Browned butter chocolate less chocolate chip cookies. Split half plain and half with peanut butter chips. Now the gingerbread bars are in the oven. I love baking.

That moment you spin your earrings and go yup… my ears used to be gauged and I almost miss it.

Time to make a list of what to make for Xmas. Deserts. I still have a list of handmade gifts to finish

When someone goes silent and you are waffling on 2-4 different situations of why…

Super cool. Fun times.

When in doubt comfort movie and pretend things are ok. That is how it goes right?

Rational side of my brain: think logically about this and it seems ok. Not so rational side of my brain: hey you remember that shitty pattern here it is again bitch. Go just down that horrible spiral

Super fun. Glad I drugged myself to sleep tonight

So new theory… major holidays should have a “deadly sin” attached to it. So Thanksgiving= gluttony. Christmas= greed. Easter= lust. And this is how I will be referring to the days now. Happy Gluttony Day!

I’d really like these drugs to start helping me… maybe. Instead I get more tummy issues and more headaches. I don’t need more of those

Guy takes me to topgolf. I’ve never been and my golf experience is putt putt. I beat him twice.

Dude… this getting ready for a date is bullshit. And I even know the guy not like a brand new person. But why am I panicked.

I really would like these new drugs to not make me want to nap. It doesn’t help at work that it is a lazy day but oooooo buddy could I go for a warm nap.

Trying to think of the name of a teacher I didn’t like. I can remember she was a bitch and no one liked her. And she made my friend cry so I then made the teacher mad by protesting. I loved elementary school

Birthday nap time should be a thing. “Oh your birthday falls on a work day, sure take a nap as our gift to you”

Almost 5 years since my horse passed and I still constantly hurt and cry from it. I feel so broken.

When in the learning process of a new possible partner. And one of the big questions is already answered. He also likes candy corn.

I need to clone myself. One for work and one for crafting. Because I have too many things to do.

Why in FUCK is Amazon showing me a commercial even though I pay them not to! Like yes I can click to skip it but no I paid you to NOT show me commr

🖤🤍Post a black and white picture of you. 🤍🖤

How is it 2 am. I’m going to have a not so good day tomorrow

When explaining the not so pretty part of horses and the morbidity and the things we can do with a dead horse. It is a fun day at work.

Dear Netflix and all other streaming services. NOT EVERYONE LOVES CHRISTMAS, especially this early. STOP trying to suggest I watch all the holiday bullshit. Make an option that we can turn off holiday suggestions. Or ya know wait till after Thanksgiving. I refuse all Christmas till after my birthday

100% love to be right on things.

I stopped listening to smut so I can watch a hockey game at work. Priorities sometimes

I hate winter and snow. I just bought myself a cordless power snow shovel. Come at me bro. But I will be able to shovel snow quickly this year.

Nothing like the little things that no one else gets to know about but 100% make me feel more me. Happy wax day to me.

Some days… some reasons…

Does anyone else feel pain when they have goosebumps at times? Like if I’m cold and get them it hurts.

10 days to my birthday. But I have to survive the 19th to get there…

Hoarse from yelling at a hockey game last night. To playing vintage dress up. Now to go be a geek and watch LotRs. How am I single?

Yall the threat of the white death tomorrow night makes me hate everything again. Come on OH let’s not snow.

The urge to punch people is strong. Why can’t work be like a hockey game? I could fight someone take a 2-5min nap then just go back to work.

Did I just buy myself a tool set. You bet. Imma look super cool with my tool bag when I do all the things.

Scrolling TikTok for noise while at work “We need to stop confusing monster fucks and sizes queens” Well yes but the speed at which I clicked pause since everyone in the room can hear this (granted it is 3 people total including me). But also true babe true.

I love my friends and will do anything for them. But I want to punch my friends horse in the teeth. He picked the WORST day to maybe need a trip to KY.

Turned on a book that I knew wasn’t smut but assumed it was at least a bit romance. Nope at 1/3 of the way through I turned it off and put on some smut. 5% into that book and bam someone got off.

Today needs cuddles.

Who wants to put on a pink wig and go take care of my horse for me. I don’t have the motivation to do it. But I know I have to

Hockey goalies boggle my mind. No big just a full grown man doing the splits on the ice. To stretch. Ok boy say less

I mean I’m all for two sticks at once but usually it is frowned upon on the ice during a hockey game. But this team seems to be well skilled at two at a time.

It’d be cute to go to a hockey game for a date. But I mean I do that for myself anyways.

Omg the fuck all of this Tuesday

I hate we have gotten to that time where I don’t want to shower because it is too cold when I get out of the warm bathroom. I need a personal heater or somehow to keep my cold wet hair off myself

Pretty sure I made eye contact for too long. And my introverted/sub side said abort and my brat side said do it. Like mildly panicked

When that hockey fight is brewing and you NEED it to happen. Oooooo boy let’s get to swinging

Ok so yup imma go ya know jump off a cliff. I’m not but yeah.

I love my friend. She is amazing. But imma have to teach her how to tell people important information. Tonight’s episode of “umm what”: so I have cancer. Then instant topic change no other info

How not to say something to a younger person “I took photos of you” said my mom to a younger human who didn’t recognize us at all. It was sports photos so nothing creepy but random off shoot half ass related to us. But just not how to randomly say you know someone.

When your body forgets to be hungry but it was a big drinking day… oops my bad. But also someone come cuddle me to sleep. I’d appreciate it.