Terrebonne just doing it for the Vine.

Literally just CNN.

Another election night so another reminder. No candidate has a 'lead' over any other candidates. The polls are closed. The decision is made. You just don't know it yet. All the TV tonight is just a pretend drama about people counting things to make an entertainment product.

It's actually intriguing to watch new Scrubs cause a lot of it is people who were new to stuff 20 years ago now being the adults in the room and having to process that and...

The second(?) Paw Patrol movie starts with someone locking people in a shed and starting a fire that would have burned them to death.

No one cares. But CBC has some pretty terrible usage of in-line links.

... Jfc

There are 9 active forest fires in NB with one out of control.

Was at my favourite bar in HALIFAX and suddenly

In the end days there will be only two great tribes of humanity and they will be led by Pete Davidson and Mark Carney.

Like mould on an orange.

Are we concerned he didn't specify -which- civilization?

"Gambling researchers are worried of the possible ramifications to how people may vote if they see these results ahead of time." Honestly this is the same reason I hate publishing news stories about polls and surveys during an election period. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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Moon's gettin pretty big

What's with all the Triforces?

The NCAA women's basketball final ended up pretty boring.

I have thoughts

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

bless nasa for keeping the exif around because this is the best ad the nikon d5 could possibly get

"well let us scratch our heads" -mission control #Artemis I LOVE how much of this flight comms so far has been basic technical support. From the toilet to the tablet to the portable speaker.

If you've read previous NASA mission comms transcript. It will never not be funny the tension between the astronauts (busy) and mission control (not there but hella curious).

If you take a second to think about the Artemis mission it's crazy.

Does it ever weird you out that your eyes can always see your nose, but your brain just edits it out?

This is what happened when Trump gave a speech today about the war.

THE POTTY ON ARTEMIS IS BROKEN. REPEAT: THE ARTEMIS POTTY IS BROKEN

They're powering up the toilet on Artemis II right now...

Full Moon Paterson Ewen 1988

"Artemis is go for launch" Final countdown started. 9 minutes on the clock. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR...

The Artemis astronauts are strapped in and the crew is getting ready to close the hatch. Liftoff currently scheduled for a little over three hours from now. NASA's official countdown broadcast can be found here:

"NASA's great at naming things" #Artemis youtu.be/Fvb1e4-YgRE?...

Any bars showing the Artemis launch window tonight? (Just kidding, I'm gonna use my theatre projector).

I think we can all agree that weather forecasts are essentially useless this week.

So specific.

Going the same direction twice is wild.

Wow Canada is bad at soccer

THEY BROKE THE BALL

Pokemon came out 30 years ago and the worst one they ever created is still Mr. Mime.

THEY CALLED THE MOVIE HAMNET.

Imagine ever going to Jacks on a bar night and not hearing a dude yell "I'm in engineering".

To the moooooon

Jay Birds Robbie Craig n.d.

Ok but can we talk about the hat.

It's wild how everything about the US World Cup is a scam www.nytimes.com/athletic/715...

Talked to an HVAC guy who's working two jobs to pay rent. He has no savings and worries about retirement. Tariffs have made it hard for him to import parts. Then this big strong guy who never cries, he said, he said to me, "I just wish Trump's signature was on the dollar." Then he burst out crying.

Man the Expedition 33 battle soundtrack has been my GO TO productivity music lately. What's yours? music.youtube.com/watch?v=Np4Q...

Gross

I wanna be clear, I didn't know about the morning news before I wrote this. It's just something I've been saying for months and years.

There's still no AI.