Paper charting is so shitty 😭🥲

I should be asleep but my best friend just scored us second row seats for Ed Sheeran SoOoO

I asked my dad about travel insurance and his ADHD got to him

woke up to this one sitting on me

I honestly feel like I wasted 20+ years cheering on this team.

once again successfully tricked him into taking his flea meds

As disrespectfully as possible, if the canes sign Carter Hart, that’s the last time I will ever attend a game or support the organization.

Got a free nespresso machine and frother from my sister in law, best day ever

Last year I watched Harry Potter for the first time (lol) and this year, my husband owns the books so I started reading them… I’m half way through the order of the phoenix but how did yall read this as kids because my attention span could never (it’s taken me 9 months to get this far btw)

had a patient tell me she had a pet squirrel last night and I had to pretend I wasn’t deathly traumatized by them jumping out of nowhere in college trash cans ☠️

Got to see my baby boy at work 🥰

my husband brought me dinner after I forgot it at home and it actually blows my mind that a chick on TikTok asked her husband to bring her lunch and he gave her a bag of dog food… and thought it was funny ☠️

I was unprepared for how excited I would be to upgrade my Costco membership so I could get in at 9 instead of 10 am…

Go panthers! Wooooooooo

I tried watching lord of the rings for the first time with my husband and I full on cried because gollum scared me… #truestory

may or may not have accidentally taken an entire unisom (I usually only take 1/4)… anyways goodnight

Woke up to Jarvis having projectile vomited all over our apartment while we were asleep 🫶🏽 happy Tuesday!

Had a rough week at work and my husband surprised me with flowers when I walked in this morning… and naturally I walked right past it because I was more focused on Jarvis running around 😅

My parents leave for Denmark tonight and their flight out of RDU leaves at 8:30… they were already in Raleigh by 2🤣

shout out to me: I went over budget on tickets and even almost forgot to buy someone’s ticket for opening night 🫣

I love when I tell my mom why I’m anxious and her response is “don’t worry about it!”… why yes, why haven’t I thought about that 🥲

My parents are going on their first international trip without me (🥲) and you’d think I was going with them with the amount of texts and emails my dad has sent me

I made him his own egg this morning and he’s still grumpy my husband and I didn’t share our breakfast with him

welp. Covid+ as of 30 minutes ago 🫠 (But also crazy I had to wait for a positive to not go to work bc I had a known exposure and work in healthcare?!)

My husband tested positive for Covid and poor Jarvis doesn’t understand why his best buddy can’t play right now 😩💔

This is his “biiiitch give me my joint supplements now!” face

The day I learn how to not cry when I’m mad is the day it’s over for everyone 😭 (I literally just cried at alpaca venting about a fake ass bitch)

I googled best breakfast burrito near me and google had the audacity to suggest chipotle 😩😩😩

Cried to my husband because I regretted picking up at work (typical), got the call that I didn’t have to come in (yay!) and promptly cried to my husband out of sheer relief… anyways, I really married a saint of a man

Jarvis feels Bonita

His face when he sees me grab my stuff for work 😩😭😢

Jarvis got a clean bill of health so obviously that meant getting him some chicken tendies from Zaxby’s and rotting on the couch time 🤍🫶🏽

Had the cutest co-pilot take me to work tonight 🤍

Send positive thoughts to this little doofus, he has a (known) heart murmur but he’s going to the vet on Saturday after developing a cough for a few days (it’s gone now but he has a hypochondriac as a mother and we wanted to make sure he was okay)🤍

My dog keeps coughing because he got a strand of hair stuck in his throat and ugh why is my son the most dramatic boy 😩 I’d love to go one month without possibly crying at the vets office

I get approached by men more now with my wedding ring than I ever did while single AND I HATE IT

My husband is out of town this weekend for a warhammer tournament and I think Jarvis is sick and tired of being stuck with his spare human (me)

My parents are going Denmark and Sweden next month (without me) but on FT, my dad is telling me all about how ChatGPT is teaching him new Danish phrases 🤣

I have to leave my dog to go to work and his sad puppy dog eyes are gonna be the death of me 😩

One of my friends is dating a guy who clearly doesn’t like our friend group and oooooof🙃

ngl, as soon as I heard that Roy Cooper was planning on running for the NC senate seat, I texted my husband asking if we could get a dog named after him if he won

$237 later and the vet said he was running and playing like it was nothing ☠️

Had to take Jarvis to the vet because he’s was yelping and not his usual self and then he had the audacity to RUN in the parking lot when we got to the vet’s office 😭

I miss my baby boy but he’s having the best time with his cousin 🥲

lmfaooooooo last year my birthday trip was cancelled after diverting BACK to RDU and this year my trip was cancelled because the flight crew timed out. Moral of the story: Stefanie shouldn’t fly in the summer

We’re going to Boston tonight for my birthday weekend and I’ve already cried twice about leaving Jarvis today 🥲

My husband and best friends organized a surprise birthday dinner for me tonight… my heart and belly are full

Once again spending all my money on flowers

texted my mom that I almost ran over a squirrel on my way to work (because I was close to crying) and she sent me this ☠️

I think he hates me for this but this is the best $25 I’ve ever spent