Guess... if you dontate millions, you get laws enacted to make you millions more. Yay, democracy? youtube.com/shorts/C8TDL...

We might see the Epstein client list once DOJ has dotted all the I’s and crossed out all the T’s.

Pew 🔫 @ PEW 😂😈

I dont know how K. Reeves does it. I often feel like I want to tell all of humanity where to shove it.

If honest Abe is any indication, the USA president never lies. 2016: Hold my beer. 2024: I got you, bro.

Americans today: 🫡🇺🇸 =✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼 💪🏿💪🏾💪🏽💪🏼 🗣🙅‍♀️🍊🌮👨‍👦🎪 🕛🕞🕡🕗🕙 ⏲️🔊 (*poke*) 🏛 --- 👀 🧑‍🦯 👨‍🎤 "Congress! Do something!" #Not-a-Joke

Deep fakes won't save you, Taco! 🫴 This video is worth a thousand words 👈 (🤌at 🇺🇸congress)

I hate how a rando-person, feeling particularly evangelical one day, will walk up to a complete stranger (the type of person that might have got'n a lot of hate from their religion), and be like: "Hi. ☺️ Do you like Jesus? You look like you need prayer. Can I pray for you?" Da'fuk?!?! #Not-a-Joke

Tesla: At least I try to avoid crashes. Apple: Funny, I heard your cars are better at parking in flames than garages. 😏 Trump: Aren't they just the best? The bestest of the best companies, ever. 🤌 #Joke

Trump: I love that Elon calls his kid X Æ A-12. Makes a great password for that one island...😬 ahem; that I have nothing to do with. #Joke

Trump: I built a wall. Elon: And I built a tunnel. 👨‍❤️‍👨 Together: Between us, we've created an overpriced parking garage! 🎉 #joke

And that folks is what we call gold! 🎶 "Just swingin' thru the pain" 🎶 Oh, this 🪅 Big Beautiful Piñata 🪅 🏌‍♀️ It gives the best treats. 🦹‍♀️Chef's kiss 🤌

Trump: Elon’s got Neuralink! He wants to put chips in your head! Whereas, I’ve got MAGA hats for sale! 💲💲💲 (same effect, no surgery 😏) #joke

Random trolly ride in the Ole USA: 🥸Random Karen: 🗣 "Look out. It's ICE!" (😈 while looking at me) 😷Me: 💭 *Look out. Those AI glasses are sending your data to god knows where.* Also me: 💭 *So 🤢 of this 💩*

Why do guys gotta be so dark? Why can't they be more pink?

The world*

🌎: You're free to go to work. Unless you look like a '________' person. Then, we'd like you to step this way.

I never tried investing before. Though, after learning how much the DOJ paid these guys (thanks OBBB 😒), I had to jump on this bandwagon. 😮‍💨 I hate how profitable weapons are. Thus, I hate this about myself. But, it's an experiment worth doing. And sharing.

I hear there's a lot of skeletons in Congress 😉

She gets it. 😏

Trump: I said RUBBER bullets!

San Diego Police (after receiving $20M budget increase):

For some reason, every NeuroLink received the same message simultaneously:

Thanks, DOJ. I feel so much safer now. (Didn't need healthcare anyways)

Me: I think he's coming. 2022: You mean, they want more?

Deep fakes can't save you. youtube.com/shorts/OpARr...

Right before they said they'd release the files: Oh Shit! We're all in these lists.

Trump, dreaming of Elon:

🎼 Grandma just ran over like a reindeer🦌🎵 🎶 Goin to the White House #Epstein eve💃

Ignorance sure was bliss.

All I know is whichever path avoids the reich is probably safer.

Do you see what you did, Don?!? USA = Taco Hell

Oh.My.Taxes!

Trump: Elon, you’ve changed. Elon: You’re just mad I switched from Truth Social to truth itself

💯 🏛••👀

No.Fukin.Way!🤯 🤬😾 🥴 🫩🇺🇸

Ugh.... 🤦 I'm bad at adulting. But! 🦹‍♀️ I'm good at causing trouble!

Trump: This is a hoax! Elon: So was your steak company. Didn’t stop people from getting burned. 🥩🔥

👨‍🎤👈 Verified 100% Real Not AI. Just Savage. 😎

Trump: I thought we buried that. Elon: Epstein too. But here we are.🪦

What a voice 🥰

👏 👏 Keep it up! 🪅 🏌‍♀️

pros: I’m well-informed cons: I’m well-informed

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

I never liked that 🪅 Big Ugly Piñata 🏌‍♀️ Hey 🌮! How's this for your due process?