Dear CNN: Fuck right off into the sun. If you haven't figured this out by now, you're imbeciles. And playing the "just asking questions" Fox-style card is not only a disservice to democracy, it's borderline traitorous. You've enabled and supported fascism for more than a decade. STOP NOW.

First of all, I'd take "Joe Biden Having A Stroke" over the malignant rapist currently defiling the White House, any day. Second, fuck CNN for their continued selective reporting. It wouldn't be Wednesday without their regular "Sleepy Joe Bad" propoganda.

Hey MAGAts, how much corruption is too much for you? Or is there even such a thing as "too much corruption" for you chucklefucks?

How far journalism has fallen. CNN's main headline is "trump says US could be done with Iran war within 2 to 3 weeks". That's not reporting. It's just lazy. Hey @cnn.com: "If someone says it’s raining, it’s not your job to quote them. It’s your job to look out the window and find out if it's true.”

Subtle sign number 4,561 that your boss (who lives in another time zone) might be an asshole: cancelling a 7am meeting at 6:54am.

Fascist feds are continuing their shooting spree, this time in Portland. Fuck Trump and all his gullible, trigger-happy gestapo goons. And impeach that evil bitch Noem.

Dear Democrat politicians - STOP THE FUCKING GESTAPO. Earn your pay. Do your job. Stop the murders. RESIST FASCISM.

Wonder how long it'll take the orange idiot to make January 6 into a federal holiday.

It's official. The U.S. is now The Bad Guy.

Traitor Tot won his appeal, so now we get soldiers on the streets of Portland. Fuck this dystopian nightmare regime.

I would say the country is slightly better off after Chuck got his neck ventilated, but sadly other reichwing putzbuckets have stepped up to fill the hatred gap. So we remain at douchebaggery equilibrium.

So, tell me that fairy tale about consumers not having to pay tariffs, again?

Well, this country sure took another big step into fascism today. This is for all the "butter emails!" and "I don't like her laugh" dolts out there: hope you choke on your enforced patriotism, you gullible fucking brain donors.

Any week with both K-2SO and Murderbot in it is by definition a good week.

86 47. And by that I OBVIOUSLY mean chuck the chucklefuck out of the White House.

You idiot journalists are focusing on a new book about Biden's mental state. HEY ASSHOLES, news flash: Biden isn't relevant anymore. How about you put the same scrutiny on the CURRENT DERANGED MORON in the White House? 46 was never a clear and present danger; 47 IS.

"But then why is the birdfeeder perfectly shaped to hold a handsome chonky squirrel such as myself? Checkmate, hooman."

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I frequently wonder what history will say about the trump regime and its enablers. While there will always be pathetic, broken, evil humans like trump, I wonder if our descendants will be able to understand how millions of gullible, racist self-centered Americans bought so far into the trump grift.

Snatch and grab off the streets and dumped in El Salvador gulags. Erasing history except for white males. Dismantling a functional government. Kneecapping all social safety nets. Torching global stock markets. So, when exactly will we be GREAT again, huh, King Fuckface?

So lemme get this straight... My 401(k) is tanking AND I get the privilege of paying more for everything due to fever dream spawned punitive tariffs. Who could've possibly predicted this level of evil incompetence? Oh, right... Everybody with more than two brain cells. So everyone but MAGAts.

Republicans want to eliminate the Department of Education. They don't know much, but they do know an uninformed electorate is more likely to vote conservative... so they want to make everyone else as stupid as they are.

Schumer obviously doesn't understand the assignment. AOC does. We're in full-on fascist territory now, and need a resistance willing to play Rollerball and not checkers.

Electing those who hold government in contempt will create a government hostile to those governed. I seriously don't understand how even the reichwing droolers can't understand this.

So these are the yobbos who want to yank the FAA's $2B Verizon contract and give it to Starlink. Sure, there's absolutely nothing that could go wrong there...

So, at what point will the magat meatheads who voted in a Russian asset need to learn to speak Russian? It'll be hilarious watching reichwing droolers try to justify their Slavic masters in an "America First" context.

Stupid little MAGAts in their stupid little echo chambers. No wonder there's no communication between normal people and MAGAts... they've walled off their subreddits, their Parler, their "Truth" social, so only True Conservatives™ (wtf that means) can interact. Cowards.

My previous retirement plan was to die in the water wars, but I don't think we'll make it that far. So now it's either starve in the re-education camps in central America, or get shot by fascists during the Medicaid/Social Security uprisings.

For some reason, I received a Republican survey in the mail. Despite the fascist slant and factually incorrect questions, I intended to answer to skew their results... but saw the envelope needed postage. Cheap fuckers. No, I will not be paying postage just to tell them they're evil douchenozzles.

Russia won. America lost. And all it took was Putin buying a fascist rapist traitor with dementia, and conning millions of credulous, gullible morons into electing him. The world will suffer, and the USA is worse than a joke. I repeat: fuck this shithole country.

Today I waged my own little act of rebellion against fascism. February's book list is comprised of the works of Octavia Butler, MK Jemisin, and Mary Robinette Kowal. Eat THAT, racists and misogynists.

The finger-pointing among Democrats losing in 2024 is utterly misdirected. Kamala didn't lose because of something she did or didn't do; she lost because the only real error on the Dems' part was underestimating the racism, sexism, and willful ignorance of half the country.

Saw a recent poll that 51% of Americans are fine with Mad King Fuckface's rape and pillage of democracy. The cruelty is unbelievable; they're fine with kids dying of AIDS and malaria, and a fascist South African oligarch getting access to everyone's financial information. Unbelievable.

Watching "Casablanca" sure hits differently these days. The only real difference? Our fascists are home-grown.

We're witnessing nothing short of a fascist coup in the United States. Nobody is stepping up to stop the rapacious disassembly of American government by unelected foreign-born broligarchs.

Mandarin øl. The Danes rock.

CNN's gone full paywall. Now that Acosta's out, time to flush that sprinting-to-the-fascist-side "news" outlet and go full NPR. What other good, reputable news sources do people recommend?

Maybe listening to 80s hits will take my mind off the current American coup. Bonnie Tyler, make it all go away. Erase this nightmare, Prince. Help the world make sense again, Styx.

What's worse than lying, grifting, sexist racists taking over your government? INCOMPETENT lying, grifting, sexist racists taking over your government.

The dementia-patient-in-chief has thrown more poo this week than a troupe of incontinent monkeys. And the press just goes on sanewashing his literal insanity.

The world (especially in the US) may be an utter shitshow at the moment, but at least a little dog can curl up around his favorite Stranger Things toy and have a good snooze.

I never tire of watching my 3D printer via webcam as it slides back and forth, building up a thing from no thing. I live in the future. I especially love the Giger-esque vibes from the organic supports. Can't wait to snap those things off a shiny new print. Eagle transport FTW.

Word du jour: Broligarchy. First heard from Wil Wheaton, it seems to be a new phrase, used in The Atlantic last August to describe everyone's least favorite Nazi-saluting ketamine-using asshole, among others.

My sole reason for posting on this social medium is to scream into the void. Just so happens a few people might accidentally hear me. Feel free to stand next to me and yell obscenities too. Unless you're a Tangerine Palpatine supporter, then I'll gladly shove you into the aether.

And so the shitshow begins. What a sick fucking joke this country insists on playing.

Cancelled all my Meta accounts today.

Bluesky has a lot of positive posts about the anti-trump protests in DC this weekend, but CNN's slant to the right is accelerating. Their only headline about the event is "protester angry more didn't show up to rally". The fourth estate has entirely failed democracy.

CNN's live feed of Starship 6 taking off included a view of King Fuckface in his stupid red hat watching the launch. The spacecraft was later deemed lost. I'm usually enthusiastic about space exploration, but I'm more excited about seeing Muskrat fuck up. More Leon fuckups to come, without a doubt.