the weather in ireland doesn’t let me be a slut

“popular with friends” and it’s furry cheeks

omfg 💀

if I send you this it means you’re so fucking ugly

I was serious lol

was put on twitter jail until the evening because I told a stan account “kys”… oops…

if I’m on a liking spree on your profile, please know that I am hard and it’s all your fault.

for a second I thought the app was describing who followed me

twitter tl making me wanna tell everyone to kill themselves vs bsky tl making me wanna jack off all day

back to back to back

took preworkout, got ready and went to the gym only to find out that it’s not open

SUCCULENT SATURDAY when everyone posts ass

if you block me there’s something seriously wrong with you like very wrong idk

they have a literal goat as a professor but they’re shocked that there is a green girl????

Nooo please :)) dont kill yourself :)))) your ass is huge :)))))))))))))

I hate living in a cold city, all those workouts and good diet is for what? to wear 3 layers of clothing?????

yeah gm

you sound like you’ve never been told to shut the fuck up

i’m afraid i’ll come over there and touch your insides if you keep liking all of my posts

I still couldn’t get used to the notifications here. it shows 6474748484 new notifications and I click and see 3 likes 1 follow

let them know

i could be a great career coach but if i need to talk to someone for more than 10 minutes about work my nose starts bleeding like i’m out of my psychic energy………

how can I transfer all my good oomfs from twitter to here and leave bad oomfs there and lock the doors?

200 likes for a post on bluesky is equivalent of 10k likes on the dead bird app

sorry i’m just out of a serious meeting and this is how i cope

ok but when is “suck my balls dry day”?

i mean

“popular with friends” and it’s big juicy bouncy pecs

why did I wake up with a headache it’s already 1-0

i can’t believe whales are just holding their breath like wtffffffffff

ok this place needs more notifications settings asap

day 7 on this app and i haven’t used the words dick or balls ye.. oops.

if I get invited to one more meeting this week I swear to god…..

well it’s not gonna suck itself 🙂‍↕️ (me having the 3rd ice cream of the day)

still can’t believe this university is making me pay for an english test when I have a bachelor’s in english AND german 😤😤😤

i have a chihuahua aggression today

how is it only tuesday?????

this monday was like 5 mondays, good night guys 🛌

sam and me in ireland

it’s so cold

guys are we sure that we wanna call it reskeet? 🥲 why cant we keep calling it tweet/retweet

if I see a single “you’re not xyz you’re 30” post here 😤

the coolest first post award goes to… (me) 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

a wild wiglett appeared! ✨it’s shiny✨