fuck da haters

entering killing mode

They’re going to fucking kill everybody

You guys don’t know what kind of shit I’m talking about.

I’ve got a small dick and elastic ass

I deleted Twitter off my phone. But for how long. And at what price.

Kill it with fire, and furthermore, CancerAIDS.

Bluesky needs a drafts tab if it’s going to play with the big boys. I can’t be posting all my thoughts off the cuff. Some need to marinate.

Who are you to be telling White Baby what he can and can’t say?

dating is like marriage with training wheels #realadvice

Just got born to two minor Corsican nobles in 1769. Time to have an uneventful life.

It’s frankly chilling how effortlessly cool I am

just watched a pot till it boiled

I heart the haters

No babe your methodology is great I swear

I’m in the archives rifling about.

We need less class consciousness and more ass consciousness.

dick-a-lick-tical materialism

jezabels all up on my shit

Killing my enemies

A dingo call me maybed

About to go Heaven’s Gate on the Brunswick Coles

The hogs at the dmv really were on some other shit.

getting radiohead

Ughhh I need to scam someoneeeee god I need to con somebody pleaseeee

Do you guys remember Weird Bluesky? With dril.bsky.social and FredDelicious.bsky.social and weedhitler.bsky.social? Great times.

I’m here to help. Send me your credit card details.

It’s okay to do whatever you want all the time regardless of how it affects others

I think this song rocks https://open.spotify.com/track/10lT3pp9QERGOWiIzLx4We?si=742KJJKmTPiNmYKOM4Ohnw

Has anyone ever noticed that both British people and American people have distinct, and at times, comic, accents? Has anyone ever considered making a post about this?

I consider myself very egalitarian

I heart Babylon

Hey are you Roberto Bolaño? Cause I’ve heard unsubstantiated rumours that you’re a heroin addict

The only degrowth I’m interested in is de growth of my penis

Just got moulded by the darkness.

Listening to all the bullshit Bob Dylan albums

Let’s make Bluesky a better place to play. Take the #NoIronyPledge.

On Bluesky I’m going to be a more thoughtful and considerate type of social media user.

The Girl With RuneScape Physiognomy

My thing on bluesky is gonna be conning and scamming people.

First post on bluesky wow, a fresh start. It’s time to start over again, it’s time to start over again with all sins erased. A fresh beginning, a new start, a happier more fruitful use of our time. A happier, better more beautiful and useful use of our time here a fresh start. Yes, it’s a new beginn