As an anxious girlie, idk why tf I decided to chug 4 shots of espresso before work/game 2 🫣

Ofc we talked about the canes losing game 1 in therapy today; I had to process the ✨emotions✨

My Zoloft is working because my HR hasn’t gotten higher than 95 during this game so far 😅😂

It only took 10 fries to get this picture #letsgocanes

Happy hockey day to everyone that celebrates; jarv before game 5, my husband told me he refused to take it off all night and fell asleep with the t-shirt on 😂

no wonder Jarvis is pissed 😭

Jarvy is hoping for another Jarvy goal tonight

My confused patient thinks she’s at her daughter‘s beach house and honestly, love that for her

Jarvis is 100000% ready for me to go back to work tomorrow 😅

I know I’m a nurse but jeez I hate calling dr’s offices to make appointments 😅

its a beautiful day for Jarvis to scare a new neighbor with his loud and scary boof

Jarvy is unimpressed 😂 (he’s for sure cursing me in his mind)

Stanky scored a minute after I took this picture, now I have to apologize to Jarvis bc he has to keep wearing this sweater for every game

Let’s go canes!!!!!!! (Jarvy got a treato after this picture don’t you worry)

I’m going to go touch grass now because what the fuck was that last hour of a period 😭

THATS THE THIRD FUCKING 5-3?????

The audacity to chant ref you suck while the refs are ACTIVELY helping your team win

yeah no shit 😭

at this rate idk if I’m more pissed off at ottawa or Tripp defending their dirty play

NAH LET HIM HIT BRADY AND HIS BITCH ASS

Can the canes just refuse power plays cause this is embarrassing

Exhibit A of why I feel guilty leaving the house: I went upstairs without him to rotate the laundry and he thought I abandoned him

Sent a dog adoption application for a 6 month old boxer and managed to spell my last name wrong so that’s how my saturday is going 😂

Fuck Brady Tkachuk, dirty ugly ass motherfucker

Jarvy says “Go Canes!” (And probably, why did my dad marry this crazy lady)

What stage of dog parenthood is buying bathroom decor of your dog?

Stress eating an uncrustable rn

This game is past our bedtime

respectfully, Tripp stop talking

Staal shoulda punched him harder

he looks so excited for canes hockey

anticipatory grief is fun because Jarvis was acting weird and I immediately started sobbing in front of my husbands friends (he’s okay, just has a sore knee we’re treating with gabapentin)

When you buy a house, your dog tries to die three times on you, and you’re recovering from surgery in a span of 6 weeks, I’d say this is accurate

Y’all shoulda seen the other guy (I’m fine, I had a cyst near my eye that was causing a lot of anxiety and today they were able to remove it 🫶🏽)

Jarvis is going to stay at his cousin’s house this weekend because I have an eye procedure and I’ve cried 10 times about having to drop him off tonight… anyways he’s still judging me and asking where tf his snackies are

He’s not really impressed with the temperature being in the 40s this morning (much less impressed with me making him go potty in it)

I sent this picture of Jarvis to my mom this morning without realizing what the captions were in the background 🤦🏽‍♀️

Judgmental jarv is back in business

Practically being on a first name basis with the emergency vet hospital is not how I pictured my 2026 to be

Ever since we got back from the vet last Friday, Jarvis has *refused* to listen to our recall; he’s now been in air jail twice bc he wants to meet our neighbors so badly ☠️

Jarvis is staying with the vet tonight after a rough day. We are absolutely heartbroken

had to leave work early and go to the emergency vet last night because he had a syncopal episode 💔 he’s home and okay but my heart is absolutely wrecked

Jarvis decided to slip down the stairs this morning and I’ve felt like my nervous system has refused to leave fight or flight since then 😭 (he’s fine, he’s just a doofus)

My dad’s aunt gave me this as a toddler and you know they’re old because they were wrapped in old school Walmart bags 😅😂

My parents have been so helpful during our move and setting up our new home but I am constantly reminded why I’m now in therapy and diagnosed with anxiety lmfao

Accidentally brought home my work phone and hear a voice saying “battery is low” and I about had a heart attack 🥲 can’t wait to discuss with my therapist

stuck on the couch until further notice

We don’t have blinds yet at our place house so I’m pretty sure my neighbors could all see me yelling at the tv while watching Bridgerton

ew

ok now to rewatch Alysa Liu‘s Olympic gold performance again for the millionth time