Dog and cat looking super sweet together ❤️

This song never fails to hit the spot 🤘 open.spotify.com/track/1G6dOW...

Finland's performance was... vigorous.

I asked AI to combine historical reenactment with dinosaurs 😅

Pretty much everything squeezed in for a weekend of 17th century japes #battlereenactmentwankers

Me externally / me internally

Watch me make humorous structures from empty beer cans on OnlyCans

Every night, Trixie sits there and stares at me intently until I get her a chew.

I'm old, but not Saga Cruises old. They can fucking fuck the fuck off.

Bergerac 2025 is good.

Reenactment wankers...

I love buying and giving gifts to my nearest and dearest... but I hate wrapping those muthafuckers.

The boy now has a full line-up for his band. With suitably pointy and illegible logo, obvs 😅

Cath just went upstairs for a shower, but then came back topless moments later as she thought I might enjoy jiggling her boobs. I did, obvs 😅

Targeted ads for me on websites nowadays. I bet they voted Brexit 😅😅

A bit sad reading this as she was the star of season three. 1. She's gorgeous 2. A brilliant actor. www.cnn.com/2025/04/09/e...

I just saw metalheads in the shop. Though they probably don't see this ageing dude with glasses as a fellow metalhead 😅 youtu.be/NgoAPX4SXFc?...

I've been to the Houses of Parliament today.

We took the dogs around the local park earlier. I wanted a nice coffee and little cake from the coffee van. Alas, it was packing up when we got there. Cath got home and made me some lovely almond & strawberry slices 🙂

A couple of months back, I stubbed my little toe in the middle of the night (silent scream). Yesterday, the nail fell off while putting on my socks #weirdtoe

Drunk Lint ordered an Iron Maiden wine stopper 💀

That was an amazing gig. One of those bands I appreciated without being a big fan. I got tickets because I thought they would be good... and they were. Big time.

Emergency services have been at the top of our road since last night. Tactical support unit now and nearby allotments being searched. The house we recently wondered if a cult had occupied 😅

We had one of those "quiet" Friday nights that wasn't...

Cath made a pie. The pie police will be pleased to hear it had a base. But as Cath pointed out, regardless of base, if says it's a pie, it's a fucking pie!

Dirty fuckers at work putting in dirty crockery around the clean in the dishwasher and others dumping it in the sink rather than emptying it.

I've got loads of photos of me taken by other people that I don't hate 😅

I don't have many pictures of me with my mum. Unlike me, she didn't like having her picture taken. She was an amazing person and greatly missed ❤️

Cat just came in. Dog watching her intently. She was eating a decapitated bird. Then she vommed... obviously.

First massive grass cut of 2025. Only six months to go...

Someone stole all the beer that was in our fridge yesterday!

Just went in the loo at work after somebody else...

Sunbeam doggos 🐶😍

Me when Cath complimented the fit of my new t-shirt...

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I should be finally getting a dinosaur tattoo in 2025. A feathered raptor. At 57, I'm at last sufficiently satisfied with feathered representations from more recent fossil records 😅 #dinonerd

Season 3 of The White Lotus is creepy as fuck... but very good.

I'm trying to get into Sleep Token ahead of Download. That's two songs I like now.

Arrived at the ground. A few curious glances on the car park at my choice of music #nonleagueday

Rest in peace, big George.

I got snapped on Saturday 📷

At Cath's suggestion, I've been doing callisthenics mobility stuff. I have learned that I'm not flexible.

This amuses me more than it should 😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DCfQLIN...

Corporate wanker at Cheltenham today.

As Orwell predicted.

Had a clothes clear out. Two refuse sacks full of old stuff gone to the charity skip and new duds incoming.

Having learned more German, it becomes apparent how wrong a lot of Rammstein is 😅

Nice picture shared by our regiment for #Internationalwomensday