What would be a good name for a pigeon? 🐦

Cats are frickin zooted on the nip 😆😆😆 they deserve it,best girls 💗

Im lazy about actually pulling the colour swatches but the star sign/panatone colour thing? My 4 are all pink and 1 purple shade ☺️ Tickles me (pink) 😄

Maybe she's born with it,maybe its peroxide 😌👍🏻

Coffees being drunk right now for Anthony head. Yes ,I know Giles and loved him for that but he was always the nescafe man first in my mind, cos thats where I first saw him on TV!

I have...questions now about this whole menopause thing I am now apparently POST already,but,mam is dead and has been for over a decade and I have no older sisters so like...Im half laughing,half crying tbh 🙃 I stg,already got mh dx or not,doctors should still listen to their patients 😤😤😤😤

I FUCKING SAID! Bitccch,so like i gotta have a repeat bloods and then I get some hrt or whatever? Fucking lolz that they wouldn't give me that hysterectomy, double lolz

Oh...wait,damn, that shirt i have that says 'good girl,bad knees' well, it told the future huh,now that I got arthritic knees 😆😆😆

IF,IF its correct and I *have* had a premature menopause,will know once tests etc are done,the irony of me being refused a hysterectomy cos they worried about me changing my mind about pregnancy and suing em,when,umm,these issues ive been at them about since just after I turned 30 . Ffs 😆😆😆

Cant sleep,laid on the sofa, with my phone propped on a lil cushion shaped like a t-rex chickie nuggie,eating biscuits (bri'ish biscuits) listening to music with my legs up on cushions cos they are hurty. 😆😌

Im kinda a bit upset about the whole,surprise,we think youve already had menopause. Not cos unwelcome as such but more that I kept saying something was wrong,not right with me and no one would listen and I just got...left? Cos if they are right,that was some whack ass shit to suffer im telling you

Its 2pm, the humidity is above 60% and this bish right here has to go get a coil fitted (will it actually be fitted or will it be a failed attempt,who knows?) Pray for me yall,this freakin SUCKS 😭😭😭

Derek . God,I was a mess of a teenager,but he never treated me like I was stupid because of it,in fact,he saw how smart I was and let me run a bit with 'projects' to stop me being bored

😌

jesus built your hotrod? thats cool man but, jesus cooked my hotdog and it was SO good, awesome cook i swear it

Maybe I got a dress thats basically floor length on me that is entirely sequin covered? Yeah,maybe i did,cos if the sun is gonna keep tryna fry me,im gonna outshine ittttt ahahahahahahaha

Oh! I remembered to pick some up in sainsburys and you know what they call rissoles here in England? Well, at least in sainsbos? Crispbakes, CRISPBAKES! WHAT?! Its not right that

I nearly got mown down today by a gang of kids/teens on e-bikes and it doubly pissed me off cos thats gonna be people's maurauding apocalypse gang ride isnt it? A fucking e bike and I dont think i vibe with that.they also nearly took out two older ladies,also with mobility aids.

hey, hey , HEY, this is an EXCELLENT cause and use of your badass artistic skills! yes yes yes it issssssssss! take a peek you lovely fabulous artists you :3

It’s my 44 birthday today, so I’d love to do an ART SHARE to celebrate! 🎉 If you’d like to support me, I’d really appreciate a repost so more people can join in - Thank you so much! - repost - share your art - tag your friends - no GEN AI, tag NSFW - engage! #art #artshare #artsky

Oh lawd they comin, folk of the uk, Flying Ant Day is predicted to arrive sooner than usual AND be larger swarms. Prepare accordingly. Godspeed o7

jacket spud and beans £1.50 It is literally what the label says ahahha. well,the sticker with it written in black marker pen. It's whats for my dinner right now 😋 ☺️

Thoughts,prayers and metric fuck tons of suncream for the redheads of the uk, we are suffering, SUFFERING I TELL YOU 😞😭🙏🏻🔥

I dont know how to explain this sensation other than,its...like shin splints but in my ankles? Weird feeling

Should I sleep in the kitchen as its the coolest room in my house,y/n? It's disgusting humid right now 😫

🎶my hay-fever,is killing meee , and i must confess,im gonna sneeze (gonna sneeze) 🎶

Its 17c already,the humidity is gross already friends. Ewwww

i want frozen custard from st louis rn. i only ever had it that one time but like damn you guys, that shit was delicious

hey so I've had sepsis twice and while it's usually treatable and survivable, acting quickly is IMPORTANT. here's the NHS page on symptoms and causes- it's worth taking a moment to familiarise yourself, because usually it's other people who notice the signs. www.nhs.uk/conditions/s...

A 2nd pretty dress with pockets has hit the wardrobe. Love that for me honestly

Look at this silly lil guy i found in the chazza for 50p.i think its a sausage? It's so silly,I love it

Its me, you would not even guess how much stuff is in the pockets of this dress,its like magic friends,magic

madeline is good people. i would make the same offer but, i am poor :(, i am willing though,to offer that if anyone tries to make fuss stopping you using the toilets and im about, i am fully willing to stand up for you and run the risk of peeing myself in public cos confrontation will do that to me

Omg you guuuuys , my dress,my dress,its even better than I thought, IT HAS POCKETSSSSSSS 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

All natural stupid, not chat gpt stupid, thats the way, if its gotta be, you know?

Heres something positive for you all though,I did it! I found a dress in like the ONLY shade of yellow i have ever been able to wear and not look ill in! It's pretty much not my colour at all,except for this one specific shade and I found THE prettiest dress! 😍😍😍

Haha no but its so FUCKING HUMID RIGHT NOW *cries in Bri'ish * this is not a tropical island bruv,why you gotta be so sticky bruv?!

Looooool, first,thanks adults in the car letting the kid in the back shout abuse out the window at me,second,its a mobility aid,not a fucking shopping trolley that you think ive got because im homeless,and, what the fuck is wrong with you letting them act like that abusing vulnerable people?!?!

I have a therapy appointment booked,go me. I wish I could rant and rave on here sometimes but it wouldn't be right tbh even though I feel like an overstuffed balloon that needs to pop,you know? Vague,yes but thats for the greater good really, I gotta be paying if you are hearing the real shiiiit

This guy today(yesterday i guess?),obviously meaning about me not walking well, asked if it was because id done too much pole dancing?! Never seen him before,then asked me if I know who x Ray spex and the sex pistols are,saying how beautiful poly styrene was? Like what??

Fuck you to whoevers been over my garden wall and snapped my foxgloves. And no,not my cat,snapped in the wrong place for it to have been the cat,thats person snappage. No reason for anyone to be in my garden,theres nowt interesting in it for anyone?!

Just spent way over an hour looking for box of light bulbs id had not 2 minutes before.tricksy shitbags.also misplaced frank n furters bowl of salad instead of putting it back in the fridge? However,got like a,chat thing with a potential therapist in the morning so yay 😤

positive with the beast headache I've got,that i didnt take my medication this morning. I wasn't sure if I had or not so,I didnt take them what could be 'again' just in case. Hate that for me

I still crying but like positive steps,reaching out to therapists and stuff? I dunno, i can be mended but not fixed,i think,if that makes any sense?

I fully just cried. Cried cried cried. I hurt and ive been not sleeping great,nightmares since the physio said swimming would be good for my knee. I can swim,I know how to but,my face getting wet gives me fear big time.reasons.fully even hate just washing my face its horrible

Stuck in this endless fucking loop of try to make one body bit hurt less/work better,it makes another worse/less functional and my mh is edging me right now so bad. Shits amazeballs yo 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Art for my walls? Would i?

ehehehe but also, booo, booo i say ha

Ahhh, so yeah that would explain why people look at me blank when I ask for a rissole in the chippy then. Well now, thats a thing eh

Wait, has...has there been any labubu kigarumis made yet?! Fuuuck,I could be a labubu at Halloween?!?! This is maybe the best idea I've had so far this year?!