Everyone is a dickhead really. Some are dickheads (derogatory) some are dickheads (complimentary) Its how it be 🤷‍♀️

I have a really,just craving to be in the fresh air atmosphere. Not doing anything in particular,just,I dunno,outside XD

those in the know about femme fashion, when did they switch from being called baby DOLL tees, to just baby tees? when did that happen?

Hairrr. I love it honestly

Plz bsky,lemme see the posts,what am I meant to do while my vfc nuggies cook?! Its barbaric that I should have to entertain myself?!?!

I had so many nice comments on my hair today, people stopping me to compliment it and stuff. Except that one old dude who called me a trollop 😆😆😆 okay guy, sour today I guess I genuinely have never had so many nice compliments in a day before and the the sun was out so the hair musta been shiny! 😊

Im...im gonna have to get a baseball cap,cos the sun is blinding me. Also replace my sunglasses,which dollars,cos my eyes are shitbags and cant be standard levels of messed up 😆its funny cos baseball caps look good on me,hats do,but also make me kinda boyish in the face,always have done 😊

Wallet is so empty,please help fill,baby needs cunty music 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Hate it for me that my ruins -stick it to me starts playing on shuffle while im on the phone to the doctors about my coil fitting appointment next week 🙃 😒 Already on the do not want train but meds im on mean I really do have to have contraception and this is the only viable option and hate that

im off shortly to go rob the dandelions out me brothers garden for frankie XD i dont have much or really any grass in my tiny bit of garden for any to grow in, he has the biggest garden on these couple of streets so im off on't rob for the dandelions for my boy!

THE UK MILLENNIAL IN ME IS SCREAAAAAAAAAAMING RIGHT NOW AND IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOWWWWWWWWWW WHAT ITS SAAAYING help me, help me please

Going hard as hell with the millennial core alt fashion right now in a hoodie I should definitely have got in a smaller size and wide leg jeans that offer maximum shoe coverage even though I've already hacked like 6 inches at least off the bottom of them 😆😆

Hehe,heres a silly thing about me, I always thought,im not sure why really,that a schnitzel was a kind of sausage 😆 somehow,my brain just decided that I definitely *sounds* like that would be a sausage of some kind 😆😆 i do know it isn't now but yeah, thats what I thought for years! 😄😆

So we had a lil thunderstorm, a lil rainstorm and a lil hail storm but its been really warm so I made summer desserts. Would anyone like a slice? 💗😊

Yesssss,I knew i had muscovado sugar somewhere ☺️

so,this week,i have learned exactly what a conditional discharge is and what left on/lie on file means(the 2 arent related,completely different cases) now in the first instance,i do kinda understand,no one could have predicted that nearly 30 years later id still be severely disabled by it so 🤷‍♀️

hey, hi, folks i follow in london, if you know of anywhere that would be suitable, please make it known. thank you <3

I was meant to get my mmr booster today (never had the mmr as a kid) but haha,nope,as a little treat,my bitch ass body has decided to get a big ole infection, so as the mmr vax is a live one,got to see gp to have that sorted before I can have my booster. Plz,I need a bionic body 😫

If both series complete dvds were available at a decent price, but for now you could only stretch to one of them, which would it be, deep space 9 or voyager? Need to decide cos it can only be one sadly 😔

May I offer you a tshirt in these trying times? (15% off this month! ✨️) abistevens.etsy.com/listing/4386... #artShop #neurodivergent #ADHD

Real talk but,where tf are my iron tablets? Where are they hiding from meeee Plz,I am so weak 😖😖😖

Wow,the absolute stink eye im getting from the cat because im eating crisps sitting on the sofa she is graciously allowing me to share with her 😂😂😂

Hi friends I'll be going back to streaming regularly again next month🫡 It WILL NOT be daily again but I will def shoot for at least two a week I do hope to see some of you there 🙏 Twitch.tv/kamenjay

Good day cos i was talking star trek with the folks in the chazza shop and I got to crack the 'good union man' quip out , love that for me 💅😂 Yesssssss

who wants to come over and watch velocipastor and zombeavers with me? i baked today and everything :3

so, i guess im gonna be learning how to upholster a rocking chair? i found the frame part of a wooden one, in good condition in the gennell, so like, having that. so now, i will be learning how to fix it up :3

The local corvids are my friends cos they know I will put sushi cats uneaten meat out for them <3 also maybe because I buried the passed away younger one last year that was outside my living room window?,which,idc what anyone thinks,they totally knew i did that. Smart as hell they are

Mr rime will give you hot cocoa Mr mime will give you hot choke-o I am not wrong about this Im sorry but im not

ohhh, hey @ghoulishdemands.bsky.social you know what the next storm name is when it arrives? Storm Eddie 😈 Storm Dave just gave a pounding and when the time comes, the power is yours my dear 😈

This is what was in the oven. Okay,I think they arent perfect but they smell really nice? Nd first time I've ever made them in my life

Got something in the oven ive never made before in my life. Let's see how they turn out

So,I know i follow other eds baddies so question, do you also have issues with your kneecaps not 'tracking' properly? Like the ah,essentially tongue and groove bit? Im positive thats what causes one of mine especially to subluxx all the time and whats mostly caused the issue with it now?

Have we had a 'met on bsky and now married' couple yet? When people ask how they met,do they describe it as a skeet cute?

Big Js album with the new band is dropping tomorrow,dunno if anyone's heard about it? Chocolate jesus and the grape flavoured water -Consecration Wafer

music listeners! who can throw some suggestions at me of stuff to listen to that i might not have heard before? please? you dont even have to have what anyone else considers to be good taste cos i will give ANY genre/band/artist a listen to determine if i like it or not! :) :3

You know what I saw yesterday? And im not 100% sure if i have ever actually seen one before, a very small walk of witness. Im not religious myself in particular but it was far nicer to see than being hassled by the ranting street preachers who try to put hands on me to heal me very truthfully

Did you know if you see something beautiful it's not because it's beautiful but because you've set aside space within yourself for recognizing beautiful things. That's pretty dang hopeful.

Ahh,I am aware that im more 'all over the place than usual' and im sorry for that but I genuinely cant say why,not here,much as I'd like some support,and i know thats all 'vague posting' etc etc but its because whats going on irl isn't about me,im just catching emotional/mental hands from it

Who knows about tailoring? And can tell me if there's a reason this jacket i picked up has a flap on one pocket and not the other? Made by a proper tailor,in the uk,I checked the label, but they dont trade any more i dont think? Sorry for the messy bedroom in the background 😔

Would anyone like some candy from my pink cauldron? I have had it for a while but I had onions in it before. The pretty edition of wuthering heights is new though. Yay books!

Hey hey @jaxxology.bsky.social ITS SNOOPY!!!! 🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗

🎵feeling like trash and im flashing my ass🎵 COS ITS WINDY AS FUUUUCK AND I ONLY OWN ONE PAIR OF TROUSERS AND THEY ARENT DRY FROM BEING WASHED THIS MORNING 😭😭😭😭

outdream, outshine, outlive. you deserve everything my friends 💗

who has two bum knees and got so tired last night they sat down on the stairs for a rest and ended up having a wee lil power nap? this girl 😂 my stairs are steep folks, its like a lil mountain in the middle of my house 😂

Gonna double fist the hell outta some bread shortly cos I cannot remember if I have eaten at all today. Just pure distracted all day and I have no clue. Fix me bread,plz

Wrestling with 2 things I dont want to right now,1 I think k,at least in the short term I need some walking from in the house,crutches aren't cutting it,at least until I know whats going on with my knee,I have an appointment,its just waiting and stuff

i think its a bit sick actually that even though the ablation stopped the actual bleeding part of my periods, which dont get me wrong, is a blessing because it was HORRENDOUS, i still get the fucking hormonal fuckery. its not right tbh. actual bullshiiiiiit

You know,I almost posted this yesterday but, the vibes everywhere are fucking RANCID right now. Pure horrible. I dont know what crawled up people's asses and died there but fucking hell, its just grim exisiting right now BE BETTER,BE KIND GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

Going out into the garden to claw in the soil and scream,who is coming? I'll make fairy cakes and bread....

Okay,question time with che Who else showers facing OUT from like the water/wall? Get what I mean? I am the only person irl I know,(ive asked,i havent been peeping folks in their showers)who does this so im curious