The Jacobs favourite pastime. Drinking, farting and belching in the buff! 😂 Video: @custompetsongs.bsky.social

Seems the Prof is out for #BurnsNight too. “Shortbread in your biscuit tin today?” asks Moley. 🥃🐀 @emergencyteds.bsky.social

Miranda "I told my daddy that I wanted a big dinosaur and he got me one!"

Dr Ted "I carried out some tests on Issy's cubs when they were unwell, and for the first time in my career, I have a case of heteropaternal superfecundation. This means that the cubs have different fathers, and it is very rare!"

Patsy "If you're wondering why you haven't seen Issy for ages, she's a bit self-conscious about her figure since giving birth".

Cilla "This is Issy's gorgeous little girl. Issy hasn't decided on a name yet, so we call her honey bun!"

Cilla "This is Issy's gorgeous little boy. Issy hasn't decided on a name yet, so we call him cutie pie!"

Patsy "You ready to see Issy's cubs. Cilla's gone to get them!"

Cilla "I've been to visit my parents today, and it's the first time this year I've worn my woolly coat".

Tommy "I only put my dressing gown down for one minute, and Anouska's only gone and put it in the washing machine!"

Cilla "We're going to wet the cubs heads again. *giggles*Issy wants to spend time with them before showing them to the furry community. They are very adorable but one little thing about them is that they have different colour fur!"

Cuthbert "We've got a good night of drinking ahead of us!" Tommy "I'll get in trouble with your mother!" Cuthbert "Tell her we were wetting the cubs heads!" Tommy "As long as she doesn't think they are mine!" *They chuckle*

Cilla "Issy and her cubs are coming home today!"

The Jacobs have landed!