocket.

Cat.

Here's to one week down at the new gig. Bottoms up, y'all.

Cat.

Adjusted valves, adjusted timing, re-jetted carb, and she's running better than she has in years. Rocker oil feed line broke. (Was only cracked when I caught it, so the top end was still getting oil, but so was the frame, my pants, etc.) Pushed the bike for an hour to my garage. Safe and sound!

Wooder ice (and hot motorcycle shit)

Got a new helmet. Fritz got a new toy. The helmet was in a bag in a backpack in a box, like a weird children's song. I don't know if that's normal. I haven't bought a new helmet in awhile.

Holy shit I just remembered there was an X-Files collectable card game in the '90s. Highlander, too. The early CCG boom was a magical time. A cambrian explosion of nerdiness.

Tired: ska covers. Wired: shoegaze covers.

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Oh goddamn, my kingdom for whiskey tonight.

She started on the second kick. Not bad for a 22 year old bike made with 70 year old technology.

Not only did I put the top down in the Miata today, but it's motorcycle season.

IT'S TIME!

I did the plugs in the Volvo, and I should NOT have waited this long. Two were seized, three were finger tight, there was either rust or oil on their threads, and each were so, so worn. I am disappointed in myself. Made it up to the Swedish sedan with a fresh carwash, though, on top of new plugs.

If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.

Oops, i did it again, I drank too much caffeine really late in the day and now it's almost 4am and I am WIDE awake.

If you see this, post something orange. Cat.

Six years today I got this little dingbat.

My ability to consistently cook the wrong amount of pasta is something to be celebrated, not shunned. I am an artist, not a monster.

I should be looking for a job. Instead, I spent the last four hours researching astronomy. I do not need to know what a Wolf-Rayet star is. The Hayashi limit will never be relevant to me. I review real estate appraisals for crying out loud. WHY AM I LIKE THIS. I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW.

Y'all, have some pie. You earned it.

Happy anniversary, Skyrim, can't wait to see what you get re-released on next.

Good morning from sunny Innsmouth...

Reckon it was about time to take my last ride of the season. I hope 2025 is a better year, for riding, and everything else.

It was a good day for a car wash. We don't have many of these left.

Never thought an NA Miata would pull a compliment as hard as "nice car, baby, I fuck with that shit!" but here we are.

He hates cars as much as I love them. Poor guy has a vet appointment today. Nothing major, just a routine checkup.

Wooder ice.

Some of the local Royal Enfield boys and I rode down to Northfield for some sandwiches on some backroads. Small Town America certainly isn't lacking for charm.

Minnesota requires front license plates, so I guess I'll play along... Installed this today, bled the rear brake on the Continental GT, and I'm not done yet! Gotta love a good night's sleep.